Quotes to make you feel Smarter!!

[Doggystylin]

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
federal anti-smoking campaign.


"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.


"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.


"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.


"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President


"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle "


It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or
another"
--George Bush, US President


"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from
the truth. I assisted in furthering that version,"
--Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.


"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein,"
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.


"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
--Bill Clinton, President


"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may
reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina


...... ...Feeling smarter yet?

[Shoe_whore]

LMFAO!!!! how stupid would u have to be to say something like that

[Jome]

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a
federal anti-smoking campaign.

This was the worst one, stupid as fuck.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of  
people."  
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.  

This is funny and clever.
It's a smart way to say: "Yea, we discriminate, what you gonna do about it punk?"

[MidnightPills]

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
people."
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

i like that one

[M Dogg™]

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
--Dan Quayle "

I remember him, a little kid had to show him how to spell, no one liked him... LOL

[Tha_Reverend]

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and  
I'm just the one to do it,"  
--A congressional candidate in Texas.  


fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny^^^^^^^

['Illicit']

"Half this game is ninety percent mental."  
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark  

LOL, what the fuck!?!?  

i love this one

[bez]

LOL @  Norman Einstein