It's June 05, 2024, 12:42:18 AM
dude im baning you mother over here in eu. but im not a white,brown,black,yellow etc. im your nightmare
damn that shit is too long, ima have to get back to it later tho.....lmao at this one tho.....Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go.j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious.Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.j_gurli13: thats it.Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.Bloodninja: F**k am I hard now.
i don't really feel like reading 6 pages what are the funny parts?
The Best quote:I was great. You loved it.
Jdogg: HeyQT-Pie: HeyJdogg: whats goin onQT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?Jdogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber?QT-Pie: what does that mean?Jdogg: what are you wearing?QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.Jdogg: Garter belt?QT-Pie: Ummm...no.Jdogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?QT-Pie: uh, okay.Jdogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.Jdogg: You're wet already. I can smell your p*ssy stink from here.QT-Pie: WHAT?!Jdogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.Jdogg: You leave everything to Jdogg.Jdogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.Jdogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.QT-Pie: A stripe?Jdogg: I need a sandwich.QT-Pie: You're a freak.Jdogg: I was great. You loved it.