More Wack Mullah Nasrudin Rhymes...Or are they?

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

I lost my rhyme book I was glad I wasn't with it then/
Or maybe I'd have been lost too and never be able to rhyme again/
I've got rhymes iller then Nas, Ras Kass, Canibus, and Eminem/
I swear I could write them down now, if I could just find my pen/

They used to ask me why I wasn't mad when they vandalised my car/
I say I'm grateful that thank God I wasn't in it or I'd have a scar/
Then they ask me yo, Mullah, but what if your car was stolen and lost/
Then thank God I wasn't in it or I'd be lost along with it/

I was loaned a dog and they asked me to give it back/
As soon as they came over the dog barked from out back/
I said I had no dog and that that was that/
They said, I just heard your dog barking out back/
I said who are you going to believe?
The dog or are you going to believe me?

I'm carrying one bag on my back while the others pack two?
The foreman asks, "yo, what the hecks wrong with you?"
I reply that maybe they are too lazy to make two trips like I do/

Walking down the subway stairs at the train station/
They here a trample, then a loud thud at the basement/
A cry comes from up top, "Hey, yo, what happened kid"
-"My coat fell three flights of stairs and I was wrapped up in it"/

Took a man to the judge who slapped me in the face/
The judge ordered the man to give me money to compensate/
He ordered the man to go to the bank, told me to wait/
The man never came back so I slapped the judge in the face/
Told the judge to take the money the man brings from the bank/

My small cup was empty I asked a man for some cow's milk/
He told me I can't give you cow's milk, it's too full and will spill/
I told him, fine, then I'll take goat milk instead/
He told me "What's the difference, what's wrong with your head?"/

Was at the hospital they wanted to take diagnostic tests/
The Doc told me 98% of people are sick in the West/
I replied then why don't we bring in those two percent/
Examine them, and upon them we will run all the tests/

[10dency]

hmm
 flow was aight,but i honestly wasnt feelin it ,because it seemed to simple

at one point u rhymed car with scar it just wasnt ur best prolly.....

but keep doin ya thing