9 Things I Hate About Everyone

[Da WCC Hopar!]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone
>
>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
>where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
>when I ask where the toilet is?
>
>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
>for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
>channel manually..
>
>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
>Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
>
>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
>Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
>this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
>
>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
>paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
>
>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
>choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
>there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there
>must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
>
>8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
>damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
>
>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
>yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[ARYC]

lol nice

[Lord Funk]

 

[bez]

So true. lol

[Throwback]

lol.

[Mindless Minority]

This is the same old material Peter Kay has used for the last 5 years.

[rafsta]

This is the same old material Peter Kay has used for the last 5 years.

[STILLDRE IS THE GODFATHER]

This is the same old material Peter Kay has used for the last 5 years.

yup peter kay is a funny dude

[Westcoastfanatic]

oldie but goodie

[ToOoOoN!!!]

it's funny cuz it's true !

[AlerG]

it's funny cuz it's true !

my girlfriend says that saying all the time, made me chuckle a bit, peace.

[Gangstauu]

1, 2, 4, 5, 7 had me laughing my ass off, others were good too, but those were thebest

PROPS

[white Boy]

it's funny cuz it's true !

my girlfriend says that saying all the time, made me chuckle a bit, peace.

me and my friend say it alll the time...

[Suffice]

Peter Kay? i thought this was George Carlin shit...

[Kill]

i only find some of them good

"life is short" eg is not necessarily relative to "other things people do". if you look at the life of an oak, yours is short. if you compare a life span to certain other processes around you, itīs like an instant

pointing at your wrist while asking what time it is is no more than a gesture. itīs not like people wanna inform you about how to localize your watch...you really gotta twist that to make it look stupid, cause backing up language with mimics and gestures is only natural

i look for the remote control too when i donīt find it. itīs not the last time iīm gonna switch channels in my life and without finding my remote control i will have to do it the other way forever, which at some point will add up to more than looking for the remote control once. duh

but some of them were good...i liked the bus, cinema and last place you look ones