It's April 27, 2024, 06:43:24 AM
IROC (Italian Retard Out Crusing)Acura: Awful,Crappy,Unreliable, Rusty AutomobileAcura: Automobile Causes Universal Road AccidentsAcura: All Cars Usually Require AdjustmentAcura: Any Child Understands Real AutomobilesAcura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine AccidentsAcura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic InfluenceBeetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose EngineBMW: Babbling Mechanical WenchBMW: Beastly Monstrous WonderBMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on WheelsBMW: Beautiful Mechanical WonderBMW: Big Money WasteBMW: Big Money WorksBMW: Blasphemous Motorized WreckBMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.BMW: Break My WindowsBMW: Broken Money WasterBMW: Broken Monstrous WonderBMW: Brutal Money WasterBMW: Bumbling Mechanical WretchBMW: Big Money WasterBMW: Blasphemized Motorized WreckBMW: Bastard Money WieldersBMW: Bowel Movement WagonBuick: Big Ugly Import Car KillerBuick: Big Ugly Indestructible Car KillerBuick: Built Under Inspection of Cooky KoreanCamaro: Can't America Make A Real One?Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.Chevorlet: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every TimeChevy: Charged HeavilyChevy: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned YetChrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine RunsChrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative'sCitroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by NuttersDodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage EmitterDodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, EverywhereDodge: Dem Old Dudes Go EverywhereDatsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous NipsFiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.Fiat: Failure in Automotive TechnologyFiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at TransportationFiat: Fix It Again Tony?Fiat: Fix It All the TimeFiat: F*ck in a Taxi.Ford: F**ked over rebuilt DodgeFord: F**ker Only Runs DownhillFord: F*cked on Race DayFord: F*cking Over-Rated DisasterFord: F*ckin' Out-Right DangerousFord: First On Recall DayFord: First on race dayFord: Fix Or Repair DailyFord: Found on road deadFord: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto'sFord: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On FootGM: General MistakeGMC: Garage Man's CompanionGMC: Generally Mediocre CarsGMC: Get More ChicksGMC: Got More CrapGMC: Grungy MerchandiseGMC: Got Mechanic ComingG.T.I.: Got Tossers InsideHonda: Helping Out Nips Destroying AmericaHonda: How Odd-No Damn AccelerationHonda: Hold Overs Not Doing AnythingHonda: Hell Of a Nice Damn AutomobileHonda: Hand Over Dollars to AsiansJaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue RetailJeep: Junk Eletrical and Emissions PartsJeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for PartsJeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra PartsJeep: Jumps Everything Ever ParkedMazda: Model All Zoids Drive AimlesslyMopar: Most Often Passed At RacesMopar: Mostly Old Parts And RustMopar: Mostly Old Paint And RustMopar: Making A Zillion Dollars AnnuallyMopar: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American ReplicarsNissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile NightmareNissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to NipponOldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking EverythingOldsmobile: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like EdselPinto: Put In New Transmission OftenPlymouth: Pontiac Poor old ni**er thinks it's a CadillacPlymouth: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A CadilliacPorsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous EmissionsPorsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold EnginePorsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible EnginePorsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have EnoughRenault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of TrashSAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Asshole BabiesSAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always BrokenSubaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive UraniumToyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks AllTriumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays HeavilyVW: Very WorthlessSTP: Stop Those Pistons.E.F.I.: Extra F*cking InsuranceBOW TIE: Big Over Weight Tired Impotent EnginesNAPA: Never Any Parts Available