GOT BUSTED...with Cocaine, straws, and a scale.

[ecrazy]

Wow...Where do I begin? Let's start with my girlfriend is in jail right now for something she hasn't done...Here's the story...So I Went And Bought Some GPS Panties For My Girlfriend because Who knows, she might be cheating on me right?...well anyways on the way there i see larry the local street dealer and he says he'll give me an 1/8 for a favor to do later, so i say sure, why not....well anyways, i take out my trusty scale because i gotta have exactly an 1/8 or ill go crazy, well anyways it was more than an 1/8 and i did not say anything, well i take out my straw, line it up ready to snort when a cop stops in front of my car....im like, oh no, police, and i start to cry...i told him it was my first time ever doing it and keep crying, he says "well, if u tell us where u got it from, we will let you go with just a ticket" and i dont want to rat out sweet ol larry, i mean, come on, he gave me it for free, so i think of the first person that pops into my head, my girlfriend, so they go to her house, and i see on my GPS panty detector that they arrive because her body tempreture is boiling, and they find some more coke on her, and take her in for dealing cocaine, and now i dont know what to do?!?! what am i to do dubcc? how can i help my girlfriend??

[Javier]

lol

[eS El Duque]

lmao, that was funny...but...someone has too much time on their hands

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LOL...You're desperate and you're making a fool out of yourself.

[Fuck Your Existence]

lol

[Macaframa]

LOL thats halarios

[Acgrundy]

you had cocaine, but no hookers?  what the fuck is wrong with you man, you are a fuckin dipshit.

[Noname]

someone has too much time on their hands

[Eddie G.]

LMAO, this is funny and pathetic at the same time.

[Kill]

lol, stupid enuff to be funny

[Thuglife]

ur fuccking wack

[Javier]

Cocaines a helluva drug...hehehehehe

[ecrazy]

lmao, that was funny...but...someone has too much time on their hands

I swear to god that only took me 2min to make...lmao! damn, im shakin, i need another fix. help me....oh man, i wonder if i can take some more blow before my court date for that ticket, and how is my girl, please dubcc help me

[Thuglife]

yo stfu you fucking prick.

[ecrazy]

yo stfu you fucking prick.

Shut The Fuck up yourself, you cannot be as great as me, i mean, i got banned, begged seer to let me back, and now_Im_Crackked out....I should be deemed the "Forum Legend" because i am......