funny stuff from LA times

[krazykokonutz]

hey guys i was reading through the la times website and thought id just post these things sent in by a teacher about her students papers

School daze: More student bloopers collected by high school teacher Juel Goldstock:

•  They lacked parental guidance. They were salvages.

•  My bedroom is round and has 4 walls.

•  Q. Where is Magic Mountain? A: It's in the Magic Mountains.

•  Mute: adj. silent. The mute is too loud.

•  Q. Where did Lee surrender to Grant? A: Germany.

•  Parched: adj. dry. "I washed my clothes. Mom, can you parched them?"

•  Frankenstein's monster killed but, in his heart, he had softener for women.

•  I'm an only child so I get my own walking closet.

L.A. Insult of the Day: From San Francisco Chronicle TV critic Tim Goodman: "Fully realized ideas in television are like natural breasts in Los Angeles — rare, elusive and wonderful."

miscelLAny: In the category of unfortunate phrasing in an advertisement, Bill Quade of Van Nuys recalled a radio spot in which a hospital asked listeners "to open your heart and give blood." And that's all the news from Only in L.A. from our offices here, just south of the Magic Mountains

[hope glimmers]

those were so funny. 

i liked the 4 walls one and the parched the most, i say parched all the time, and people think im crazy, it sounds better than thirsty though.