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Minkaveli

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Keystyle Battle off ESPN forum.
« on: August 04, 2005, 06:55:00 PM »
Check this out, me vs. Reflects

Round 1

Yo,yall can call me a cracka,a wannabe,whatever but I just fc*k'd ya girl,now ya can com n get her
Waz up wit u thinkin ya the best on ESPN nation
I'd stuf my d1k so far down ya throat,u'll get contstipation
Then ya can take yer a$$ to get some medication
But becareful when ya open dem pills
I'd be rite behind ya,then add u to my list of kills
Unlike u i can survive in da hood on my own and
1 flash of my chains can lite up yer whole home
Don't ever try to fite me even if i'm alone
sh*t i'd either put a cap in ya a$$ or kill ya with a stone

my reply

Listen up,

You know I'm the best kid,
and you know your flow is **** when its gettin made fun of by deaf kids,
You call that a comeback?
My flow hits you with a response thats a toungue lash,
You flow stinks just like your **** from your boyfriends buttcrack,
My flow is too good, the battle I won that,
Not from the hood, but I kick the tough flow,
While you just take it up the butt though,
Your flow was aiight, but lets see how we rate ya,
because after I just murdered you, I'll also cremate ya.

Round 2-Reflects

Yo,Yous probabaly high if ya thank u can kill this crack-er
Look at my name,I'm the motha fu**kn reflect-er
I'd dodge every cap u shoot at me like in Matrix
Take yer g@y anal sh*t to anotha site were u can su*k d*x
Like I sad my chain'll flash just like when ya take pix
Yer girls pu$$y taste fresh like altoids
And I filled er' up wit my juice more than Bonds used steriods
Now ya know were she's at when u play with g@y sex toys
After I cremate ya,yer ashes is what i'll sell
And u can't do nothin cause you'll be rotten in hell!

me-
Yo, I take your repeated words and reverse em,
How you talkin about my girl when I heard your a virgin?
Your comebacks are useless, mine are so ruthless,
I'm gonna abuse this ,kid who sucks so much **** his mouth looks toothless,
man guess what?
you talk about so much *****, your mouth is gonna turn into a left nut,
I spit this, winnin this stage,
I make salary while you make minimum wage,
I never lost a battle, you know my history,
Puttin little 15 year olds like you out of your misery,
A kid who think his **** dont stank,
when you got a worse flow than 50 on piggy bank,
You call yourself reflect, when you bring no reflection,
and that is why my album is the first selection in your collection.

Round 3- Reflects

Yo,It's okay,My piggy banks full of cash
While half the size of my di*ck's bigga than yer stash
Sure,i'm virgin that's what yer mom's said right son?
Too bad I fu*kk'd her without any rubba on
Yer like,why can't i see his teeth,wats happenin'
Ya just blinded by my grill it's all platinum
I'll take ya apart the same way kids play with legos & elfs
but no I don't play wit kids like u,ya said it yerself
You su*ck so much d*ck ya need a tic tac
don't worry bout yer new girl,I won't fu*k her she looks like a big mac
And I'll throw yer album out my shelf
Betta yet all make ya do it ur self
My wallet's fat like yer girl and I'll win this stage
You like a dog in cage,his food bowl has none
My boxaz worth more than yer life and then some

my response-

I won this battle its already uncontested,
I'm gonna beat you like your father did and have your *** molested,
I already killed you and this bastards buried,
the male sex organ is the only work in your vocabulary,
I spit it hot, quit tryin to flirt,
Your rhymes make about as much sense as your birth,
which aint much,
quit makin Omarion and tryin to touch,
so your sayin you copped my album, you must admit it,
you can beat me? it wont happen forget it,
You smell more fruity than a bakery,
all your rhymes are stolen, we'll call that plagery,
even if you had a gun you couldnt murder me,
if you say you won, you should go to the grand jury because you are commiting perjury,
i'll kill you lyrically and then slit your wrists open vertically,
and put a tattoo on your girls back just to make sure you heard of me.

Round 4-Reflects

Yo u say i'm fruity,and yous tryin to do so harm
Fool u probably more corny than a fu*ckin farm
I'm reflects and i get girls wit my reflection
But Your car's beat down like the upper new jersey section
I'm 17 and i'm smotha than a stick of butta
You can take your raps and throw em down the gutta
Yo,if u so good why you sound like 50 cent
lookin for every penny just to pay the rent
My wrists cant be cut by u i'm too slick
I'll snap yer back in half like a toothpick
Ya probably ask Mr.T how ta look cool
homie if ya do that i'll pitty the fool
After he's done wit u,you'll think yer all tite
Before ya come back learn how ta ride a bike
After u dead with all yer girls i'll have sex
And i won't cremate yer body just write somethang on the chest
it says "this is the property of Reflects"

My response-

Your seventeen so your flows aint even legal,
your verses are like your grandma's legs, they are just to feeble,
My punchlines will make you bleed dude,
Your birth makes no sense, the world doesnt even need you,
I'm killin you then throwin up the area I represent,
Your a *****, your is like your girl, straight up estrogen,
I'm the real specimen,
My flow should be in scriptures like the new testament,
My punchlines already called the knock out,
You play with yourself with your cok out,
You already got molested like Michael,
I already hold the highest title,
You on a period? go take some midol,
I'll keep goin till this ***** done,
because you beatin me is the sames chances as revivin Big Pun,
You already went down quicker,
than a fat person eatin a bar of snickers,
flows sting you like a sliver,
like a ****** all you do is quiver,
and speculate,
I'm the best to hate,
you seventeen, you even had a date?
you can't **** with my style, you might as well masturbate,
you have to wait,
till your caskets laid,
This kid is the wackest played,
You flow is better of on comedy central,
because i've heard a better flow from a retarded kids mental
I'ma keep comin, I'll spit hot,
Your flow is like a straight toilet, you are all **** talk


end of battle.

RIP





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Re: Keystyle Battle off ESPN forum.
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2005, 10:28:30 PM »
Flow ain't bad..but fix the spellin' man..unless you want it that way...
little structure needed...but other than..much luv 4 ya.
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