Favourite Simpsons line

[Teddy Roosevelt]

^That wasn't even in English and it was funny.

[ToOoOoN!!!]

^That wasn't even in English and it was funny.

LOL i didnt check the sound of it before i post it lol

[Canuck]

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist.  He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star

Grandpa Simpson: The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few

Marge; Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?
Grandpa: I sure hope so...

Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
Martin: "Dickety"? Highly dubious.
Grandpa: What are you cacklin' at, fatty?! Too much pie, that's your problem

[Canuck]

 Homer: Hello, Police?  Are you sitting down?  Good!  I wish to report a
        robbery.
Wiggum: [bored] A robbery, right.  Thanks for the report.  [hangs up]
        That's _another_ one, Lou...723 Evergreen Terrace.
         [Looks at a map with the robbery locations marked on it]
        Well, there doesn't seem to be any pattern yet, but if I take
        this one and move it here...and I move these over here...hello!
        It _almost_ looks like an arrow!
   Lou: Hey, look, Chief: it's pointing right at this police station.
Wiggum: Let's get out of here!

Homer: So I said to him, "Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we
       got here.  And as for your Grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed
       off like that!"
 Lisa: Dad, don't you see you're abusing your power like all vigilantes?
       I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?
Homer: I dunno.  Coast Guard?

[Bones01]

^^^LMAo classic

[Don Jacob]

when the simpsons mimic movies it's always classic

pulp fiction
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/dejFLnjnp4s" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/dejFLnjnp4s</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/iyvrgtdNNCE" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/iyvrgtdNNCE</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/6StiQSktpUo" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/6StiQSktpUo</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/OQKkA94PwJQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/OQKkA94PwJQ</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/PHdjcldasqA" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/PHdjcldasqA</a>

the shining

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/iEsbLxgOD44" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/iEsbLxgOD44</a>


the godfather
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/T9LpGPxQgRE" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/T9LpGPxQgRE</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qi8VJQGB1K0" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/Qi8VJQGB1K0</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/bITxX9zve-Y" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/bITxX9zve-Y</a>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/mjulUMlez4Y" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/mjulUMlez4Y</a>


goodfellas

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/WzHw2Kd0-cI" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/WzHw2Kd0-cI</a>


lord of the rings
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ELszPTecovQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/ELszPTecovQ</a>