It's May 23, 2024, 08:01:12 AM
Scientology's history of the universe * 70 trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion years ago (7×1085 years): The Story of Creation Implants * 40.7 trillion trillion trillion trillion years ago to 5.9 trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion years ago (4.07×1049–5.9×1060 years): The Glade Implants are implanted * 83 trillion trillion trillion years ago to about 40.7 trillion trillion trillion trillion years ago (8.3×1036–4.07×1049 years): The Bear Goals are implanted * 110,000 trillion trillion years ago or earlier to 390 trillion trillion years ago (1.1×1029–3.9×1026 years): The Invisible Picture Goals implants are implanted by an unknown alien race * 390 trillion trillion years ago to 370 trillion trillion years ago (3.9×1026–3.7×1026 years): The Black Thetan Goals are implanted * 4 quadrillion years ago (4×1015 years): Thetans enter the present universe and experience Incident I * 382 trillion years ago to 52 trillion years ago (3.82×1014–5.2×1013 years): The Helatrobus Implants are implanted * 319 trillion years ago to 83 trillion trillion trillion years ago (3.19×1014–8.3×1036 years): The Gorilla Goals Implants * 315 trillion years ago to 216 trillion years ago (3.15×1014–2.16×1014 years): The Aircraft Door Goals are implanted * 80 trillion years ago (8×1013 years): The Galactic Confederacy is established * 52 trillion years ago (5.2×1013 years): The Helatrobus government is established * 44 trillion years ago (4.4×1013 years, "43,891,832,611,177 years, 344 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes and 40 seconds from 10:02˝ PM Daylight Greenwich Time May 9, 1963"): The Heaven Implants are given, presumably by Helatrobus * 38 trillion years ago (3.8×1013 years): Helatrobus falls or is destroyed It should be noted that all dates given above are far beyond the current scientific consensus for the age of the present universe (approximately 13.7 billion [1.37×1010] years) * 75 million years ago (7.5×107 years): Xenu commits his famous genocide and brainwashes his victims with the R6 Implants * 50 million years ago (5×107 years): The Body Builder Incident * 200,000 years ago (2×105 years): The Marcab Confederacy is established * "Hundreds of years ago to hundreds of thousands of years ago":- The Marcab Invasion Force implants thetans with the Train Goals * Circa 6235 BC: The Fifth Invader Force invades the Solar System but is defeated by the Fourth Invader Force * AD 1150: The Espinol Confederacy abandons the Solar System
Hubbard claimed that the modern-day science fiction genre of space opera is merely an unconscious recollection of real events from millions of years ago.
damn these people are fuckin nuts.. and i thought David Icke was crazy....