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PLANT

Momma Jokes
« on: October 29, 2005, 09:11:19 AM »
Inspired by the thread "sheet"






YO momma soooooo fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld!








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Re: Fat Momma Jokes
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2005, 09:25:40 AM »
ur momma so fat that u need a gps system to find her pussy
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Re: Fat Momma Jokes
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2005, 09:34:56 AM »
LOL


Yo momma’s so fat, when God said "Let There be Light", He told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2005, 09:39:36 AM »
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2005, 09:41:52 AM »
lol my mirc script got alot of em (invision)
heres a few...

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back.

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn".
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2005, 10:19:01 AM »
LOL

Yo momma’s so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2005, 10:24:53 AM »
yo moms so dumb she thought "manual labor" was a Mexican

yo moms so dumb she sold her car for gas money

yo moms sucks so much dick she has "TROJAN"  stamped on her gumline

yo moms is like a basketball...she gets bounced from brother to brother

yo moms idea of safe sex is locking the car door

yo moms so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal

yo moms so dumb I told her Xmas was right round the corner...she looked and said "I dont see shit"

yo moms so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2005, 10:37:56 AM »
Quote from: Pops Twista on October 29, 2005, 10:24:53 AM
yo moms so dumb she thought "manual labor" was a Mexican



LMFAO!!!!!   classic line right there haha
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2005, 10:49:35 AM »
Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2005, 01:18:30 PM »
yo mamma's so black, she bleeds smoke

yo mamma's so greasy and fat, she sweats crisco
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2005, 01:35:10 PM »
You're mommas so black, she ate her finger thinking it was a tootsie roll.

You're mommas so black, she attends funerals naked
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2005, 02:03:24 PM »
Yo momma’s so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in!
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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2005, 04:04:26 PM »
Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2005, 04:56:08 PM »
hahahaha props!! Im crackin up right now

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Re: Momma Jokes
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2005, 05:37:35 PM »
yo mama´s so dumb she had a son making this thread
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