Author Topic: Information you never new about Mr Chuck Norris (Read 306 times)

coola · « **Reply #15 on:** December 02, 2005, 01:47:14 AM »

Quote from: hempside on November 30, 2005, 10:13:50 AM

he got his ass kicked by bruce.

thats right.

WestCoasta · « **Reply #16 on:** December 02, 2005, 01:48:06 AM »

he told the sixth sense kid that he has AIDS

makaveli11 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 02, 2005, 07:36:20 AM »

LMFAO!!! propz.

Black Uhuru · « **Reply #18 on:** December 03, 2005, 06:35:37 AM »

Quote from: Overseer on November 30, 2005, 08:09:52 AM

3. chuck norris does not sleep. he waits

4. chuck norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparallelled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. the devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted

he should have seen it coming. they now play poker every second wednesday of the month

11. Chuck Norris was the Fourth Wise Man. He brought the baby Jesus the gift of "beard", Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favouritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths

20. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't pluck up the courage to tell him

LMAO

Spliffs_All_Day · « **Reply #19 on:** December 03, 2005, 04:06:51 PM »

Quote from: Overseer on November 30, 2005, 08:09:52 AM

Information you never new about Mr Chuck Norris

2. rather than being birthed like a normal child, chuck norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. shortly thereafter he grew a beard

3. chuck norris does not sleep. he waits

4. chuck norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparallelled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. the devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. they now play poker every second wednesday of the month

5. chuck norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

11. Chuck Norris was the Fourth Wise Man. He brought the baby Jesus the gift of "beard", Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favouritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths

23. Chuck Norris doesn't shave, he kicks himself in the face. the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris

28. before each filming of walker:texas ranger, chuck norris is injected with 5 times the lethal dose of elephant tranquiliser. This is of course to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors that he fights

comic gold

Teddy Roosevelt · « **Reply #20 on:** December 03, 2005, 04:17:45 PM »

Quote from: Overseer on November 30, 2005, 08:09:52 AM

3. chuck norris does not sleep. he waits

5. chuck norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

8. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 ounce steaks in an hour. He spent the first 50 of those minutes screwing his waitress

11. Chuck Norris was the Fourth Wise Man. He brought the baby Jesus the gift of "beard", Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favouritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths

16. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad did.

20. Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't pluck up the courage to tell him

21. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse.... horses are hung like chuck norris

Most of them were pretty damn funny but these ones had me LMFAO