It's May 25, 2024, 07:22:01 AM
I was fucking this chicken doggystyle,and fucked around and farted.she said you feel better know.I said, hell yeah.
^^^^ fuckin chickens is bomb huh? used to do that when I lived on the farm
man, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie lol
Quote from: TeeRaySix9Teen on December 21, 2005, 02:03:40 AMman, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie loldayum, that must have sucked
I once farted when I didn't know I had diarrhea. Thank god I was home and nobody was here
Quote from: Mauzip on December 21, 2005, 02:37:01 AMI once farted when I didn't know I had diarrhea. Thank god I was home and nobody was here so you managed to be embarassed in front of....yourself??
Quote from: Educated Thug on December 21, 2005, 02:22:56 AMQuote from: TeeRaySix9Teen on December 21, 2005, 02:03:40 AMman, i pulled up to this intersection once. there was about 3 cars in front of me, stopped at a red light. i was right next to the left turn lane...but my lane was supposed to go strait. then this car fulla females pulls up next to me, in the left turn lane and stops cus they light was red too. i was by myself, and they start wavin n shit...they were fine. so me....bein tha pimp that i am, look over all smooth and blow a kiss at em. their left turn light turns green....so they start to go. for some reason, in my head im thinkin my lane is goin also. so i step on the gas and run right into the car in front of me. shit was strait out of a movie loldayum, that must have suckedfah real....i could careless about the bitches in that car. but damn, i cracked my Raider plate on the front of my car lol