30 things you didn't knew about Mr. T

[Throwback]

1. Mr. T hates playing 'Rock Paper Scissors' because he doesn't believe anything could beat rock. He always chooses rock, and when someone throws paper, he says,"I win." If someone is foolish enough to dispute this, he takes his clenched fist and punches them in the face, then says, "I thought your paper would protect you."

2. Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

3. When Mr. T folds his arms, the U.S. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.

4. Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.

5. Mr. T doesn't pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.

6. April 1st became known as "April Fool's Day" only after Mr. T decided it would be easier to pity a whole bunch of fools on a set date rather than pitying a few fools each day.

7. Children are afraid of the dark. Dark is afraid of Mr. T.

8. The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.

9. Mr T. and Chuck Norris decided to spar, they travelled to the only safe place in the Universe, the beginning of time. They bowed to each other and Chuck launched in with a roundhouse kick. Mr. T blocked it, and the resulting pressure wave is commonly called the Big Bang.

10. Mr. T recently opened a Psychic hotline, one in which he takes every call. No matter the question he is asked, he gives only one response: "My prediction? Pain." He then goes out and personally pummels each caller witin an inch of their life, because Mr. T can never be wrong.

11. Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

12. Mr. T isn't afraid of flying, but God fears the consequences of letting him fall.

13. The last time Mr.T went hunting he got a 10 point buck, a white rhino and two bald eagles... He is no longer allowed into the Zoo.

14. When Mr. T received his star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame, he made his hand prints after the cement was dry.

15. Mr. T can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved.

16. Rocky III was a groundbreaking film. It took 135 special effects artists 13 months to make it seem like Rocky won the second fight to Mr. T.

17. 23, That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

18. Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Mr. T has three Ys and a T. He's more man than you'll ever be.

19. Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.

20. Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.

21. Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

22. There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.

23. Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.

24. Mr.T pities the fools who don't eat his cereal, as it is the only known source of Vitamin T.

25. Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.

26. Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.

27. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

28. Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

29. When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.

30. Mr. T always drives on the right side of the road, no matter where he is in the world.

[The Watcher]

gold.. esp #3

[7even]

10. Mr. T recently opened a Psychic hotline, one in which he takes every call. No matter the question he is asked, he gives only one response: "My prediction? Pain." He then goes out and personally pummels each caller witin an inch of their life, because Mr. T can never be wrong.

15. Mr. T can eat a rubix cube and crap it out solved..

25. Mr. T was once involved in a head-on car crash, and he was the only survivor. Mr. T was walking at the time.

28. Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.

29. When creating the alphabet, Mr. T placed the letters M, R, and T in seperate areas so people could learn to read and spell without fear.

My favs

[Sikotic™]

LOL Those were good, but this one can;t be fucked with

12. Mr. T isn't afraid of flying, but God fears the consequences of letting him fall.

That's badass right there.

[Throwback]

i liked the Chuck norris ones better. juss because chuck >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>mr t big time.

[MANBEARPIG.]

April 1st became known as "April Fool's Day" only after Mr. T decided it would be easier to pity a whole bunch of fools on a set date rather than pitying a few fools each day.

my fave.


the chuck norris one was way better because no one saw it coming this one feels like a cheap copy.  The good ones in this one feature Chuck Norris.

[coola]

i agree Mr T >>> chuck norris

19. Mr. T once captured Bigfoot, but released him after he shaved the beast and realized that it was just Chuck Norris walking around naked in the woods.

23. Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.

27. Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

28. Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.