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I love being English (Not racist)
« on: February 26, 2006, 08:33:10 PM »
Ok, so the yanks in the forum will probably switch at this topic but fuck it...

   Is it just me, or is it great being English?
     We're seen as the supreme race in the world...believe it or not...it's true. And if you don't believe it your probably american...and can't accept the fact that your not the best at something. you guys might have all the money and power...but at the end of the day...England is seen as the most intelligent nation in the world.
 
     Now, I live and in a week will start to work in london...(those that know me will know that i have just finished serving 2 years in germany)...and pulling tourists and foreign birds has never been easier. Especially....I'm afraid to say it...american birds. American birds are probably the easiest to get with a using a little charm and a brit accent. It's great...I know for a fact the american guys in london don't get the same treatment...because at the end of the day...Not many (intelligent) english people these days like the americans, especially post 9/11.
 
  Is it just me that finds this to be true or do you other brits have the same feeling. 
 
      We can also handle more than 2 cans of beer  :P :P :P  (carrying on from the hang over topic )
 

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2006, 10:15:54 PM »
You still have bad teeth. Bitch.
 

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2006, 10:17:22 PM »
LMFAO!

By the looks of this thread, you forgot to mention that the English are the most humble people too.
 

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2006, 10:33:27 PM »
Don't you guys speak the Queen's English? That's prettty gay. Plus your ancestors couldn't win a war against the French and a bunch of American farmers, pathetic.
 

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2006, 10:39:01 PM »
Don't you guys speak the Queen's English? That's prettty gay. Plus your ancestors couldn't win a war against the French and a bunch of American farmers, pathetic.

not to mention if it wasn't for America, England woulda been under Nazi control. 

Supreme race??? my fuckin ass you're just another racist muthafucka like Cwalker.  my point is there is no supreme race!  haven't ya'll learned anything from history. 
« Last Edit: February 26, 2006, 10:44:07 PM by Cant C Killa Kali »
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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2006, 10:53:49 PM »
...and LMAO @ being proud of drinking 2 beers and not getting drunk like its the same thing as taking shots of straight 151 to the head or somethin'.

BTW, where is the evidence that the English are above any other race? You claim Americans have more wealth and power, but yet they're not the best at doing something......and then you speak about intellegence. I'm lost for words.

 

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2006, 10:55:34 PM »
Don't you guys speak the Queen's English? That's prettty gay. Plus your ancestors couldn't win a war against the French and a bunch of American farmers, pathetic.

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2006, 11:07:01 PM »
lol @ this thread
 

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2006, 11:09:10 PM »
brits are pretty cool... but i know for a fact they cant handle their liquor...
 

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2006, 05:11:37 AM »
Ok, so the yanks in the forum will probably switch at this topic but fuck it...

   Is it just me, or is it great being English?
     We're seen as the supreme race in the world...believe it or not...it's true. And if you don't believe it your probably american...and can't accept the fact that your not the best at something. you guys might have all the money and power...but at the end of the day...England is seen as the most intelligent nation in the world.
 
     Now, I live and in a week will start to work in london...(those that know me will know that i have just finished serving 2 years in germany)...and pulling tourists and foreign birds has never been easier. Especially....I'm afraid to say it...american birds. American birds are probably the easiest to get with a using a little charm and a brit accent. It's great...I know for a fact the american guys in london don't get the same treatment...because at the end of the day...Not many (intelligent) english people these days like the americans, especially post 9/11.
 
  Is it just me that finds this to be true or do you other brits have the same feeling. 
 
      We can also handle more than 2 cans of beer  :P :P :P  (carrying on from the hang over topic )


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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2006, 05:32:42 AM »
im english and its not all great but i dont speak the queens english and i dont have bad teeth, i got a chipped tooth where my ex bottled me but its hardly visable.

anyway the topic starter said we are the most intelligant nation in the world, i say if we r that intelligant why do we follow wateva america does? and why r our role models David Beckham And Jordan?

think bout it, we aint that smart
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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2006, 05:39:04 AM »
You guys fell off like the Roman Empire  ;D and they probably had better teeth 2000 years ago.

Germany/Japan own your chump ass country you fool.


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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2006, 06:57:20 AM »
lmao at bein proud of bein english ;D
1) u people are ugly
2) u talk gay
3) ur beer is lame
4) ugly
5) it always rains, god is crying cause he made you people
5) ur beer is lame

dont take this personal, just dont like england :s
 

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2006, 07:14:12 AM »
lmao at bein proud of bein english ;D
1) u people are ugly
2) u talk gay
3) ur beer is lame
4) ugly
5) it always rains, god is crying cause he made you people
5) ur beer is lame

dont take this personal, just dont like england :s

LMAO that is a good one.
 

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2006, 07:16:26 AM »
Ok, so the yanks in the forum will probably switch at this topic but fuck it...

   Is it just me, or is it great being English?
     We're seen as the supreme race in the world...believe it or not...it's true. And if you don't believe it your probably american...and can't accept the fact that your not the best at something. you guys might have all the money and power...but at the end of the day...England is seen as the most intelligent nation in the world.
 
     Now, I live and in a week will start to work in london...(those that know me will know that i have just finished serving 2 years in germany)...and pulling tourists and foreign birds has never been easier. Especially....I'm afraid to say it...american birds. American birds are probably the easiest to get with a using a little charm and a brit accent. It's great...I know for a fact the american guys in london don't get the same treatment...because at the end of the day...Not many (intelligent) english people these days like the americans, especially post 9/11.
 
  Is it just me that finds this to be true or do you other brits have the same feeling. 
 
      We can also handle more than 2 cans of beer  :P :P :P  (carrying on from the hang over topic )

i disagree alot more people hate america, BUT when we meet americans face to face I rarely hear a bad word spoken about them
You still have bad teeth. Bitch.
fuck u I have perfect teeth, never even needed braces or crowns or fillings etc. so there goes ur theory
Don't you guys speak the Queen's English? That's prettty gay. Plus your ancestors couldn't win a war against the French and a bunch of American farmers, pathetic.
it wasn't as simple as that, u guys weren't some black africans so london didn't have the heart to go all out and slaughter you. plus hardly anyone speaks like the queen
Don't you guys speak the Queen's English? That's prettty gay. Plus your ancestors couldn't win a war against the French and a bunch of American farmers, pathetic.

not to mention if it wasn't for America, England woulda been under Nazi control.

Supreme race??? my fuckin ass you're just another racist muthafucka like Cwalker. my point is there is no supreme race! haven't ya'll learned anything from history.

yea america jumped in half way through the war but we held em off good before that, n if it wasn't for america sucking up to stalin we'd of freed the eastern block too and there probably wouldn't of been any cold war
...and LMAO @ being proud of drinking 2 beers and not getting drunk like its the same thing as taking shots of straight 151 to the head or somethin'.

BTW, where is the evidence that the English are above any other race? You claim Americans have more wealth and power, but yet they're not the best at doing something......and then you speak about intellegence. I'm lost for words.


the english can drink most nationalities under the table, its our culture to get as drunk as we can as often as possible, so we get plenty of practice in.
You guys fell off like the Roman Empire ;D and they probably had better teeth 2000 years ago.

Germany/Japan own your chump ass country you fool.



japanese thought they we're invincible pre ww2 because no 1 had sucessfully invaded for over 1000 years, well guess what no one has invaded britain in over 1000 years, how many other countries in this world can boast that?

germany own our ass??? our biggest military base is germany we own 1/3 of that muthfucker!!!
lmao at bein proud of bein english ;D
1) u people are ugly
2) u talk gay
3) ur beer is lame
4) ugly
5) it always rains, god is crying cause he made you people
5) ur beer is lame

dont take this personal, just dont like england :s
our lager is pretty shit but the dark stuff is some of the best, but u must be pretty thick u can't add up to 6 and and 2 of your points u listed twice!! it doesn't always rain we've had 2 years with hardly any rain our reserviors are running low and hose pipe bans are already in place in some parts of the south. hmm i've never heard the bitish accent been called gay before. and i have to disagree we're not all ugly, like all societies we have some nicer than others.

iraq would just get annexed by iran


That would be a great solution.  If Iran and the majority of Iraqi's are pleased with it, then why shouldn't they do it?
 

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« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2006, 08:22:39 AM »
Fuck the English that think like Sticky Toez there the reason that every country in the world dislikes England.

brits are pretty cool... but i know for a fact they cant handle their liquor...

And its the English that can't handle there booze. Watch your mouth before u say that about the Scottish and Irsih (i know they are not in Britain) were the best drinkers in the world

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2006, 08:32:05 AM »
not sure about the supreme thing. i rate the avarage englisman over the avarage american though.
 

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2006, 08:36:37 AM »
lmao at this thread.

just a few points

( 1 ) on the topic of england being great drinkers and even "drinking most nationalities under the table"

i hope and pray that the few that you aren't referring to are scots and irish.  when you go to england and you ask for a pint, you get half a pint, you look round the pub and see everyone drinking half pints.  this goes for london, birmingham, manchester and liverpool for a start before you say it is an isolted incident as i've seen it happen in all these places.

( 2 ) LMAO @ this clown on talking about having a good accent and be able to pull birds easier.

yes it is true, but the crown for that has to go to the Irish, i'm sorry but it's true.  altho your statement was correct, you are acting like londoners and only londoners have it made because they have an accent.  people all over the world go crazy for DIFFERENT or accents that they don't hear all the time.  it ain't like sounding like a cockney gets women all over the world wet.  they just get excited on hearing something a lil different from the norm.
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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #18 on: February 27, 2006, 08:54:04 AM »
lmao at this thread.

just a few points

( 1 ) on the topic of england being great drinkers and even "drinking most nationalities under the table"

i hope and pray that the few that you aren't referring to are scots and irish.  when you go to england and you ask for a pint, you get half a pint, you look round the pub and see everyone drinking half pints.  this goes for london, birmingham, manchester and liverpool for a start before you say it is an isolted incident as i've seen it happen in all these places.
are you smoking crack? if u goto any pub in england and ask for a pint U GET A PINT!! hardly anyone ever drinks halves because they are for panzies! the only times i ever get a half is if i'm driving and i've already had a couple of pints  even though thats over limit anyways lol

oh and i wasn't specifically refering to english even tho i said i ment brits in general there isn't a huge different between us really but when we goto other countries or have foreigners over here its rare for someone to outdrink us
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iraq would just get annexed by iran


That would be a great solution.  If Iran and the majority of Iraqi's are pleased with it, then why shouldn't they do it?
 

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2006, 09:10:02 AM »
are you smoking crack? if u goto any pub in england and ask for a pint U GET A PINT!! hardly anyone ever drinks halves because they are for panzies! the only times i ever get a half is if i'm driving and i've already had a couple of pints  even though thats over limit anyways lol

nope, i've seen it on so many occasions now it's unbelievable


oh and i wasn't specifically refering to english even tho i said i ment brits in general there isn't a huge different between us really but when we goto other countries or have foreigners over here its rare for someone to outdrink us

if that's what you meant then I'll leave it at that.
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« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2006, 09:18:19 AM »
are you smoking crack? if u goto any pub in england and ask for a pint U GET A PINT!! hardly anyone ever drinks halves because they are for panzies! the only times i ever get a half is if i'm driving and i've already had a couple of pints  even though thats over limit anyways lol

nope, i've seen it on so many occasions now it's unbelievable


oh and i wasn't specifically refering to english even tho i said i ment brits in general there isn't a huge different between us really but when we goto other countries or have foreigners over here its rare for someone to outdrink us

if that's what you meant then I'll leave it at that.
well theres one beer thats only served in halfs because its about 12% but i forget which that one is, that may explain what your refering too, but i still entirely disagree about ur statements on half pints, can i get some back up from my other englishmen here?
where in the UK u from?

iraq would just get annexed by iran


That would be a great solution.  If Iran and the majority of Iraqi's are pleased with it, then why shouldn't they do it?
 

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« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2006, 10:19:01 AM »

half pints wtf?  :D

in my town if u order a bottled beer u get it served in a 'shatterproof' pint glass in some pubs so people dont get bottled.. and that looks like a half pint.. proper annoying coz i like corona with a lime when i'm chillin with my hombres :D and it looks kinda wack swimming in a pint glass.... lol
 

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« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2006, 12:21:58 PM »
are u kidding, u brits are here at the west coast connection, its obvious youre on our nuts and ur tryin hard to cover up the fact that u wish u were from california like my ass, ahahaha the desperation is laughs
 

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« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2006, 12:30:09 PM »
are u kidding, u brits are here at the west coast connection, its obvious youre on our nuts and ur tryin hard to cover up the fact that u wish u were from california like my ass, ahahaha the desperation is laughs

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Re: I love being English (Not racist)
« Reply #24 on: February 27, 2006, 12:48:43 PM »
where in the UK u from?

I'm from the murder capital of Europe.  Glasgow.
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