Author Topic: if hip hop was a high skool  (Read 168 times)

da_notorious_mack

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if hip hop was a high skool
« on: June 15, 2002, 10:40:55 AM »
redman and method man would the niggaz who come to school high everyday in they hooptie, and would be tha niggaz hangin the teachers everyday

ja rule would be nelly's only friend and he would get punked down by X everyday

drag-on would be the only nigga studderin when they call him up in front of the whole class to read his report

canibus will be the lil punk ass lil pretty boy who always be throwing parties and bullshyt but when its up to throw down he ends up wit a blood nose

Eve would be the gurl in the class wit the craziest color hair and dat uses weave alot

missy elliot would be the fattest bitch in class who always eatin in the classroom and be alway first in the lunch line next to fat joe, bizzare and eightball

50 cent would be the lil grimey nigga in school always tryin to rob or jerk a white kid in tha school for doe to get high

j-lo would be the one bangin puerto rican bitches in the school with the nice ass

R.Kelly would be the senior tryin to flirt with the 13 yr. old freshman

fabolous would be the only nigga who rocks different brand new gangsta 8 fitteds in the school

post yalls
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da_notorious_mack

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Re: if hip hop was a high skool
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2002, 11:35:24 AM »
Suge Knight would be stuffing cats into lockers

Snoop would be that cat is always high during class

X would be that crazy cat who's always fighting after school

NORE would be the class clown always makin em laugh

Styles/Sheek would never go to school and only show up for the final to threaten the teacher for an A

Nas would be that cat who studies and gets good grades but can still kick it with any group

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Re: if hip hop was a high skool
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2002, 11:38:47 AM »
lol@i saw the same topic @ sohh.com

ras kass would be the intelelegent nerdy typa short dude

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Re: if hip hop was a high skool
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2002, 01:58:26 PM »
the likwit crew would be in my drinking club
jayo felony & pastor troy would be the tough guys
x-raided, mac dre, c-bo & shyne would be the ones always getting arrested
daz would be always fighting
suga free would be the mack along with amg, 4-tay and short
quik would be the one all into music and shit
lil kim & trina would be the ones who fucks all the guys at school
luni coleone would be the gangster of the school
lil rob, mr shadow and the low profile staff would be the cholos
snoop would be the slanger and resident weed head
krs one would be the principal
suge knight would be the security
talib kweli would be the counseler
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Re: if hip hop was a high skool
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2002, 02:07:02 PM »
R. Kelly would be the girls P.E. teacher that likes to have freshman girls stay back after class for after school activities.

master p would the mofo walking around the school at lunch trying to sell u his shit wack ass demo cd...lol

queen latifa would be the girl that look like she could be on the boys football team...and nobody know it's her.

mystical would still be a loud ass mofo...

hummm....i'll think of more later

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Re: if hip hop was a high skool
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2002, 02:51:26 PM »
Nice thread.... I'll add some later
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Re: if hip hop was a high skool
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2002, 03:11:45 PM »
Dre wud be the 1 tapping on tables during class

Eminem wud be the 1 freestyling and rhyming on the playground at lunch
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Re: if hip hop was a high skool
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2002, 04:50:48 PM »
Daz would be smoking crack in the toilets.

Biggie would be stealing everyones lunch.

Snoop would be high 24/7.

Ja rule and Nelly would be picked on by everybody. Getting beaten up everyday. They would also both be gay and fuck each other.

Methodman and Redman woudl be the class clowns.

Canibus would be in the debate team.

Jay z would have some fat ass glasses and have some braces. He would be a neerd and would get picked on.

Nas and Ras Kass would hang with the homies but still get good marks in class.

X-Raided would get expelled on his first day for trying to decapertate someone.

Tray Deee would be the OG of the playground.

Tha Liks would come to school with a hangover everyday and continue drinking throughout the day.




 

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Re: if hip hop was a high skool
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2002, 05:29:48 PM »
for sure Snoop would be the gangsta that the girls loved who would always be high,


Pastor Troy would be that young wierd kid that no one wanted to fuck with, especially after they saw how he punked Master P in the caf! lol


Jay Z would be the arrogant popular upper class type of fool that everyone hated but but feared too

Jaz O would be a loner who used to be friends with Jay Z in Middle School

DMX would be a crackhead

Ja Rule and Nelly would be in the Choir

Rass Kass and Nas would be the smart Afro centric kids who still chilled and smoked weed



The library would be full of Backpackers and Rawkus records signees like Mos Def and Talib Kweli

(Rass Kass and Nas would make frequent trips to the library)
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Re: if hip hop was a high skool
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2002, 06:13:23 PM »
Snoop would be this laid back kid cuz he is high an every1 is cool wit

Jay-z be tha arrogant rich kid

mobb deep an xzibit,  be them kids that dont say much an no1 says anything cuz they look angry

Canibus would tha punk always talkin shit

pac would  either be tha most loved an hated person or a quiet person that didnt take any bull shit

daz an jaz-o would tha popular middle school kids that got bitter at tha world an every1 forgot about

outlaws,  d12,  st lunatics thath follow round there leader an r 2 affraid to be themselves

eminem would be tha school crackhed

odb would  be thA kid tha OD in tha bathroom

nas would be that kid that chills an gets respect from some an hated from some

dre would be tha popular kid every1 wanted 2 be wit

biggie an pun would be tha 2 kids made fun of for there eatin problem

eazy-e would always be gettin his ass kicked