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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2007, 04:08:22 AM »
Jesus would never do that to me.  He was the liberator of the oppressed.  He would instead grab a chopper and join me in fighting the revolution.
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2007, 04:17:55 AM »
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2007, 08:11:31 AM »
Please belive Jesus has One Punch Knock out Power!!
No contest bro...
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2007, 12:02:37 PM »
id kill his ass...true story 8).
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2007, 12:13:29 PM »
LMAO at this topic. Rik, you're even crazier then I am.
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2007, 12:13:35 PM »
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.
I speak to Jesus every day when I pray.
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2007, 12:18:17 PM »
I would kick him in the nuts
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2007, 12:28:18 PM »
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.
I speak to Jesus every day when I pray.

Does he speak back?
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2007, 02:15:01 PM »
id just bring a nail and a hammer and scare his ass.   ;D


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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2007, 02:19:34 PM »
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.
I speak to Jesus every day when I pray.

Does he speak back?
Yes. You'd be surprised how antisemitic he is.
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2007, 02:37:01 PM »
Jesus Christ- Hell nah

What if he kept pushing you and calling you a pussy?

Jesus wouldn't do that

How do you know? Have you met him before? We all have a mean streak.
I speak to Jesus every day when I pray.

Does he speak back?
Yes. You'd be surprised how antisemitic he is.


Anti-Semitic Jew? :laugh:
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2007, 02:39:30 PM »
elior :laugh:
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2007, 02:40:53 PM »
Obsessed hick. :laugh:
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2007, 03:41:19 PM »
I wouldn't fight anyone :D, but if I had to I'm partial to choking  ;D
It's 4:20, are you smoking?


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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2007, 04:42:50 PM »
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"



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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2007, 08:53:37 PM »
yes
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2007, 09:08:25 PM »
i would, then i would head straight to the confessional after that, and it would all be aiight
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #42 on: April 29, 2007, 01:18:35 AM »
blasphemy at its finest...LMAO ;D
 

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Re: If Jesus challenged you to a fight...
« Reply #43 on: April 29, 2007, 06:25:43 PM »
i'd pull that niggas long ass girly hair, and put him on the ground and be like, "make yo punk ass daddy build me a mansion and give me an escalade, WITH them dubs on it"

LMAO same
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