Author Topic: OMEGLE  (Read 1217 times)

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2009, 08:49:37 PM »
You: hey
Stranger: HI
You: whats your name
Stranger: LINDA
Stranger: YOU?
You: they call me long dong hugenstein
You: or frank
Stranger: OK
You: what do you do for fun LINDA
You: suck big cock?
Stranger: ???
You: where you from
Stranger: TAIWAN
You: its HARD...to do two things at once
You: im touching my penis right now
You: im white
You: which means im probably a lot bigger then your used to
You: is it true all asians have small dicks and cant drive?
You: why are you taking so long to respond i thought you people were smart
Stranger: F U C K
You: you want to fuck already?
Stranger: = =
You: damn you get right to the point no small talk
You: i like your style
You: do you mind if i just stick my dick through the hole in my boxers i dont like to be naked
Stranger: ARE YOU KIDDING
You: no
You: dont make fun of me linda
You: god you can be such a bitch
You: what happened to us?
You: we used to love eachother
You: now three kids later every time you talk i just want to smack you in the mouth
Stranger: ..
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #51 on: July 10, 2009, 08:50:14 PM »
lol
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #52 on: July 10, 2009, 08:56:28 PM »
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: m/f
You: both
You: you?
Stranger: whoa, how does that work?
You: your curious
You: im going to call you whiskers
Stranger: oh my.
You: i was born with both a penis and a vagina
You: no anus
Stranger: ...then how do you Excrete?
You: in a colostome bag
You: its not that ba
You: d
You: i mean i can shit while at the dinner table
You: so whats your name
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2009, 09:06:33 PM »
Stranger: hello
You: do you have tits and a vagina
Stranger: nope....
You: then why are you talking to me you fucking fag
You: you sicken me
Stranger: =(
You: stop hitting on me
You: god im like candy to you people
Stranger: sorry ur 2 sexxii
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #54 on: July 10, 2009, 09:12:38 PM »
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: ?

You: do you bleed once a month or are you a guy
Stranger: asl
You: didnt you know asl is boring?
You: im trying to be creative
Stranger: i'm sex want
You: looney?
Stranger: me too?
You: 22 m canada
You: you
Stranger: you man?
You: yes
Stranger: YOU FUCK  YOU D I E 
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #55 on: July 10, 2009, 09:56:56 PM »
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Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: YOU WANNA FIGHT ME?
You: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
Stranger: not particularly
You: WELL WELL
You: BIG MR TOUGH GUY
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #56 on: July 10, 2009, 10:02:17 PM »
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hello
You: Hey.
Stranger: Whats up?
You: You tell me.
Stranger: Well for me its the rest of my house
You: Any reason in particular you dragged me into this chat room?
Stranger: I think you now
You: You want to fight me or something?
Stranger: because im crazy interesting and willing to debate on anything >=)
You: Well lets debate
Stranger: Pick a topic
You: Me shitting
You: I shit a lot
You: All i eat is pizza flavored goldfish really
You: And when i do shit its pure gold
Stranger: Well it seems you understand the cause and the effect on this situation
Stranger: Eat more goldfish imo
Stranger: but REAL goldfish
You: People pay to see pictures of me shitting? Ok buddy? I'm famous
Stranger: i have never heard of you
You: They call me Shits McGee
You: I'm big in germany
You: They pay me to make videos of me shitting
Stranger: Oh yea you were on youtube
You: They eat that stuff up, literally
Stranger: Sounds like fun, I should visit Germany sometime O.o
You: Yea, anyone can be famous over there. They love david hasslehoff
Stranger: Well i mean he helped bring down the Berlin Wall
Stranger: he should be in that museum
You: All that history is unimportant when i take pure golden shits, nothing really matters
You: I am making a fortune off just taking shits all day
You: What have you accomplished?
Stranger: How much does a turd sell for
You: Nothing.
Stranger: How do you know that?
You: A turd? I sell it by the peanut
You: 1 golden nugget of peanut goes for 5000 easy on ebay
Stranger: Wicked
You: Sells itself really
Stranger: So you must be filthy rich
Stranger: Yep
Stranger: I jizz chocolate
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #57 on: July 10, 2009, 10:11:02 PM »
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hey, what's up man?
Stranger: m/f
You: You callin me a mother fucker?
You: You want to fight me or something?
Stranger: m=male,f=female
You: Whoa whoa
You: Chill out mother fucker
You: Cause all that talking reckless a get you smacked
You: If you want to throw down we can throw down right now
You: Cause noe throwaz be stoppahz
Stranger: u r male
Stranger: what was that
Stranger: fuck u son of a bitch
You: Yeah, i'm a male, and i'll rip your eyeballs out and use them as toys for my 6 yr old son
You: We can't afford legos so we make with what we got, you got a problem with that?
Stranger: okok can u give me some fucking website
You: A website?
You: You need more than a website buddy.
Stranger: yup
You: You need a whole gun store
Stranger: give me some
You: You can't stop me and my army of midget friends
You: We will swarm you and kick you right in the nuts
You: You will be winded for like 15-20 minutes
You: Then what?
You: You lose buddy
You: You lost before you even tried
Stranger: give some only some fucker
You: I see how things are
You: Gonna talk shit then just stop typing?
You: I see what type of person you are
You: Your a straight up hoe
Stranger: i m fucking freak
You: Yea? I bet you are
You: Only someone sick in the head would use this website
You: You disgust me, people like you should be locked up
Stranger: fuck u motherfucker
Stranger: u dont have any website
You: What are you trying to say?
You: Oh, and i do have my own website. What do you have?
You: Nothing.
You: A computer? Yeah, thats about all you have buddy
Stranger: i want some nude website
You: Gay porn? I knew you were sick but jesus fucking christ
Stranger: i m a hindu
You: So hindu people are gay?
You: Is that your excuse
Stranger: fuck u motherfucker
Stranger: i fucked your whole family
Stranger: and urs sister was the best
You: IP address logged >> Extracting file virusload.exe >> Extraction successfull
You: Yea your fucked now buddy
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #58 on: July 10, 2009, 10:18:54 PM »
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: asl is boring
Stranger: hallo
You: lets find something else to say
Stranger: asl
You: WTF MAN
You: you ruined everything
Stranger: india
You: 14/f/japan
You: Hey, i just figured out where you live using http://www.phonetrace.org/
Stranger: 19/f
You: Thats pretty cool
You: Can i come over, i need to borrow some sugar?
Stranger: i am cool man
You: I bet you are
You: Can i come over and meet you now?
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh
Stranger: great
You: We are friends, right?
Stranger: right your email?
You: My e-mail doesn't concern you
You: I found your house using http://www.phonetrace.org/ and want to come over
Stranger: u r student?
You: Yep
Stranger: class
You: I'm studying to be an underground chemist
You: I live right next door, i got a pretty sweet meth lab in my basement
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh good subject
You: Yeah it is
You: IP address logged >>> Extracting file virusload.exe >>> virusload.exe extracted successfully!
Stranger: u tell me about u
Stranger: u a sexy girl
You: Scanning folder C:/ProgramFiles >>> ......Scan Complete! >>> Deleting All Files >>> Files Deleted!
You: You ever get a bad virus before?
Stranger: i know C
You: I know ABC123
Stranger: GREAT
You: ITS EASY
You: MOTHER FUCKER
You: YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME
You: SUCKIN DEEZ NUTS AINT GONNA DO ITS SELF
Stranger: you realy 14 year
You: ENGLISH MOTHER FUCKER, YOU SPEAK IT?
You: YOU FOREIGN PIECE OF SHIT
You: YOUR KIND SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED ON THE INTERNET
Stranger: my mother lag is hindi
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Jaydc555

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2009, 10:26:50 PM »
i was going to keep filling in funny conversations but got distracted having cyber sex
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2009, 10:28:23 PM »
SEEMS TO BE HINDU PEOPLE ALL OVER THAT SITE
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #61 on: July 10, 2009, 10:35:32 PM »
I'm a Cop

You: YO
Stranger: hey
You: who r u
Stranger: dana
You: im detective john kimble
Stranger: oh ok
You: IM A COP YOU IDIOT
You: im sorry.... im so sorry..
Stranger: wtf are you high?
You: hey, im a police officer
Stranger: mhm..
You: you give me the names of your drug suppliers, and i'll tell the judge what a cold blooded killer you are.
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Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: fuck it
Stranger: asl?
You: china/22/f
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« Last Edit: July 11, 2009, 12:11:19 AM by Dollaz + $ense »
 

G-Funk

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #62 on: July 11, 2009, 12:12:19 AM »
The Stoner

Stranger: yo
You: wait
You: sandy?
Stranger: no
You: you cant just walk out of a drive-in movie
You: let me talk to your mother
Stranger: sorry man
You: get your mother please
Stranger: im high what the fuckk?
You: this is urgent
You: HURRY
You: they're after me
Stranger: no fuck u
You: FUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: im high as shit
You: wat r u on?
Stranger: fucking weed !!
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
You: damn
You: pass that shit
Stranger: u smoke mann?
You: hell yeah dude.
Stranger: how much reefer u pumpinn?
You: Hey, I'm a police officer.
Stranger: FUUUCK
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MetalHead from China

Stranger: hey there
You: hellooooo
You: its me, the devil
Stranger: how's it going
Stranger: I'm satan
You: pleased to meet you.
You: hang on I have an appointment with Oprah Winfrey.
You: Billy Mays filled my list with all his products.
Stranger: are you a paranoid or a celebrity?
You: you mean paparazzi?
You: hmm?
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: where r u from?
You: hot as muthafucka. hot enough to make ya CUSS.
Stranger: great
Stranger: im a metalhead
Stranger: from china
You: get off my lawn? are you serious?
You: awesome
Stranger: yup!
Stranger: i love heavy metal and hard rock
You: i saw a death metal band recently
Stranger: which one?
You: they were called DE-COMPOSURE
You: lead singer David Bloodclaat
You: they had a song called ISA KOSISA
You: you ever heard of them?
Stranger: nope
You: DUMB
You: ASS
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« Last Edit: July 11, 2009, 12:45:20 AM by Dollaz + $ense »
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #63 on: July 11, 2009, 10:32:21 AM »
Able to Comply

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine,and u ?
You: Good. Now I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions.. and I want to have them answered immediately.
Stranger: u r a chinese ?
Stranger: ok,please
You: Who is your daddy? And what does he do? (And no I am not Chinese, sorry)
Stranger: haha,why do u want to know this ?
You: I'm Detective John Kimble.
You: Hey, I'm a police officer.
Stranger: oh, what will u do with my information ?
Stranger: cool job
You: Give it to Skynet
You: It's a poll basically. [Lies]
You: Thank you.
Stranger: o
Stranger: ok,ill help u
You: Good
You: What is his profession?
Stranger: how can i tell u who my daddy is,u want his really name ?
You: No just the profession.
Stranger: teacher
Stranger: he s a teacher
You: Alright thank you.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: not at all
You: Now you give me the names of your drug suppliers and I'll tell the judge what a cold blooded killer you are.
Stranger: my name ?
You: No
Stranger: oh,i know
Stranger: i am not addicted to drug
You: Come on, don't bullshit me.
Stranger: so , i cant tell,sprry
Stranger: sorry
You: Well I hope you have enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!
Stranger: i tell u the truth
[Moment of silence here]
You: You just cost me $6000
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #64 on: July 11, 2009, 12:37:04 PM »
Stranger: m/f
You: You callin me a mother fucker?

Ha
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #65 on: July 11, 2009, 12:46:46 PM »
Stranger: hi
You: peace
You: what up
You: are you Black?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: no
You: later
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #66 on: July 11, 2009, 12:57:24 PM »
Stranger: im glad michael jacksons dead
You: oh why so?
Stranger: he touched me as a child
You: you didn't like him touching you?
Stranger: i wasnt able to swallow all of it, so he slappped me
You: He can produce sperm
You: I had no clue
Stranger: i herd you liek mudkipz
You: mudpkipz?
You: What is that
Stranger: www.encyclopediadramatica.com/mudkipz
Stranger: possibly a forced meme
You: a pokomon?
Stranger: ill poke your mon
You: Well that's nice of you
Stranger: well, if you let me, ill give you a big jake. Google it.
You: Right
You: That's some nerd talk
Stranger: you know what it is then?
You: what
Stranger: hold on a sec.
Stranger: Big Jake, The The sexual stimulation of a penis using the hands and fingers of a partner and a deceased infant. The recipient puts his penis in a dead infant's mouth. A partner inserts as much of his arm as possible up the infant's rectum, through its gastrointestinal tract and esophagus, and proceeds to manually stimulate the recipient's penis in the infant's mouth. People favor the Big Jake because the dead infant acts as a disposable receptacle for any semen ejaculated. People do not favor the Big Jake because it's just too fucking hot.
You: Sounds like fun
Stranger: SICK BASTARD!!!!
Stranger: GTFO YOU FAGGOT!!!!!
You: Have you been big jaked before?
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You: Hi?
Stranger: Отсоси
You: Anyone
You: Okay son or daughter of lenin
You: Stoi
You: SPutnik
You: I know a few ruskie words
You: Can you any english you commie
You: -?
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Stranger: i'm a 23 male,i need a female to make cam 2 cam
for cybersex
You: You are desperate
Stranger: fuck
You: fag
You: I'll hire two hitman trannies to come up behind you and rape you
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« Last Edit: July 11, 2009, 03:30:12 PM by gimmeyourshoes! »
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #67 on: July 11, 2009, 06:26:25 PM »
You: yo
Stranger: heya
You: was real good puto
Stranger: really
You: yes
Stranger: fascinating
You: fo shizzle
Stranger: rub a dub dub
You: suck on some dizzle u bizzle
You: faggot
Stranger: i'm not the one talking like an inbred idiot
You: ur asshole looks like it was fuckd by an inbred idiot
Stranger: wow, your wit amazes me...
You: shut up bitch swallow
Stranger: HAHA, you live at home with mummy and daddy and you act cool to pick up chicks when all you do is make a fool of yourself
You: what the fuck does that have to do wit the state of delaware?
You: ignorant fuck
Stranger: i don't believe i made any comment on delaware
Stranger: so i believe you are the ignorant one
You: go fuck some chickens and call yaself wonder women fuckin nutgobbler
Stranger: wow, i bet you're all the rage at parties...must be a white boy trying to act gangster...how sad
You: no sorry not white try again
Stranger: oh african american then?
You: no sorry not of african decent u lose kill yaself
Stranger: well, it doesn't matter what skin color you have...all i know is that you are a pigheaded male
You: I's sorry massa I's do it all over again please dont whip this old body
Stranger: what on earth is your problem...
You: sorry i got the swine flu and i was injected wit anabolic steriods now they shippin me to antartica to live wit my fellow penguins woof woof
Stranger: haha, now that is the most interesting thing you have said so far
You: sorry that was the mix of PCP and crack in my body
Stranger: ...oh-kay then
You: ur a fuckin bitch eat a fat choad
Stranger: huh, really now...is that language really necessary?
You: is it necessary to drink my own urine/
Stranger: why on earth would you want to do that?
You: fuckin canadians think they humans or some shit
Stranger: but they are humans...
You: fuck no they aint they more like hockey playin maple syrup guzzlin faggot nutsack treehuggers
Stranger: and you've obviously have some problems that you should get sorted out...go check yourself into a mental institution or something...idiot
You: im bored ur boring ima go watch TV
Stranger: fine...go and rot your braincells even more
Stranger: ignorant fool
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #68 on: July 11, 2009, 06:38:05 PM »

You: fuck no they aint they more like hockey playin maple syrup guzzlin faggot nutsack treehuggers

lol
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #69 on: July 11, 2009, 08:02:08 PM »
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: hi
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ahha?
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: '_' yes.
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!!!
You: !!!!!
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« Last Edit: July 11, 2009, 08:05:36 PM by Dollaz + $ense »
 

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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #70 on: July 14, 2009, 06:32:31 AM »
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: looking for women in their 30's
You: looking for boys before puberty
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #71 on: July 14, 2009, 06:34:19 AM »
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Stranger: heyy :)
You: hello
Stranger: how are u :)
You: hello?
You: can you hear me?
You: it must be a bad line i cant hear anything.
You: hello?
Stranger: aye i can hear u
You: i can hear something. is that you?
Stranger: fuck up
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #72 on: July 14, 2009, 06:37:02 AM »
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Stranger: hi
You: hello.
You: do you like peanut butter?
Stranger: no
You: fuck you then.
Stranger: whats ur name
Stranger: where are u from
You: peter.
You: neverland.
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #73 on: July 14, 2009, 06:43:01 AM »
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: i need advice
You: oh, not you again.
Stranger: yeah, a oh!
Stranger: not me!
You: you can only stick it in the pooper is she consents
Stranger: thats not all true, you can get your mates to hold her down
Stranger: sorted.
You: i'll say.
You: but you dont have any mates....
Stranger: true man
Stranger: touche
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: my jail mates etc
Stranger: you prob dont have any nuts though
Stranger: so we are on even ground here bro
Stranger: say something cunt
Stranger: wasting my time
Stranger: ( . Y . )
Stranger: (o)(o)
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Re: OMEGLE
« Reply #74 on: July 14, 2009, 07:02:38 AM »
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Stranger: hii
You: hii
Stranger: from?
You: from?
Stranger: jupiter
You: jupiter
Stranger: im a alien
You: im a alien
Stranger: stop that
You: stop that
Stranger: im a assholl
You: im a assholl
Stranger: im a motherfucker
You: im a motherfucker
Stranger: im gay
You: queer.
Stranger: haaa!
You: haaa!
Stranger: you know :just fack your daddy!!!!
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