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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2011, 12:36:45 PM »
what's worse is that Big L line that people ALWAYS reference to prove his greatness. "Ask beavis I get nothing butthead." Gotta be the corniest line ever.

it was funny in its proper context but 15 years later shit seems lame

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2011, 05:27:06 PM »
that line is fucking hard.
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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2011, 05:55:56 AM »
like JLO in a coffin, Im dead ass
they call me old school I dont take as an insult look at the new school NO THANK YOU

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2011, 12:49:43 PM »
Eminem had some CORNY ass lines on "Recovery" that only he could get away with saying lol.

& on Wayne's new "6 Foot, 7 Foot"; "I got my shit down pat, call that shit Patricia". :D
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2011, 01:48:17 PM »
"I get more ass than a taxi the backseat"

"If you're Meagan Good, I'm Forest Would-Dick-'er"

"oscar winner, oscar weiner"

"money machine go brrr ding yaddida meann"
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2011, 03:17:18 PM »
"I get more ass than a taxi the backseat"

I can't place this line, some help?
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2011, 05:40:38 PM »
"I get more ass than a taxi the backseat"

I can't place this line, some help?

shoulda made a phone call
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2011, 08:09:39 PM »
"like mohammed ali cause i punch rhymes"
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2011, 08:14:15 PM »
hey rapture


the line is:

"turn ya tux red / im far from broke, got nothin but bread / and mad hoes, ask beavis I get nothing but head"
Quote from: Now_I_Know on September 10, 2001, 04:19:36 PM
This guy aint no crip, and I'm 100% sure on that because he doesn't type like a crip, I know crips, and that fool is not a crip.


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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2011, 08:18:00 PM »
Biggie had a line about "you look so good I'd suck your daddies dick"



worst line ever
Quote from: Now_I_Know on September 10, 2001, 04:19:36 PM
This guy aint no crip, and I'm 100% sure on that because he doesn't type like a crip, I know crips, and that fool is not a crip.


"I went from being homeless strung out on Dust to an 8 bedroom estate signed 2 1 of my fav rappers... Pump it up jokes can't hurt me."-- Mr. Joey Buddens
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2011, 06:46:58 AM »
Biggie had a line about "you look so good I'd suck your daddies dick"



worst line ever

that line fucking rules cos it makes all these rap listeners who aint comfortable with their sexuality feel all uncomfortable

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« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2011, 06:52:41 AM »
Biggie had a line about "you look so good I'd suck your daddies dick"



worst line ever

that line fucking rules cos it makes all these rap listeners who aint comfortable with their sexuality feel all uncomfortable

Come on son, it's not because this is a biggi's line that it's soooo incredible...  this line sucks dick.

But the worst is " Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus "
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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2011, 09:29:38 AM »
yeah my point proven exactly. scared of a mans anus

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2011, 12:00:02 PM »
and the survey said: you're dead

Pretty random lol.
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2011, 12:18:02 PM »
people keep posting cool lines. seriously i can give u the worst line ever right here....

"call me mr flintstone/ i can make your bedrock"

THAT IS A BAD LINE OK PEOPLE NOW CAN WE ALL STOP QUOTING HOT LINES

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2011, 04:05:55 PM »
Biggie had a line about "you look so good I'd suck your daddies dick"



worst line ever

that line fucking rules cos it makes all these rap listeners who aint comfortable with their sexuality feel all uncomfortable

and it makes homosexuals horny


either way I hate that line
Quote from: Now_I_Know on September 10, 2001, 04:19:36 PM
This guy aint no crip, and I'm 100% sure on that because he doesn't type like a crip, I know crips, and that fool is not a crip.


"I went from being homeless strung out on Dust to an 8 bedroom estate signed 2 1 of my fav rappers... Pump it up jokes can't hurt me."-- Mr. Joey Buddens
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2011, 06:46:52 PM »
sounds like a  crappy lil wayne rhyme every little dumb ass think is tight "     

drake rhymes so weak and lame     mainstream rappers all rap the same way  its garbage
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2011, 06:53:14 PM »
if you wack lines just post up all Soulja boys albums .  every verse is retarded
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2011, 10:05:47 PM »
and the survey said: you're dead

Pretty random lol.

and the best line after that: Fatal flying guillotine chops off your fucking head! btw rza on that song has the greatest delivery ever
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2011, 10:13:01 PM »
yeah my point proven exactly. scared of a mans anus

Why would I have to be uncomfortable with my sexuality to clown on a dude for saying he stuffs dollar bills up his ass? Are you saying that's something you wouldn't have a problem doing?

And the Biggie line is a horrible line as well. How is a girl's beauty connected to her father's dick? Its not, and he doesn't give a reason why it should be. He's basically saying he'd suck dick for no real reason at all.