If rappers were Biblical/religious figures from Torah, Bible, Qu'ran...

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

Pac- would be the "black Jesus".  Persecuted, resurrected after being shot five times, savior to the lost souls

The Outlawz-  would be like the 12 disciples or the Prophet Muhammad's Sahaba

Nas-  The Prophet Muhammad-  Nas always calls himself the Prophet.  He also called himself God's Son which would make him Jesus, but his raps are too subtle to be Jesus, so he is a better fit as the Seal of the Prophets.

Cool Herc-  Would be the Prophet Adam-  He's the one who's generally credited for starting it all.

Jimmy Iovine-  Would be Solomon.  Soloman was rich and prevailed over a vast kingdom, right?  Jimmy has been rich and prevailed over a vast kingdom of great artists.

Biggie-  The Anti-Christ to 2pac.  With Jay-Z and Puffy as the Shaytan.

Lil Wayne-  The Dajal-  Comes at the end of times.  After the Prophet, Nas, had foretold the impending death of hip-hop.  Lil Wayne deceives the public and becomes the #1 rapper.   

Russel Simmons- Is the Buddha-  He's a master Yogi, into meditation, search for inner peace

Young Money Crew-  City of Sodom- in the story of Lut

Joe Budden would be Job/Ayyub, he was handed everything and then lost it in an instant.

Lupe Fiasco, would be Ali, Muhammeds younger cousin. Since a lot of Lupe stans think he is the the next successor after Nas.

Kool G Rap is Moses.  Like Moses Kook G Rap helped father in modern rap style and led his people for years, is a great influence on Nas like Moses (and Aaron) were for Muhammed, and check this, both of them (Kool G and Moses) suffered from a severe lisp.

Freeway-  is Samson.

Dr Dre- Yaqub the mad scientist.  He "masterminded" the career of white rapper Eminem and his dominance on the Earth (albeit for an appointed period of time).

or as Sikotic says...

Moses (Dr. Dre) lead the Israelites (West Coast fans) to the promised land (Aftermath) and away from the Pharaoh (Suge Knight) and Egypt (Death Row).





...that's all I got for now... anybody else want to make suggestions...

[Jimmy H.]

I have a suggestion .... STOP!

[shoo]

this boy needs therapy

[Furor Teutonicus]

If dubcc users were figures from religious books, Infinite would be Mose.... He's so lost that he needs 40 years to get from Egypt to Kanaan because he follows the instructions of his imaginery god.

[K-MACC]

this boy needs therapy

[Fuck Your Existence]

[Raphael]

trolling is clearly not your thing.

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

back with some more good ones...

Lil Wayne- The Dajal- Comes at the end of times. After the Prophet, Nas, had foretold the impending death of hip-hop. Lil Wayne deceives the public and becomes the #1 rapper.

Fat Joe- Is the Buddha- Just because he's fat... no other reason

Young Money Crew- City of Sodom- in the story of Lut

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

I have a suggestion .... STOP!

I'm sorry.. is it because my thread is Blasphemy?  Do I need to be burned at the stake for such unorthodox thinking?

[Ghost Drebin]

If Brian was a like a cartoon character who would he be......Casper, just ask his son, his boy never sees him.

[goRaiders]

LMAO

[Greenbrigade]

If Brian was a like a cartoon character who would he be......Casper, just ask his son, his boy never sees him.

LMAO

[Fraxxx]

I have a suggestion .... STOP!

I'm sorry.. is it because my thread is Blasphemy?  Do I need to be burned at the stake for such unorthodox thinking?

Come on man, do you REALLY think this thread has shock value? I found the idea of it amusing but your reaction now makes me wonder if you tried to do something bold here.

[Sikotic™]

[MUHFUKKA]

goddamn i feel bad for your kid