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Don Breezio

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Funny Song Lines
« on: August 06, 2003, 12:26:01 PM »
Sage Francis - The Specialist "I Spread My Love Like The Legs Of A Crack Whore"

Buck 65 - The Centaur "Nobody Listens, Cuz I Have A Huge Cock, And The End Of It Glistens"

Post your funny lines here  ;D
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2003, 04:22:00 PM »


Buck 65 - The Centaur "Nobody Listens, Cuz I Have A Huge Cock, And The End Of It Glistens"

lol
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2003, 05:17:17 PM »
My kinda topic..  8)

I got deez hoes waiting by the phone like job applicants - Sly Boogy

I came up as a young dude, chillin with them old cats
Couldn't cop crack, so I had to slang Prozak
(Prozak = Happy-pills) - Jae Hood

I'm on top of my game, like I'm standing on X-Box - Jae Hood

I'm so sick, my flow needs a extra deal - Sheek Louch

Yall niggaz is like dicks in a pool - none of yall hard - Jae Hood

Yo I'm from D-Block nigga, I don't respect wack rhymes
If you got a Glock and a watch, you couldn't kill time
- Jae Hood

Gotta be a conspiracy if niggaz not feeling me
Like a nigga with no eyes - yall not seeing me
- Jae Hood

How come yall niggaz went being soft to hard ? - niggaz is dicks - Jae Hood

I got a large house and a dogghouse in my backyard
And even my dogghouse got a backyard
- Cassidy

I fucked your mother, now you're a son of my bitch - Drag-On

Sit down nigga, or my niggaz will have to throw chairs at niggaz - Jae Hood

Just a quick listen thru some Jae Hood tracks.. lol
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2003, 09:03:08 PM »

I came up as a young dude, chillin with them old cats
Couldn't cop crack, so I had to slang Prozak
(Prozak = Happy-pills) - Jae Hood

I'm on top of my game, like I'm standing on X-Box - Jae Hood

Yall niggaz is like dicks in a pool - none of yall hard - Jae Hood

Yo I'm from D-Block nigga, I don't respect wack rhymes
If you got a Glock and a watch, you couldn't kill time
- Jae Hood


LMAO....that kill time one is really dope...i havent really checked out Jae Hood...is he worth it?....lyrically it seems like he is....
 

Don Breezio

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2003, 09:06:20 PM »
"I run up on timbaland and missy with the pound like you gimme the cash you put the hot dog down" - 50 cent

"You wanna say im chinese? son heres a reminda, check you're tims they prolly say made in china" - Jin

"You're girl had my eggroll & my dumplings in her mouth" - Jin

 ;D ;D ;D
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2003, 09:38:48 PM »
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"I run up on timbaland and missy with the pound like you gimme the cash you put the hot dog down" - 50 cent

"You wanna say im chinese? son heres a reminda, check you're tims they prolly say made in china" - Jin

those r funny as shit, the jin 1 is from 106 and park freestyle right
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2003, 10:32:27 PM »
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"I run up on timbaland and missy with the pound like you gimme the cash you put the hot dog down" - 50 cent

"You wanna say im chinese? son heres a reminda, check you're tims they prolly say made in china" - Jin

those r funny as shit, the jin 1 is from 106 and park freestyle right

both of the jin ones are...i like the egg roll and dumplings one the best

another good line by him:

"you're girl must love alcohol cuz she be swallowin jin"
« Last Edit: August 06, 2003, 10:33:50 PM by Don Breezio »
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2003, 02:06:58 AM »
"If you make one joke about rice or karate,NYPD be in Chinatown searchin for your body" -Jin

"Fuckin Tony Montanas,studio gangstas get strangled with there own bandanas" -Crooked I

"If the rap game is wack,everybodies blamin you,you from brooklyn then biggie must be ashamed of you" -Jin

ill post more later



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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2003, 03:07:40 AM »
"you aint a leader, what? nobody followed you, you was never shit, your mother should have swalloed you" - Big L

On the mic i move the crowd like Big Pun stagediving" - Tash

kick ass album
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2003, 09:27:44 AM »
On the mic i move the crowd like Big Pun stagediving" - Tash
LMFAO
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2003, 01:29:22 PM »
Come over here I wanna tell you a story it's an ugly one
It's about neden and how I can't get none
I could have cocaine cum with a crack pipe dick
And I couldn't get a base head to buff my shit!

----Violent J of ICP
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2003, 01:49:38 PM »
I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt- Big L

A lot of rappers talk that murder shit and couldn't kill time- Big L

I want an ass so big she can turn boxers into thongs- Chino XL

I got women fingering themselves thinking of women fingering themselves that are thinking of me- Chino XL
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2003, 07:48:50 PM »
"If I had a million dollars
i'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
if i had a magic wand
i'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on
while im on the john
if i had one wish
i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
if i had a million bucks
it wouldnt be enough cuz i'd still be out robbin armored trucks" - Eminem

"I tie a rope around my penis & I jump from a tree!
Now dont you wanna grow up and be just like me!" - Eminem
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2003, 08:16:49 PM »
Hey girl
What your name is?
Where you from?
Turn around who you came with?
Is that your ass or your momma half reindeer?  ;D
I can't explain it but damn sure glad you came here



Nelly - Shake Ya Tail Feather
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2003, 08:43:53 PM »
^^^
thats not funny, its just sad