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Don Breezio

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Funny Song Lines
« on: August 06, 2003, 01:26:01 PM »
Sage Francis - The Specialist "I Spread My Love Like The Legs Of A Crack Whore"

Buck 65 - The Centaur "Nobody Listens, Cuz I Have A Huge Cock, And The End Of It Glistens"

Post your funny lines here  ;D
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2003, 05:22:00 PM »


Buck 65 - The Centaur "Nobody Listens, Cuz I Have A Huge Cock, And The End Of It Glistens"

lol
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2003, 06:17:17 PM »
My kinda topic..  8)

I got deez hoes waiting by the phone like job applicants - Sly Boogy

I came up as a young dude, chillin with them old cats
Couldn't cop crack, so I had to slang Prozak
(Prozak = Happy-pills) - Jae Hood

I'm on top of my game, like I'm standing on X-Box - Jae Hood

I'm so sick, my flow needs a extra deal - Sheek Louch

Yall niggaz is like dicks in a pool - none of yall hard - Jae Hood

Yo I'm from D-Block nigga, I don't respect wack rhymes
If you got a Glock and a watch, you couldn't kill time
- Jae Hood

Gotta be a conspiracy if niggaz not feeling me
Like a nigga with no eyes - yall not seeing me
- Jae Hood

How come yall niggaz went being soft to hard ? - niggaz is dicks - Jae Hood

I got a large house and a dogghouse in my backyard
And even my dogghouse got a backyard
- Cassidy

I fucked your mother, now you're a son of my bitch - Drag-On

Sit down nigga, or my niggaz will have to throw chairs at niggaz - Jae Hood

Just a quick listen thru some Jae Hood tracks.. lol
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2003, 10:03:08 PM »

I came up as a young dude, chillin with them old cats
Couldn't cop crack, so I had to slang Prozak
(Prozak = Happy-pills) - Jae Hood

I'm on top of my game, like I'm standing on X-Box - Jae Hood

Yall niggaz is like dicks in a pool - none of yall hard - Jae Hood

Yo I'm from D-Block nigga, I don't respect wack rhymes
If you got a Glock and a watch, you couldn't kill time
- Jae Hood


LMAO....that kill time one is really dope...i havent really checked out Jae Hood...is he worth it?....lyrically it seems like he is....
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2003, 10:06:20 PM »
"I run up on timbaland and missy with the pound like you gimme the cash you put the hot dog down" - 50 cent

"You wanna say im chinese? son heres a reminda, check you're tims they prolly say made in china" - Jin

"You're girl had my eggroll & my dumplings in her mouth" - Jin

 ;D ;D ;D
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2003, 10:38:48 PM »
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"I run up on timbaland and missy with the pound like you gimme the cash you put the hot dog down" - 50 cent

"You wanna say im chinese? son heres a reminda, check you're tims they prolly say made in china" - Jin

those r funny as shit, the jin 1 is from 106 and park freestyle right
 

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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2003, 11:32:27 PM »
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"I run up on timbaland and missy with the pound like you gimme the cash you put the hot dog down" - 50 cent

"You wanna say im chinese? son heres a reminda, check you're tims they prolly say made in china" - Jin

those r funny as shit, the jin 1 is from 106 and park freestyle right

both of the jin ones are...i like the egg roll and dumplings one the best

another good line by him:

"you're girl must love alcohol cuz she be swallowin jin"
« Last Edit: August 06, 2003, 11:33:50 PM by Don Breezio »
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2003, 03:06:58 AM »
"If you make one joke about rice or karate,NYPD be in Chinatown searchin for your body" -Jin

"Fuckin Tony Montanas,studio gangstas get strangled with there own bandanas" -Crooked I

"If the rap game is wack,everybodies blamin you,you from brooklyn then biggie must be ashamed of you" -Jin

ill post more later



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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2003, 04:07:40 AM »
"you aint a leader, what? nobody followed you, you was never shit, your mother should have swalloed you" - Big L

On the mic i move the crowd like Big Pun stagediving" - Tash

kick ass album
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2003, 10:27:44 AM »
On the mic i move the crowd like Big Pun stagediving" - Tash
LMFAO
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2003, 02:29:22 PM »
Come over here I wanna tell you a story it's an ugly one
It's about neden and how I can't get none
I could have cocaine cum with a crack pipe dick
And I couldn't get a base head to buff my shit!

----Violent J of ICP
 

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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2003, 02:49:38 PM »
I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt- Big L

A lot of rappers talk that murder shit and couldn't kill time- Big L

I want an ass so big she can turn boxers into thongs- Chino XL

I got women fingering themselves thinking of women fingering themselves that are thinking of me- Chino XL
 

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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2003, 08:48:50 PM »
"If I had a million dollars
i'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
if i had a magic wand
i'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on
while im on the john
if i had one wish
i would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
if i had a million bucks
it wouldnt be enough cuz i'd still be out robbin armored trucks" - Eminem

"I tie a rope around my penis & I jump from a tree!
Now dont you wanna grow up and be just like me!" - Eminem
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2003, 09:16:49 PM »
Hey girl
What your name is?
Where you from?
Turn around who you came with?
Is that your ass or your momma half reindeer?  ;D
I can't explain it but damn sure glad you came here



Nelly - Shake Ya Tail Feather
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2003, 09:43:53 PM »
^^^
thats not funny, its just sad
 

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« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2003, 09:52:39 PM »


I came up as a young dude, chillin with them old cats
Couldn't cop crack, so I had to slang Prozak
(Prozak = Happy-pills) - Jae Hood


I'm on top of my game, like I'm standing on X-Box - Jae Hood


Yo I'm from D-Block nigga, I don't respect wack rhymes
If you got a Glock and a watch, you couldn't kill time
- Jae Hood


I got a large house and a dogghouse in my backyard
And even my dogghouse got a backyard
- Cassidy



Sit down nigga, or my niggaz will have to throw chairs at niggaz - Jae Hood

^^^^LMAO... thats some funny shit...
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The O is for the Other bitch that hes fuckin'...
The V is for the Vas Majority of em' frontin'...
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2003, 12:16:10 PM »
"Homophobic?  Nah, you're just heterophobic" - Eminem

"And you can't stop me from droppin each March
with a brand new cd for these fuckin retards" - Eminem

"Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask" - Eminem

Got that all from one song lol



 

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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2003, 12:38:45 PM »
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!  - Eminem
 

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« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2003, 12:46:53 PM »
"ya'll dont know half of my scenario
i got n*ggas all up in my cereal
and dont know if its a Apple Jacks or Cheerios..."
Roscoe


^^^ I thought that was funny...lol


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The O is for the Other bitch that hes fuckin'...
The V is for the Vas Majority of em' frontin'...
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« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2003, 07:35:25 PM »
lmao there is some good shit here.. chino xl lines were dope.. keep sharin yall.. if i find some ill share'em
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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2003, 12:31:42 AM »
"Homophobic?  Nah, you're just heterophobic" - Eminem

that quote sounds dumb without the rest of it...

"homophobic? nah you're just heterophobic
starin at my jeans watchin my genitals bulgin
thats my mothafuckin balls i'll never let go of em
they belong in my scrotum you'll never get hold of em"

i like the next line too

"hey its me versace
whoops somebody shot me
and i was just checkin the male
get it, checkin the male?"
 

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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2003, 01:16:50 AM »
Have your boys running and fleeing/why'ed you fuck with that nigga - Bonecrusher -Never Scared RMX.

You get beat dead/that means you dead meat.  Camron "Never Scared RMX"

Just a few i thought were good.
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Re:Funny Song Lines
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2003, 01:26:13 AM »
Have your boys running and fleeing/why'ed you fuck with that nigga - Bonecrusher -Never Scared RMX.

You get beat dead/that means you dead meat.  Camron "Never Scared RMX"

Just a few i thought were good.

i know you like those lyrics and everything...but really...they kinda suck...im glad bone crusher is signed to a bitch label cuz he cant rap worth shit. i'm kinda dissapointed with that cam line though...i would expect something more clever out of him.
 

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« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2003, 05:40:02 AM »
The Suspense was making me sick
She took her panties down and the Bitch had a dick.

Eazy E - Nobody Move
 

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« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2003, 05:58:03 AM »
"On the mic i move the crowd like Big Pun stagediving" - Tash"

oh man i'm still cracking up over that one....i mean just picture big pun stage diving... ;D

i've been sleeping on these guys,from what album is that from an is it any good?