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Jesus is God? that makes no sense, check it
« on: June 22, 2002, 12:43:13 PM »
man i dont know much about christianity obviously but i read what this one dude said and it got me thinkin damn, it really doesnt make sense, check out what he said

"Jesus is the son of God, but Jesus is God. Therefore, Jesus is the son of Jesus. Therefore, Jesus impregnated his own mother before he was born. Therefore, Jesus is his own uncle and his own father, and his mother gave birth to the baby of him who he also is. Therefore, Mary must have been payed a hell of a lot of money for that type of sex."

no disrespect btw, i didnt even write that, the last part was cold, lol

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« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2002, 01:48:43 PM »
or mary was a hermaphrodite and fucked her (its?) self
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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2002, 02:08:54 PM »
ah, keep dissin.  Who ever writes this type of BS is stupid and has too much time on his hands.  I'm tired of these discusions.  nothing but beef and hate comes out of these things.  


This is all I am going to say:  Jesus is real and he is God.  Bottom line.  You can just feel it.  When you feel his presence, you just know.  I can't explain it.  If you have never givin him a chance, then I am sorry. You can make as many excuses as you would like.  We all shall find out the day of judgement.    





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Re: Jesus is God? that makes no sense, check it
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2002, 09:35:48 PM »
believe what u want but dont speak on it like its fact
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2002, 02:20:37 AM »
Hahahahaahaa @ Doggystylin & Overseer...   ;D


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Re: Jesus is God? that makes no sense, check it
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2002, 07:39:59 PM »
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ah, keep dissin.  Who ever writes this type of BS is stupid and has too much time on his hands.  I'm tired of these discusions.  nothing but beef and hate comes out of these things.  


This is all I am going to say:  Jesus is real and he is God.  Bottom line.  You can just feel it.  When you feel his presence, you just know.  I can't explain it.  If you have never givin him a chance, then I am sorry. You can make as many excuses as you would like.  We all shall find out the day of judgement.    





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Re: Jesus is God? that makes no sense, check it
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2002, 07:44:49 PM »
Jesus aint no fuckin god.....PERIOD
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Re: Jesus is God? that makes no sense, check it
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2002, 02:42:23 AM »
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Jesus aint no fuckin god.....PERIOD


Dont you think thats kinda offensive 2 ppl who believe he is?  Why dont u elaborate on that or sumtin...

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Re: Jesus is God? that makes no sense, check it
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2002, 09:24:15 AM »
Who says Jesus is God?  Doesn't the majority of Christianity believe he is the Son of God?  

You can see him as a Godly figure but there is ONE God and he sent his son Jesus to Earth.  the majority of Christianity recognizes that God and Jesus are separate entities.  So you really ain't saying nothing.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2002, 09:27:31 AM »
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Who says Jesus is God?  Doesn't the majority of Christianity believe he is the Son of God?  

You can see him as a Godly figure but there is ONE God and he sent his son Jesus to Earth.  the majority of Christianity recognizes that God and Jesus are separate entities.  So you really ain't saying nothing.


i never said that, but what im sayin is, that a lot of christians i know do say jesus is god, so i dunno, ima leave this alone,  :-/
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2002, 09:34:39 AM »
OK.  It's like this.  


The TRINITY(spelling?) meaning three in one.  The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.  YES, they are three seperate beings.  BUT, they all come together as one God.  They are all God.  I can't realy explain this well.  Sorry.  But that is how Jesus, THE SON, is God.




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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2002, 09:42:47 AM »
Yeah that's a more accurate description of Christian beliefs.

This thread is nonsense.  It goes fucking deeper than impregnating your mother.  I can't believe you even bring some bullshit like this up Doggy
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Re: Jesus is God? that makes no sense, check it
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2002, 10:03:25 AM »
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Who says Jesus is God?  Doesn't the majority of Christianity believe he is the Son of God?  

You can see him as a Godly figure but there is ONE God and he sent his son Jesus to Earth.  the majority of Christianity recognizes that God and Jesus are separate entities.  So you really ain't saying nothing.


According to a priest i talked with, Jesus is the son of God, Jesus said that a truthfull human will sit next to him in heaven, the way he sits next to God, witch means that hes not referring him self as God, but as son of God. If he was God, how why didnt he say that the truthfull human will sit next to God insted??

So i think its pretty clear that Jesus is son of God accoding to the Bible...

now here comes the hard part,... how can Jesus be the son of God? isnt there only ONE God?? is Jesus a half-god or 100% god or a human?? ... isnt it written in Old Testament that nobody is sitting next to God??

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Re: Jesus is God? that makes no sense, check it
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2002, 10:25:40 AM »
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Yeah that's a more accurate description of Christian beliefs.

This thread is nonsense.  It goes fucking deeper than impregnating your mother.  I can't believe you even bring some bullshit like this up Doggy


yo my bad, i didnt know it would offend yall, i just read it somewhere and i thought damn it doesnt make sense, ill let wcc have a look at it....but i guess it was too much for yall, peace
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Re: Jesus is God? that makes no sense, check it
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2002, 12:05:58 PM »
I actually didn't take you commites offensive, it just seemed like a question from someone that was uninformed. And Yeah... Jesus is the Son of God, and I believe in the Trinity, which says that the Father (the father of Jesus), the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Spirit (what is used for all them heelings) all make one God, as Jesus sits at the right hand of the Father. The Father is not to be mistaken for God, God is all three in one. Jesus is was sent by the Father, and he died for the forgiveness of sins. The Holy Spirit is the love between the Father and Jesus, and the Holy Spirit is the feeling you feel when you come close to God. The Holy Spirit is what takes over a person, and is responsible for the shouting, and speaking in tounges. The Father is the high Father, and was the being that planeted the seed in Mary. I'm not for sure exactly how to explain it all... the Trinity is one of the most complicated thing to understand. Many Christians dismiss it because they can't understand, but in many ways God is beyond human understanding.
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« Reply #15 on: June 25, 2002, 12:18:45 PM »
but if God is not the Father, who is Jesus father then
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« Reply #16 on: June 25, 2002, 12:41:03 PM »
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Dont you think thats kinda offensive 2 ppl who believe he is?  Why dont u elaborate on that or sumtin...

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Most religions believe that there is ONE god....and Jesus is the son of god.....but 2 most christians there is ONE god and he is not Jesus....Jesus is their savior (spelling?¿) but not their god

As for Jews......Jesus is just god's son.....we dont discuss Jesus much
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« Reply #17 on: June 25, 2002, 12:43:17 PM »
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Most religions believe that there is ONE god....and Jesus is the son of god.....but 2 most christians there is ONE god and he is not Jesus....Jesus is their savior (spelling?¿) but not their god

As for Jews......Jesus is just god's son.....we dont discuss Jesus much


jesus is the son of God, bu he's not a God himself?
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« Reply #18 on: June 25, 2002, 12:45:37 PM »
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jesus is the son of God, bu he's not a God himself?


correct
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« Reply #19 on: June 25, 2002, 12:54:27 PM »
WRONG







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« Reply #20 on: June 25, 2002, 12:56:33 PM »
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correct


if he's the son of God? how come that he's only a simple human? and if he's the son of God, why did he let people spit at him and trash him down to prove his point... isnt there better ways to do that? ...
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Re: Jesus is God? that makes no sense, check it
« Reply #21 on: June 25, 2002, 01:40:25 PM »
M Dogg and The Rev summed it all up. Read up on the Trinity and maybe you will be able to understand.

It's a hard concept to understand and it's hard to explain as well.
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« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2002, 07:49:45 PM »
well i am a former youth pastor and i can expalin this topic pretty well, but i am not going to type all of that. but jesus is god, and also the son of god, as along as the holy spirit. they all combine together and combine 1. i may have not stated that correctly, and its really sad to see ppl as overseer and REL clown on ppl very holy and important in the christain religion, overseer said that mary was possibly a hermaphidate and fucked her self, and RELs comment was even worse, saying jesus aint no fucking god. you to really offend me and i dont appriceate u talking the harsh of trash on my religion....its actually sad. i AM SHOCKED that overseer would say some mess like that........
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« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2002, 08:12:11 PM »
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well i am a former youth pastor and i can expalin this topic pretty well, but i am not going to type all of that. but jesus is god, and also the son of god, as along as the holy spirit. they all combine together and combine 1. i may have not stated that correctly, and its really sad to see ppl as overseer and REL clown on ppl very holy and important in the christain religion, overseer said that mary was possibly a hermaphidate and fucked her self, and RELs comment was even worse, saying jesus aint no fucking god. you to really offend me and i dont appriceate u talking the harsh of trash on my religion....its actually sad. i AM SHOCKED that overseer would say some mess like that........



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« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2002, 08:15:26 PM »
you can have whatever phliosphy u want, just dont talk trash on my religion, have respect for it, u dont see me coming on here saying "fuck the god of islam" no, so show some respect
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