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man i had a crazy night...
« on: April 30, 2004, 02:52:02 AM »
i went bowling with these 3 girls...my friend Kari who i've known for like 12 or 13 years (sexy little asian girl)...this girl Emily that works next to me thats really hot...and this girl erica who works with both kari & emily....erica isn't all that attractive and as i found out tonight...shes annoying...

anyways we were out bowling and the 3 girls were drinking...i was the DD so i wasnt drinking...kari ended up only drinking a little...emily got pretty drunk...and erica got totally smashed...erica started hitting on me and shit...she was all up on my lap sayin shit like "i really wanna kiss you" and "your so cute" and the one that finally made me tired of it..."hey we should uhh...go to the bathroom..."

shes not very attractive and she was getting on my nerves so i really didnt want to do anything with her...so i couldnt figure out what to do...so emily comes up with this idea...the next time erica came back from bowling emily goes..."OH MY GOD...Luke just asked Kari out!!!"...so i spent my whole night acting like i was with kari...just so this annoying drunk chick would leave me alone...and she finally did but ended up pissing everyone off horribly...it was crazy shit though...i've never been hit on so much by one person in my life. she was coming off way to strong.

anyone ever had some shit like that happen? funny stories?
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2004, 02:56:22 AM »
U should of just give her 1
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2004, 04:58:12 AM »
Damn man, over here Kari is a man's name.

But yeah, a similar tyoe of situation happened to me one time. There's this heavy chick in my class. She can really be obnoxious at times. One time she was having a little get-together at her small place - you know, hang out with friends, get drunk - that type of shit. I wasn't even going at first, but then some friends of mine called me and said to stop by. I'm like whatever, it ain't a long drive, might as well go say what up to the guys - see if anybody better looking might tag along when I leave, you know. Well I get to the place - none of the hotties who hang with the heavy girl are there. Just a few friends of mine. They were eating some pizza & drinkin. I sit down on the couch and the fat chick - drunk as hell, smelling of garlic and cigarettes gets away from the pizza and sits down next to me. She put her hand on my thigh and I get up and go: "Well I just stopped by to say what up. Seems like things are pretty slow here, so I'm off." She whined noooo stayyyyy with her drunken voice but I got the hell outta there.
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2004, 06:33:49 AM »
LMAO... ima have nightmares now, hah hah hah, scarey shiit, i'm glad ta say i aint neva had an ugly chikk lol... annoyin ones yeah, but that dont matter when we both drunk as fuck, nekid in my bed....

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2004, 07:25:09 AM »
the kinda same thing happened to me once...me and buddy ritchie went out one night with these girls we knew, one of whom i'd been kinda dating but no-one else knew about us (she'd just broken up with another of my friends)...anyways as we got more and more drunk this other chick who was with us called Karen started seriously flirting with me, and i mean she was seriously all over me...so i had a word with lynn (chick i was dating), and we decided to just go for it in front of all of them...ive never seen so much shock in all my life!!! they were all like "what are you guys doing?!!??"

its was hilarious...havent really spoken to karen since either...maybe she thought i was giving off those kinda signals... 8)


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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2004, 10:02:39 AM »
I've been with all types of girls, annoying, ugly, fat, cute, tall, short, ect.  I don't really give a fuck.  As long as it only lasts 1 night.
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2004, 10:08:04 AM »
I've been with all types of girls, annoying, ugly, fat, cute, tall, short, ect.  I don't really give a fuck.  As long as it only lasts 1 night.

lol didnt you once say you didnt fuck a girl who wanted to fuck you because she "kinda had an ugly pussy so you said no." :D
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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2004, 10:13:15 AM »
I've been with all types of girls, annoying, ugly, fat, cute, tall, short, ect.  I don't really give a fuck.  As long as it only lasts 1 night.

lol didnt you once say you didnt fuck a girl who wanted to fuck you because she "kinda had an ugly pussy so you said no." :D

oh hell yeah.  I'm keepin her on the backburner for now tho.  Never know when I might need her.  I'll just get really drunk and I won't look at it.
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2004, 10:27:36 AM »
i dunno i dont think i would really call that a crazy night lol
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2004, 10:32:27 AM »
^^LMAO.....feel me???

so tha bitch was jockin when she was drunk.....dat shit happens every weekend at parties.....it ain't crazy or interesting enuff to make a thread about.....lol no offense mane....


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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2004, 11:51:31 AM »
i dunno i dont think i would really call that a crazy night lol

LMAO

Yep, that kinda seems just like an average night, definitly nothing crazy... ladies do that shit all the time when there loaded...

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2004, 12:38:33 PM »
I've been with all types of girls, annoying, ugly, fat, cute, tall, short, ect.  I don't really give a fuck.  As long as it only lasts 1 night.

lol didnt you once say you didnt fuck a girl who wanted to fuck you because she "kinda had an ugly pussy so you said no." :D

oh hell yeah.  I'm keepin her on the backburner for now tho.  Never know when I might need her.  I'll just get really drunk and I won't look at it.


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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2004, 01:13:11 PM »
I was expecting something umm... actually crazy ???  LOL

at least u know u got an ugly waiting at all times luke, its like a credit card, you may never use it but comes in handy

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2004, 01:15:48 PM »
I was expecting something umm... actually crazy ???  LOL

at least u know u got an ugly waiting at all times luke, its like a credit card, you may never use it but comes in handy

lmfao
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2004, 01:47:09 PM »

anyways we were out bowling and the 3 girls were drinking...i was the DD so i wasnt drinking...kari ended up only drinking a little...emily got pretty drunk...and erica got totally smashed...

LMAO. This reminded me of "Great Moments In Hook Up History" on Chapelle. That's THE ONLY reason it is remotely crazy.
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2004, 03:40:25 PM »
sounds funny man.  Fuck that drunken assssss biattch.  

lol at you bowling with 3 girls......you ain't got no male friends?
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2004, 03:54:56 PM »
sounds funny man.  Fuck that drunken assssss biattch.  

lol at you bowling with 3 girls......you ain't got no male friends?

lol @ him bowling period.
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2004, 05:39:47 PM »
sounds funny man.  Fuck that drunken assssss biattch.  

lol at you bowling with 3 girls......you ain't got no male friends?

not many...most of my friends are girls...i rarely hang out w/ the few guy friends i have
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2004, 05:42:15 PM »
lmao this reminds me when me and a couple doods im cool with got drunk and smashed this party some chicks from school were havin at the bowling alley, my friend luke went and tried to bowl and when he tried to release the ball it went flying out and he fell on his ass, lmao, it was hilarious and then i got some cake and rubbed it all over this girls face and she liked it so she wiped it on my face and was stickin her finger in my mouth so you know.... ;D
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2004, 12:05:38 AM »
i dunno i dont think i would really call that a crazy night lol

LMAO

Yep, that kinda seems just like an average night, definitly nothing crazy... ladies do that shit all the time when there loaded...

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2004, 02:18:47 AM »
oh god.....this thread's turning into lame central.

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2004, 03:09:30 AM »
wow, I wish I was a freshman in Highschool again....


or not.  wtf is wrong with you fuckin people?  or maybe its just me...
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2004, 11:56:38 AM »
tehe ,like me and these girls held hands. tehe
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2004, 12:08:34 PM »
tehe ,like me and these girls held hands. tehe

LMAO
 

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Re:man i had a crazy night...
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2004, 03:24:26 PM »
sounds funny man.  Fuck that drunken assssss biattch.  

lol at you bowling with 3 girls......you ain't got no male friends?
whats so bad about bowling.  i love bowling

lol @ him bowling period.