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Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« on: March 06, 2005, 08:30:24 PM »
I remeber this story like the back of my hand: I downloaded Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones, and all of a sudden, my mom comes into my room (keep in mind, I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot), and I was using Kazaa, so the damn window wouldn't close right away, because I was downloading other p0rn flicks. She starts asking me "What was that, what was that", and I started panicing so much that I started crying, I told her it was a pop up add, I told her I wasn't a pervert, etc, etc. I got lucky and she bought the story, and ever since then, I've been more careful about watching p0rn on my computer.

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2005, 08:41:12 PM »
thats funny shit...I admire your honesty but you gotta be a crafty motherfucker to mastuerbate without pulling out your dick....

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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2005, 08:42:46 PM »
lmao my parents never caught me watchin porn! i made it!
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2005, 08:48:23 PM »
I remeber this story like the back of my hand: I downloaded Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones, and all of a sudden, my mom comes into my room (keep in mind, I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot), and I was using Kazaa, so the damn window wouldn't close right away, because I was downloading other p0rn flicks. She starts asking me "What was that, what was that", and I started panicing so much that I started crying, I told her it was a pop up add, I told her I wasn't a pervert, etc, etc. I got lucky and she bought the story, and ever since then, I've been more careful about watching p0rn on my computer.

She didnt buy she jus let it slide, give your moms more credit....I Know I do ;) JP


my dad caught me on the comp on sites and he was like turn off the computer, I was scared as shit but he wasnt mad.  Another time My laptop didnt go off and porn was on it and he came home but I was at my homies house and he called me talkin bout porn on my comp and I was like no pop ups and he didnt bring it up again :)

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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2005, 08:59:53 PM »
I remeber this story like the back of my hand: I downloaded Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones, and all of a sudden, my mom comes into my room (keep in mind, I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot), and I was using Kazaa, so the damn window wouldn't close right away, because I was downloading other p0rn flicks. She starts asking me "What was that, what was that", and I started panicing so much that I started crying, I told her it was a pop up add, I told her I wasn't a pervert, etc, etc. I got lucky and she bought the story, and ever since then, I've been more careful about watching p0rn on my computer.

She didnt buy she jus let it slide, give your moms more credit....I Know I do ;) JP

My mom doesn't know jack about computers, trust me, she totally bought it. If she didn't buy it, she would have told my dad, and then I really would've been screwed.

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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2005, 09:32:28 PM »
never been caught. dont watch that much porn. but lol at bigg vegaz's reply.
 

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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2005, 10:08:43 PM »
I remeber this story like the back of my hand: I downloaded Virtual Sex with Chloe Jones, and all of a sudden, my mom comes into my room (keep in mind, I developed a very unique way of masturbation where I don'y have to take my d i c k out of my pants, so that helped alot), and I was using Kazaa, so the damn window wouldn't close right away, because I was downloading other p0rn flicks. She starts asking me "What was that, what was that", and I started panicing so much that I started crying, I told her it was a pop up add, I told her I wasn't a pervert, etc, etc. I got lucky and she bought the story, and ever since then, I've been more careful about watching p0rn on my computer.

She didnt buy she jus let it slide, give your moms more credit....I Know I do ;) JP

My mom doesn't know jack about computers, trust me, she totally bought it. If she didn't buy it, she would have told my dad, and then I really would've been screwed.
with all tht porn shit you might have been screwed literally hahaha
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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2005, 10:53:04 PM »
last year my sister use to catch me all the time it would be like late at night and i would have friends over and we would be really high and she would come in and ask where the phone was and the porn would be playing and she would just scream and close my door i really didnt care tho my friends were more embarrassed then i was

but onetime i got caught looking at pictures by my mom but i just said it was on a homepage on this website and all she said was i shouldnt go there no more but that was back when i was younger
 

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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2005, 10:53:27 PM »
now that i think about it i shoulda said they were pop ups
 

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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2005, 10:54:46 PM »
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with all tht porn shit you might have been screwed literally hahaha


this pun angers me
 

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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2005, 10:56:06 PM »
^^ why do u have such bad karma? u seem cool and funny to me

heres a prop
 

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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2005, 11:19:19 PM »
lol I used the ol pop up excuse back when I was in middle school.

One of my fuckin friends left ripped out pages of a Playboy in my backseat and my brother walked past my car once and peeked through the windows. He went and told my dad lol. I was 16 then.
 

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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2005, 11:24:00 PM »
lmao one time we were in ISS its called In School Suspension its where ur in school but in one class room and u gotta stay there the whole day and u dont get to go to ur regular classes

anyways i was in there with my friend Ben and he had a hardcore porn magazine not no playboy it was worse and he put all these pictures on the teachers desk before lunch and after lunch we came back and the teacher saw it and he used 2 penciles to put the papers in the trash and he said he would give 3 bucks to the person who told him who did it and this dumb bitch ratted him out so he got suspended

it was the funniest shit ever...
 

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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2005, 11:24:27 PM »
Forgot to delete lesbian porn from the recycle bin on my dad's laptop.

Thank god it was tasteful  :-*
 

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« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2005, 11:26:50 PM »
Forgot to delete lesbian porn from the recycle bin on my dad's laptop.

Thank god it was tasteful  :-*

u prolly got ur ass beat huh?
 

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« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2005, 11:36:24 PM »
when i was younger i didnt know how to delete my history and my moms was checking it and that was the time that there werent pop up blockers and she clicked on a picture that had a chick sucking a horses dick.  it was the morning of my birthday and shes like happy birthday and turned on the monitor.  i tried to tell her it wasnt me but she didnt buy it.  she banned me from the computer for like 2 weeks but i went on it to look at porn when she was sleeping and then she checked it again and blamed that shit on my sisters, since she thought i didnt use  the computer, and  then they took the heat and she let me use it again.  haha got away
 

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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2005, 11:37:33 PM »
Forgot to delete lesbian porn from the recycle bin on my dad's laptop.

Thank god it was tasteful  :-*

u prolly got ur ass beat huh?

My dad wouldn't care anyways and I was 20  :nahnah:
 

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« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2005, 12:01:37 AM »
when i was younger i didnt know how to delete my history and my moms was checking it and that was the time that there werent pop up blockers and she clicked on a picture that had a chick sucking a horses dick.  it was the morning of my birthday and shes like happy birthday and turned on the monitor.  i tried to tell her it wasnt me but she didnt buy it.  she banned me from the computer for like 2 weeks but i went on it to look at porn when she was sleeping and then she checked it again and blamed that shit on my sisters, since she thought i didnt use  the computer, and  then they took the heat and she let me use it again.  haha got away


wtf? u pussy u blaimed that shit on ur sister? thats sum real pussy shit if u ask me i never blaimed my sister for sumthing she didnt do

you shoulda just told ur mom "yeah i watch porn so what im a fuckin guy" not blame that shit on ur sister
 

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« Reply #18 on: March 07, 2005, 12:15:55 AM »
when i was younger i didnt know how to delete my history and my moms was checking it and that was the time that there werent pop up blockers and she clicked on a picture that had a chick sucking a horses dick.  it was the morning of my birthday and shes like happy birthday and turned on the monitor.  i tried to tell her it wasnt me but she didnt buy it.  she banned me from the computer for like 2 weeks but i went on it to look at porn when she was sleeping and then she checked it again and blamed that shit on my sisters, since she thought i didnt use  the computer, and  then they took the heat and she let me use it again.  haha got away


wtf? u pussy u blaimed that shit on ur sister? thats sum real pussy shit if u ask me i never blaimed my sister for sumthing she didnt do

you shoulda just told ur mom "yeah i watch porn so what im a fuckin guy" not blame that shit on ur sister

I disagree, blame it on your sisters man it saves you the trouble lol.
 

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« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2005, 12:19:02 AM »
naw dude maybe a brother but not sister a brother is suppose to protect his sisters n shit idk thats the way i was brought up

 

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« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2005, 12:58:00 AM »
I never actually have gotten caught in the actual porn watching process, but this one time i busted one watchin porn, and like 3 secs later my uncle walks in and he had just gotten back from a trip and he wanted a hug but my pants were unzipped and my hand was sticky, lol
 

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« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2005, 01:39:10 AM »
I never actually have gotten caught in the actual porn watching process, but this one time i busted one watchin porn, and like 3 secs later my uncle walks in and he had just gotten back from a trip and he wanted a hug but my pants were unzipped and my hand was sticky, lol
lmao. THen what happened?
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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2005, 01:46:50 AM »
damn rights sik!  they were always blamin shit on me so i would get my ass beat.  and my sisters know i got their back, anytime!
 

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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2005, 02:09:11 AM »
last year my sister use to catch me all the time it would be like late at night and i would have friends over and we would be really high and she would come in and ask where the phone was and the porn would be playing and she would just scream and close my door i really didnt care tho my friends were more embarrassed then i was


you masturbate with your friends? :puke:
 

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« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2005, 02:11:33 AM »
Anyway, I think I was caught once by one of my brothers. I was watching porn on the computer and suddenly my brother opened the door. The computer was slow as fuck, so I couldn't get something else on the screen right away and I had to cover my dick too. My brother asked real quick "can I go on the computer in an hour" and went away. He never said a word about it to me later on. lol