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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #25 on: March 07, 2005, 07:51:01 AM »
I never actually have gotten caught in the actual porn watching process, but this one time i busted one watchin porn, and like 3 secs later my uncle walks in and he had just gotten back from a trip and he wanted a hug but my pants were unzipped and my hand was sticky, lol

lmao, the exact same shit happened to me...only it was my cousin.....i pretended like i had cramps in my leg and i couldnt get up.....best acting i ever did lmao



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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #26 on: March 07, 2005, 09:46:53 AM »
^lmao!
 

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« Reply #27 on: March 07, 2005, 10:27:24 AM »
i was on my uncle's computer looking on some website that has a bunch ads for porno sites like college humor or consumptionjuction... he came up and i quickly closed out because it looked wierd.... but i guess he saw enough

he came up to the computer... opened the browser and went to history... i thought he was gonna look at what i was just looking at...instead he clicked on playboy.com and said "the password is in the top drawer of my desk"...and then he walked out
 

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #28 on: March 07, 2005, 10:46:27 AM »
nope, never

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« Reply #29 on: March 07, 2005, 11:01:53 AM »
^^^ lol
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« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2005, 11:55:06 AM »
nope never , I have a decoder in the back of my TV that unscrambles this porn channel (so i don't have to pay extra for it and let's face it the "umm dad , there's this pretty cool channel that I'm willing to pay for but uhhh it's porn" conversation is not one i'd like to have anytime soon) so basically when I want to watch I put it in and when i don't want to watch i take it out and the channel dissapears.
As for getting caught while using the PC , never , I would rather put my fist through the screen than have my dad catch me ... I would never hear the end of it , then he'd tell my grandma ... oh i can see him laughing his ass off in the background while my mom and my aunt have one of those "talks" with me ... 


 

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2005, 12:00:29 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
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« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2005, 12:07:03 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.

thats fuckin gross homie
 

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2005, 12:08:11 PM »
lol... never been caught...

but wtf? davida dogg.. u cried? why would u cry lol


i duno whats SO embarassing about it... ALL men masturbate... and basically ALL woman masturbate too....
 

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« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2005, 12:08:28 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.

thats fuckin gross homie
 

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2005, 12:19:28 PM »
My parents know I watch porn. They don't mind. Same with messing with girls. They don't catch me, but they don't mind.
 

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« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2005, 01:01:11 PM »
naw dude maybe a brother but not sister a brother is suppose to protect his sisters n shit idk thats the way i was brought up


obisouly you were brought up watching porn too then huh
 

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2005, 01:40:39 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.

LMAO!!!!!! hahahhahahahahahhahahahaha..thats fucked up homie!

I've been caught once watchin porn...my dad told me to never watch that shit agian. Not really as funny as your guy's stories lol
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« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2005, 01:42:42 PM »
well once my computer broke when i was about 11-12. when my dad too kit into the shop they told him that they had found alot of porn on it, but they didnt delete it. my dad came home and showed it to me,asked where it came from, and them beat the shit out of me
 

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« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2005, 01:46:02 PM »
Hell nah only because I ain't into seeing other females

I think porn devalues women
 

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« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2005, 02:22:25 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.

Let's all throw up!

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« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2005, 02:37:39 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

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« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2005, 03:37:28 PM »
last year my sister use to catch me all the time it would be like late at night and i would have friends over and we would be really high and she would come in and ask where the phone was and the porn would be playing and she would just scream and close my door i really didnt care tho my friends were more embarrassed then i was


you masturbate with your friends? :puke:

only ur fuckin perverted ass would think that shit

where did i say we were jacking off? this is a thread about getting caught watching porn not jackin off u fuckin fag

sorry that all u think about is guys masterbateing  :puke:
 

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« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2005, 03:40:28 PM »
last year my sister use to catch me all the time it would be like late at night and i would have friends over and we would be really high and she would come in and ask where the phone was and the porn would be playing and she would just scream and close my door i really didnt care tho my friends were more embarrassed then i was


you masturbate with your friends? :puke:

only ur fuckin perverted ass would think that shit

where did i say we were jacking off? this is a thread about getting caught watching porn not jackin off u fuckin fag

sorry that all u think about is guys masterbateing  :puke:

you watch porn with your friends, that's gross enough already

and almost everybody who watches porn masturbates, i highly doubt you and your friends are exceptions

not even when you watch it together

or if it's true what you say that you don't masturbate, i don't even wanna think abuot what you and your friends do with eachother then
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« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2005, 03:54:21 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.

 

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« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2005, 04:00:43 PM »
that shit is funny looks like i hang out with my wang out for real.
but i almost got caught once by my brother i was in my roonm looking at pictures of jenna jameson and i got a hard on and then he wlaked in i tried to close the fucking window but it wouldn't so i just told him "look at these sweet ass pictures that i found of jenna and then he just laffed and shit then i finally closed the window and left the room.
but funny shit that i hang out ... wanks it with his friends i couldn't do that shit. and i doubt that every guy and girl masterbate. shit i got a girl so why would i.
 

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« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2005, 04:13:48 PM »
lmao my parents never caught me watchin porn! i made it!
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« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2005, 04:43:42 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.

thats fuckin gross homie
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« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2005, 04:49:38 PM »
Ive never been caught...Everyone has found my Porno Stash cuz my little brother always has a habit of pointing it out to everyone, but no one has caught me beating meat...
 

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« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2005, 05:00:09 PM »
lol... never been caught...

but wtf? davida dogg.. u cried? why would u cry lol

Yeah, I know its pretty pathetic, but it sure as hell worked with convincing my mom.