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Letter to Bush
« on: September 03, 2005, 08:19:19 AM »

Dear Mr. Bush:

Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

Yours,

Michael Moore

P.S. That annoying mother, Cindy Sheehan, is no longer at your ranch. She and dozens of other relatives of the Iraqi War dead are now driving across the country, stopping in many cities along the way. Maybe you can catch up with them before they get to DC on September 21st.






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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2005, 08:48:16 AM »
sad and true.
 

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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2005, 09:04:24 AM »
 8)

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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2005, 09:36:39 AM »
you have a few good points. but a few stupid ones aswell



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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2005, 11:08:46 AM »
8)

Michael Moore and Kanye West 2008

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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2005, 11:14:28 AM »
"No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days?"

sad but true.......
 

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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2005, 12:59:36 PM »
"No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days?"

sad but true.......

Those people in New Orleans were poor long before George W. Bush was president and they will be poor long after he was president. The whole letter was stupid, as is pretty much everything else Michael Moore does. There was no shortage of helicopters, and he also refuses to place any blame on New Orleans city government for failing to evacuate its population. Could it be because the mayor of New Orleans is black and it would not be politically correct to criticize a black man?
 

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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2005, 01:01:44 PM »
ey c walker man god is punishin your country for supporting homoism.....
"One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree. "Which road do I take?" she asked. "Where do you want to go?" was his response. "I don't know," Alice answered. "Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."

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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2005, 02:39:24 PM »


Cwalker u hate gays 2 ? Wow you would love new orleans

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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2005, 05:59:13 PM »
I love when Kanye came out and was like "Bush hates black people". He earned major points in my book.
 

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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2005, 01:44:59 AM »
 

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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2005, 02:27:05 AM »
I "HEMPSIDE" would like to thank ("MR.BUSH,and his administration for their hand in 80 percent of the worlds fuck ups).THANK YOU....weather your black or white,Indian,asian ect....there is know doubting, that this white man is the true meanning of acting like a "DEVIL". >:( :-X
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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2005, 03:32:32 AM »
"No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days?"

sad but true.......

Those people in New Orleans were poor long before George W. Bush was president and they will be poor long after he was president. The whole letter was stupid, as is pretty much everything else Michael Moore does. There was no shortage of helicopters, and he also refuses to place any blame on New Orleans city government for failing to evacuate its population. Could it be because the mayor of New Orleans is black and it would not be politically correct to criticize a black man?

sure blame the victim it requires less brainpower
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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2005, 04:59:34 AM »
Lol, I like how he's written the entire letter in irony. I wonder if Bush will understand it though, lol.
 

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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2005, 03:07:55 PM »
Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

Damn scientists, no links.
 

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Re: Letter to Bush
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2005, 11:39:53 PM »
fuckin government!  >:( :laugh: