Text battle anyone?

[House]

Hey y'all I'm new to this forum, and as you can see I'm looking for a battle. Anyone?

Up to 16 lines, dont care if it's half

[Dynamic]

Im on some home invasion shit, like ima burgla in ya house
Im gon murder ya fam, BLAM BLAM, but leave the burna in ya mouth
Spit some bars bout how i killed each Member of ur family
while screams echoin in ya brain, i Dismembered them in Anarchy
an im Not hearin what u sayin after, like u was Censored when u Answer Me
Remember where the Blammer Be?Gon Smoke ya ass like a gram of weed. (SHIT!)
Now u silent like a mime, while im eying' at ya wife (yea kept her 'live)
the diamond of yer eyes, let u know that im gon ride her when u die,
stare u in the face, remind u that im DY, an start to get violent wit my 9
an send a single bullet flyin through ya mind,
ya bitch cryin cause u died, an i defined you in a rhyme
Rusted Huntin knife to ya bitch's husband's wife, cut her stomach twice,
pull her skirt down an look for sumfin nice, fuck her tight
till im bustin white, an my nuts is light, damn guess im not ya cousin's type (DAMN)
Later when the cops come to-night, ill be gone, but i aint run' or hide
They wont find prints on the rusted knife, or when they dust the mic,
Only evidence they gon have is from ya busted wife, wit my Cum inside,
They best hope when they store ur wife body on fuckin ice, that my Son dont Come-to-life.
shits real hommie , Rub-ya-eyes



Fuck outta here lil weak nigga

DYNAMIC

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Max=16 Bars Dyanmic=19 Bars.
Dynamic automaticaly disqualified for not fallowing the rules.
Dynamic loses.
House wins.

[TraceOneInfinite]

Hey y'all I'm new to this forum, and as you can see I'm looking for a battle. Anyone?

Up to 16 lines, dont care if it's half

Give me your screen name so we can text battle over aim

[QuietTruth]

Shit, I wanna fuckin battle but all this board does is .

[Streetryder310]

i'll drop somethin its my first time but i dont give a fuck
do it from 16 bars or less i dont care

damn punk u wanna battle
but you aint nothin but an asshole
u say we sleepin
just watch this real og win
as eazy as 1-2-3
i think u da only one asleep
better watch out kuz imma burry u real deep
with my lyrics, that u wont be able to speak
have u lookin like a fool
the only thing comin out you're mouth is drool
with your tongue all twisted
wishin u could spit this
even though u cant rhyme
imma tell for the first and last time
fuck your crew kuz the throne is mine

your turn

[QuietTruth]

Like a lil girl at christmas time you ain't allowed to 'wrap'
You really must talk alot of shit cuz that spit was crap
I know u ain't serious nigga but that sill wasnt a good joke G
At least we know u can count to 3 / but that was a poor 16
And hell..If I'm the asshole u must be the wastes and that was a waste u wrote
Becuz every two people that come on this board sayin they got my vote
How could you write to me niggaaa u just barely spit somethin'
Do you really wanna be that nigga by the punch bowl taken punches?
Come on now fam ur 'lines didn't even match up' dont call that a rhyme
Damn you need 'botex' already son and this is just ur first time
To be honest I don't even feel like goin 16 bars its not like i have to
I didnt even know what to call this, yes, maybe just a joke cuz its somethin' to laugh to

[Streetryder310]

nigga u da one that cant 'wrap' kuz u gettin wrapped with my lyrics
u get shitted on by birds and slapped by bitches
kuz u suck more than a whore on her knees
dont spit another bar kuz ur worse than the mad cow disease
all the people on this board just got your vote kuz they feel bad that u cant rap
i know i talk allota shit... if you dont like the shit i talk just step back
or throw sum punches at the king kuz u say im by da punch bowl
but u punch too slow, i just take a punch N sent it back wit one blow
and knock you out in the ring with my flow
have u layin on the floor like a hoe
nigga u say u got somethin to laugh to
i think your right kuz the only joke i see is you
thinkin you could rap and rhyme like if u done this all the time
like i said your the only joke and the last laugh is mine

[QuietTruth]

Please stop while ur ahead u sound crazy...its wack and no less
Nigga my flow is 'off the chain' like a basketball hoop in the projects
U can't compete with this kind of competition homie u too slow
I'm the type of nigga that sticks it ta ya..than gets up and go's
Don't say you punch fast when nigga you dont punch at all
Your shit ain't even close to being solid..im waitin for u to fall
i just laugh when I read what u put down cuz they jus a JOKE
Where the fuck did u write them in Alsaka?? Nigga they cold!
Mad Cow disease? Ha!  don't give me that this ain't science
Your lyrics are so fuckin 'korny I think I'm fuckin wit the Green Giant
Stop tyrin to feed off me lil nigga I ain't ur ol lady or ur hoe
Mannn just cut it out The only last laugh u get nigga is at a Steve Harvey Show