Get Dick or Die Tryin + Oliver (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[GangstaBoogy]

This is obviously fake, but still funny. Jacked from the bws forum...

In a move which has shocked the hip hop community, Superstar 50 Cent has announced plans to appear in a gay porno. The flick, which is tentatively titled "get dick or die tryin," is already one of the hottest products on adult websites, despite it not being released. The film which stars LLoyd Banks and Tony Yayo, also reveals the true gender of G Units former first lady, Olivia, now known as "Jimmy." Many critics say that this could be a major blow to g-units street credibility, but 50 Cent defends his actions, referencing the many homosexuals in prison, who despite being gay, remain "gangster." The idea was thought of by Lloyd banks, who is no stranger to homosexual porn, and once Yayo heard the idea, he was immediately interested. They shared the idea with 50, who saw no problem with it, seeing it as an opprutunity to capitalize off of the activity that G UNOT already does behind closed doors. Young Buck was reportedly disgusted by the idea, but has yet to distance himself from G UNOT, saying that he is under contract for one more album. Olivia decided the film could not hurt considering that he doesn't consider himself as having any fans. The gay community has been highly supportive of Olivia, the first superstar transexual to openly admit being a transexual, while being percieved by the entire world to be a female. Amoung the many scenes which have the industry horrified is one in which Lloyd banks asks 50 how much dick he needs, to which 50 responds, "more than a lil bit." Lloyd banks than goes on to have anal intercourse with 50 cent in a steamy sex scene, where Lloyd spins his G UNOT chain in 50 cents posterior. The release date for the film is February 1, 2006.
GGG-UNIT!

[K A I N]

Game is a pro w/photoshop

[J Bananas]

i know u didnt just show us a tranny dick on here

[eKardz]

see niggas know that buck is real.  they dont even wanna make fun of him in this shit.
buck is the best in gunit.

[Lex Boooger]

daaaaamn oliver put that away

[Capo Di Tutti I Capi]

LMFAO

[Jip]

i know u didnt just show us a tranny dick on here

i rofl

[jpm]

Game is a pro w/photoshop

hahahah

[WestCoasta]

i know u didnt just show us a tranny dick on here

[Jome]

Game is a pro w/photoshop

Damn, G-Unot movement resorting to trannies now.. 

[Da WCC Hopar!]

fuck the release date hempside already has it on bootleg. he tried to send it to me i said no!!!!!




























LMAO

[Sikotic™]

see niggas know that buck is real.  they dont even wanna make fun of him in this shit.
buck is the best in gunit.

Yeah, Buck is dope as hell.

[hempside]

fuck the release date hempside already has it on bootleg. he tried to send it to me i said no!!!!!




























LMAO

did I!!

[Cheese]

The idea was thought of by Lloyd banks, who is no stranger to homosexual porn

This had me rolling

[Denial! Is Actively Joinin The Revolution]

lmao! evil jus nasty that pic will give me nightmares