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h cottie is bac-tive?

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Piss Test
« on: February 23, 2006, 08:33:50 PM »
Wassup Y'all. This is the backstory:

So i been smokin 4 a long time now, couple years, almost every day and i recently had to take a random piss test 4 my track team. so i took the piss test and i obviously failed. I got 1 more chance to pass it or i'm off the team. So I havent smoked for a week now and i got the test next week, and i was wonderin if any of y'all know what kinda tricks i can pull so i can solidify the negative test. I weigh about 130 lbs, and im 5'9 if that helps. My original plan was to drink a gallon of water each day but as it gets closer and closer i'm not that confident in the plan anymore.

Any advice?
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Quote from: LAKERS_FAN89 on April 15, 2006, 12:23:40 AM
I WENT TO STAPLES CENTER WEN I WAS WALKING MY GOLD RAG FALL OF MY POCKET AND THE GROUND WAS WET TO AND DIRTY MY RAG GOT DIRTY A LIL BIT PULL IT IT BACK AND MAKE SURE IT WOULD NOT DROP AGAIN ROCKING MY RAG AGAIN HOMIE 8
 

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Re: Piss Test
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2006, 08:52:24 PM »
yea you're probably fucked.... after years and years you got a lot of THC in your body, too much to flush out in a week for sure


if you wanna give it a shot just keep drinkin cranberry juice and shit like that
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Re: Piss Test
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2006, 09:02:00 PM »
why not get sum1 else 2 piss for you..? they dont watch u for that shit do they? my friend got sum1 to piss right b4 the test for a job in a ziplock bag and he put in it his underwear to keep warm for the time being and it worked for him. kinda nasty way 2 do it but it worked....
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Re: Piss Test
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2006, 09:05:10 PM »
daaaaamn that's prob the last thing i wanted to hear but i'll give it a shot

cranberry juice? i heard it was a myth along with pickle juice.
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Quote from: LAKERS_FAN89 on April 15, 2006, 12:23:40 AM
I WENT TO STAPLES CENTER WEN I WAS WALKING MY GOLD RAG FALL OF MY POCKET AND THE GROUND WAS WET TO AND DIRTY MY RAG GOT DIRTY A LIL BIT PULL IT IT BACK AND MAKE SURE IT WOULD NOT DROP AGAIN ROCKING MY RAG AGAIN HOMIE 8
 

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Re: Piss Test
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2006, 09:10:12 PM »
Quote from: Ðøšïå on February 23, 2006, 09:02:00 PM
why not get sum1 else 2 piss for you..? they dont watch u for that shit do they? my friend got sum1 to piss right b4 the test for a job in a ziplock bag and he put in it his underwear to keep warm for the time being and it worked for him. kinda nasty way 2 do it but it worked....

i shuda tried that the 1st time but my boy on the team told me that they search you before you piss to make sure you're not carrying anything with you to cheat. this shit fuckin sucks man.
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Quote from: LAKERS_FAN89 on April 15, 2006, 12:23:40 AM
I WENT TO STAPLES CENTER WEN I WAS WALKING MY GOLD RAG FALL OF MY POCKET AND THE GROUND WAS WET TO AND DIRTY MY RAG GOT DIRTY A LIL BIT PULL IT IT BACK AND MAKE SURE IT WOULD NOT DROP AGAIN ROCKING MY RAG AGAIN HOMIE 8
 

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Re: Piss Test
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2006, 09:35:42 AM »
yeah man ur most likely pretty fucked.
THC stays in the body for a long time. thats y if u smoke a lot it only takes a few hits to set u off cuz u already have all  that shit in ur body and all u have to do is kinda trigger it.
cranberry juice,pomegranate juice or water would be ur only chance but it might kinda late. i like the ziploc bag idea. good luck playa.
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Re: Piss Test
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2006, 09:46:36 AM »
you can smugle some one else piss in...

or drink alot of vinegar before the test.... from what i know that should do it...
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Re: Piss Test
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2006, 09:54:15 AM »
drink a lot of water before the test, piss like 10 times before you go, drink mad water, so the only piss that comes out is water.

or hit up GNC, and buy system flush.  i know people that have used it and it works.
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2006, 11:27:52 AM »
man everyone knows that THC stays in the system up to 30 days... they should test you 30 days after the test, not 2 weeks.
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2006, 11:31:39 AM »
so what you goto do is, find some leaches, put 3 on your left testicle, and 2 on the right, THC is stored in the fat of your sac right ? then you goto sleep in a shallow grave for 9 nights, and drink plents gutter water... i heard that works...

ps: or you can go see your pharmasist and buy some over-the-counter drugs that flush your system of all bullshit... it's a 5 day process... in australia i believe theyre called eural's...

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Re: Piss Test
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2006, 11:32:10 AM »
yeah i was wonderin why they wud make me take it a week after my first test but they said it's becaus i told them i smoked a couple times so they said it shud be outta my system by the test if i only did it a couple times...i didnt wanna say im a pothead

props 2 u all for the advice
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Quote from: LAKERS_FAN89 on April 15, 2006, 12:23:40 AM
I WENT TO STAPLES CENTER WEN I WAS WALKING MY GOLD RAG FALL OF MY POCKET AND THE GROUND WAS WET TO AND DIRTY MY RAG GOT DIRTY A LIL BIT PULL IT IT BACK AND MAKE SURE IT WOULD NOT DROP AGAIN ROCKING MY RAG AGAIN HOMIE 8
 

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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2006, 11:36:37 AM »
it would be a broing world without fat people  ;D
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Re: Piss Test
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2006, 11:43:16 AM »
Quote from: h cottie on February 23, 2006, 08:33:50 PM
Wassup Y'all. This is the backstory:

So i been smokin 4 a long time now, couple years, almost every day and i recently had to take a random piss test 4 my track team. so i took the piss test and i obviously failed. I got 1 more chance to pass it or i'm off the team. So I havent smoked for a week now and i got the test next week, and i was wonderin if any of y'all know what kinda tricks i can pull so i can solidify the negative test. I weigh about 130 lbs, and im 5'9 if that helps. My original plan was to drink a gallon of water each day but as it gets closer and closer i'm not that confident in the plan anymore.

Any advice?

Your fucked any way. Thc stays a month in your bloodstream. If you can pospone the test and you dont smoke for a whole month then you pass it for sure. I saw this shit once on tv but i dont know if it works, a junky went for his drug test and before he went there he put a whole lot of ammoniac on his hand and when he went to the drug test he pissed over his hand with ammoniac and he passed the test. I dont know if this shit works but if your really desperate you could give it a try.
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2006, 11:44:44 AM »
Quote from: SrananG on February 24, 2006, 11:43:16 AM
Quote from: h cottie on February 23, 2006, 08:33:50 PM
Wassup Y'all. This is the backstory:

So i been smokin 4 a long time now, couple years, almost every day and i recently had to take a random piss test 4 my track team. so i took the piss test and i obviously failed. I got 1 more chance to pass it or i'm off the team. So I havent smoked for a week now and i got the test next week, and i was wonderin if any of y'all know what kinda tricks i can pull so i can solidify the negative test. I weigh about 130 lbs, and im 5'9 if that helps. My original plan was to drink a gallon of water each day but as it gets closer and closer i'm not that confident in the plan anymore.

Any advice?

Your fucked any way. Thc stays a month in your bloodstream. If you can pospone the test and you dont smoke for a whole month then you pass it for sure. I saw this shit once on tv but i dont know if it works, a junky went for his drug test and before he went there he put a whole lot of ammoniac on his hand and when he went to the drug test he pissed over his hand with ammoniac and he passed the test. I dont know if this shit works but if your really desperate you could give it a try.

LMFAO man i'd rather fail the test than piss on my hand... all it did was probably postpone the test anyway by making the results void...
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Re: Piss Test
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2006, 01:32:26 PM »
buy a detox from a hemp store, they work
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