Piss Test

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LOL! You guys obviously don't know shit...There are LOTS of ways to flush it out your system in even 1 day...Go check www.420.com...PeACe

[Ðøšïå]

^ im not going to get in a petty arguement with you NIK but according to science you cant "flush" THC outta your system in 1 day. there are supposedly ways to mask it but not compeletely rid your body of it. ive heard it all and tried a lot of it.. same with friends and most techniques u hear about dont work. with the biggest joke of them all poisoning your body with excessive amounts of niacin.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

^ im not going to get in a petty arguement with you NIK but according to science you cant "flush" THC outta your system in 1 day. there are supposedly ways to mask it but not compeletely rid your body of it. ive heard it all and tried a lot of it.. same with friends and most techniques u hear about dont work. with the biggest joke of them all poisoning your body with excessive amounts of niacin.

LOL!...Dude, there are ways for it not to show up in your piss. I haven't done it, but there are pills, drinks, medicines, etc. you can take so that it wont show up in your piss...Check up on it on 420.com, I'm not just makin' this shit up...PeACe

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

This is what worked for me back in the day: http://www.passusa.com/a_drinks.shtml

[Ðøšïå]

^ yeh i know what your talking about NIK.. they have that shit at the local head shops ranging from $10-$150. all that shit does is hides the thc so the tests dont recognize it. and from my experience and my friends experience that shit doesnt work.. my friend bought the $150 shit that comes with powder and pills that ur supposed to take anywhere from 1 hour to 3 horus before the test and he still failed. I have only tried the $35 pills bc i had my doubt and that shit didnt work either. and this person is a chronic smoker so its the worst case scenario.

[Hittman2001]

i heard niacin works

[coola]

it would be a broing world without fat people 

why isn't this in the thread about the kid stuck in a gutter ?

[Throwback]

so what you goto do is, find some leaches, put 3 on your left testicle, and 2 on the right, THC is stored in the fat of your sac right ? then you goto sleep in a shallow grave for 9 nights, and drink plents gutter water... i heard that works...

LMFAO!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[NobodyButMe]

aiight man. here's the real deal.

three weeks ago i had a piss test for a very prestigious job offer and had been smoking only ONE week before the actual test. i smoked maybe 3-4 times a week for about 6-7 months, but was able to pass the test with flying colors.

first - try to stay away from any food with a lot of grease - ie: fast food, oil, fatty meats, potato chips, chocolate...anything with a lot of fat. from what i've learned, THC is stored in the fat. so the more fat you eat, the more THC is going to stick around.

     - try to eat lots of green leafy vegetables. and cans of tuna. i stayed on fruits, veggies, and tuna outta the can for a week straight. this way, your body will begin to metabolize the fat and you're not adding to it by eating fatty foods.

     - drink lots of clear liquids...cranberry juice has been known to be very effective. i drank a lot of hot tea, water, cranberry and apple juice.

     - try to excersise/sweat off a few pounds during the week. if you're on a track team, maybe spend a couple extra days working a bit harder than usual. sweat off some fat.

the day before the test - go to one of those head shops and pick up a bottle of that formula. i used 'formula 420' - it cost me 45 bucks but it was GUARANTEED to help me pass or double my money back. if you don't pass it's a bitch, but at least you didn't waste 45 bucks on a nasty tasting drink. follow the directions carefully.

on the day of your test, drink water like a racehorse. gatorade, cranberry, whatever. just flood your whole body. don't eat anything.

there could be a million ways to take this test and pass - these are just the steps i took and my test came out good. if i sound stupid, don't flame. just trying to help a fellow toker with what worked for me.

[late night]

thc stays in your fat cells so if u have excessive body fat it takes longer 2 leave ur system... a while back i smoked one week before taking a drug test and passed, no problem, i weight 160 and bust weights on a regular. exercise and drink a lot of water, and if u are still unsure they sell over the counter THC test at ur local pharmacy. go buy urself one and if u fail try harder!!!!

http://www.riteaid.com/stores/instore_specials/detail.php?item_nbr=0387159&price=24.99&t_nbr=T00274&desc=All%20at%20home%20Drug%20Test%20Kits

[J Bananas]

a 40$ bottle of detox saved me from going back to juvey jus follow the instructions on it

[Machiavelli]

Use this shit if they gunna watch u take the piss

http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-and-quickfix.html