Author Topic: If High School Was Hip Hop (Read 229 times)

Da WCC Hopar! · « **on:** February 25, 2006, 11:38:58 PM »

Lil Kim would be the school hoe.

J-Lo would be the school slut.

Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes, but still makes it on the basketball team.

P Diddy would be the annoying dork who changes his nickname every 2 weeks, and can't dance but swears he can, but is good at finding talent... most of the time...

Nas would be the dude normal popular kids cudnt figure out, but around his crew he was tha shit.

Jay-Z would be the ugly kid who could rap but hated Nas cuz he is better.

Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.

Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.

R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.

Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.

Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with black guys and had all of their respects.

Pharrell would be that black guy who hangs with the white and asian kids but still get respect from the black kids.

Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

Ludacris would be the class clown.

Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.

Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.

50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that.

The Game would be the guy with the funny looking nose who tries to be like 50 Cent.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent

Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up, and gets all their respect because of it.

Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.

Lil Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own.

Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.

Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.

Usher would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.

Juvenille would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.

Dem Franchize boyz is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every time.

Wayne would be the guy who freestyles out of nowhere and his rhymes are tight.

Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.

Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on evrybody.

Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.

Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number... and somehow succeed.

Mary J. would be the sweet but thugish black girl that loved to sing.

Remy Ma would be that one really concieted gurl who jus knows she's fine, when really all the guys jus wanna hit it.

Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes in class.

Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows.

Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls, but get picked on because the guys only respect the singer.

Black Eyed Peas would be that multi-racial group that's just there to hang.

Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes hit on.

Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.

FLAVA FLAV WOULD BE THE SCHOOL JANITOR WHO'S ALWAYS RIGHT ON TIME TO CLEAN THE CAFETERIA.

Missy would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular.

Trina would be the tough but fine girl who intimidates guys.

E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang.

Tupac would be the guy that everyone loves and respects.

T.I. would have the 24'z on his car and smoke dro outside of school.

Xzibit would drive a different pimped out car everyday.