Wanna Battle

[Dynamic]

Whoever wanna battle, lets see what ya got.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

I would battle you, but I ain't got the time to diss you with my rhymes.
Murder you like I commited a hate crime.
Homie trying to take mine,  but I can't be touched,
maybe that's why they love me so much.
I know what your gonna say "he's a clown" "he's a joker"
But you don't understand I hustle like I'm playing poker.
listen to what I'm saying toker, it's simple math
one plus one equal to what's simlier then that?
I might be in my size 12 nikes saying I'm the best
Going hyphy dumb clowning your preppy sweater vest
Just go home and watch BET
get some practice and watch freestyle friday and rap city
times almost up I gotta go home
Cause just like your cell phone bill I gotta rome
But when it's all said and done
I just wasted 16 bars on a battle I already one before it begun.
HA!




Seriously thouht. I might be called any minute and have to go, so for now it can only be one verse. I'd love to battle, but I like I said I might just have to go at anytime and didn't want you to think I was punking out. I'm on here al the time so if you drop some lines in the battle board, I most likly will respond the next day. Peace.

P.S. This is only the 2nd time I've ever tried to battle someone. The first guy was a real wannabe.

[Dynamic]

Dont get it twisted Dat Nigga Ted is Wack.
He a niggas BITCH who get Bruised from the Back
this lil wigga bitch gets hooked an Harpoon in the ass
keep shootin it fast wit a Uzi or Mac, till u woozy an collapse
goto ur corpse start Lootin an Laugh without Usin a mask
ima Take my last shot, make this cat flop on the Black Top
his mouf was ran off, its his Fam's loss,leave this Fag Chalked..
Ted is Simplistically rappin, now Picture me laughin
cause hes literally Physically challenged,
ima Switch cause this bitch jus Isnt a Challenge
Lyrically ripped you apart, Im Pissin you Off
The fuck u think tha u are, u aint got Original Thoughts,
u dont spit wit a cause, u Snitch wit' no Balls.
so Drop the Mic an jus Pick ur Guitar
ima Leave u exposed when im Rippin ur Bra
Quit wit the talk, cause Im Quick wit the Clob'
survival is hard, my bullets will Diminished ur Odds,
a flood of gunsmoke, my swift movements be Liftin the Fog
leave u dead like u was Lynched by the Mob
u layin face down as stiff as a rock, Fittin wit Chalk

U nev' been to jail, but u still get Fucked in the Ass   
u a fag that wants some Cum in the Crack
thats why u like the Love from the Back,
u unemployed livin offa Government Cash
tryin to be an emcee? but Trus' me ur Wack
This mufuka' cock Sucka's Frontin wit trash
How long ull last is not Somethin to Ask,
Ill be the brotha to add the Blood to ur Bath
Covuh my Mug wit a Mask, Cut u in Half
ur grave gunnna be gettin Dug wit ur Raps
Ima Cut ur life short while ur still Youthful in Age
Even when u gone ill be sickuh u,so I'll Puke on ur Grave


DYNAMIC

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Alright I didn't take you seriuosly that's true.
But your mom made a mistake when she gave you close that were blue.
Who the fuck you think you are
a loser at a bar, 3 beers no stars.
How you tryin to play calling me a nigger
I live 2 hours south of L.A. we do things a lot bigger.
bigger cars, bigger houses, and bigger cliques
we come hard, stomp you mouses and have bigger dicks.
I can here yours now "I wish I was Ted's cock
Thought I don't know? After 2 inches yours stops
Look at this fool, he need 16 extra bars to top me,
he dosen't know how to use his tool he ain't very "cocky"
So don't copy he just looks sad
Cause I'm rocky one through 5 nigga you've been had.
Go cry home your momma's waiting on you bitch,
Only job as a rapper you'll have is being 50's snitch.
Meanwhile I'm Will Smith playing hitch, I know I got something you need,
Switching places with me is the only way you'll ever get pussy
But boy you ugly, you couldn't touch me if you mugged be, you couldn't afford any bullets
Ask who shot Biggie, he tauught me to put the lead through it.
Just come home it's game over You feel bad, huh? like you gotta hang over
But let's change over and talk more about me,
you see, this ain't elementry I'll fuck you up cause you ain't a real MC.
You ain't a factor or a rapper you a flapper from the 20's
But you got no money got no honeys Shit now that's really funny.
How many bars do I have 26!? only eight more to stab you with.
But that already happened when you got that "ass lift"
That's what it's called right? When you stay up all night
and have "reggie the tip drill" beat you like you in a fight.
So when jt's all said and done it was fun,
So embarresed you got you ass chased outta town you better run.
My shit complex like an over your head Pun.
HA

[Dynamic]

Ur so Weak an harmless u get Ignored by my Targetin Sensors
U aint sick, U spittin up Trash like a Garbage Dispenser
U wouldnt Spit up Sickness i could feel; even if u Barfed on ur Mentor
U wont never amount to nothin cause all ur Flows belong in a Toilet
May as well Slit ur Fuckin Wrists after this Strong Disappointment
Braggin is Cheap, its Actions that speak so ur Talk is annoyin'

Streets is morbid to street Informants swhy my heat's Enormous
U weak an every conversation u Speak's recorded,
Video hook up, so automatically everythin u See's reported
Takin incriminatin' tapes to the law so u can Leak to sources.
Snitchin on the streets, got u livin offa Government's Free Resources,
But u scared to walk the hood anymore so u get Police Escorted
So ima Drop off, an leavin nothin but ur corpse, Casin's an Slugs
Rollin wit C-Bo type cats who feelin to turn ur Brains into Sludge
im blastin niggas flat on my Paper chase, get it, Take it an Run
Im as Brave as they come, used to slang Caine in the Slums
Im Deeply rooted in the streets like my father's seed Came from a Gun
U jus a fake who Bangs fo the Fuzz, claimin u Came from the Hub
the Games in my Clutch, U Playin a thug an U as Fake as they Come
Put Ted in his place, to lay in a tub, thats Containin his Guts
I'll be 'Gainin some love, while gettin Brains from his moms
His Bitch's kinda fat, but she still on my dick like Jizz in my Sack
Ima Finish u Fast, like u On a shoppin spree wit ur Limited Cash
Fuck where u Rentin ur Flash, Cause when u Pretendin, I Laugh
Forgiit a Benz an a Jag, an 11' an' Gat and a Pen an a pad,
Only place ud be worth millions is in Jail, wit ur Feminine ass
Dat Nigga Ted Killa my nigga, giit Ted like my nigga D1 Jacked G Black
Im Lynchin an Robbin niggas unstoppable Fact be Fact,
My Black Peice Blast 3 Fast, Niggas drops cause they cant Match me Back
Hittin Niggas wit the Chopper,I gots More firepower than An Apache Has
So Relentless ill even keep Servin Niggas thats detoxin in Crack Rehabs
Im so insane ill Start an EastCoast WestCoast War on a Black'street Track (BWS)
Cleanse an Shed blood in the Industry an in the streets Cus Rap need That.

Cats leak fast when im settin off in my Black ski Mask


DYNAMIC

[KILLASLEEPS]

DAT NIGGA TED IS THE FUCKIN WACKEST I EVER READ!!!!

[TraceOneInfinite Flat Earther 96']

Alright I didn't take you seriuosly that's true.
But your mom made a mistake when she gave you close that were blue.
Who the fuck you think you are
a loser at a bar, 3 beers no stars.
How you tryin to play calling me a nigger
I live 2 hours south of L.A. we do things a lot bigger.
bigger cars, bigger houses, and bigger cliques
we come hard, stomp you mouses and have bigger dicks.
I can here yours now "I wish I was Ted's cock
Thought I don't know? After 2 inches yours stops
Look at this fool, he need 16 extra bars to top me,
he dosen't know how to use his tool he ain't very "cocky"
So don't copy he just looks sad
Cause I'm rocky one through 5 nigga you've been had.
Go cry home your momma's waiting on you bitch,
Only job as a rapper you'll have is being 50's snitch.
Meanwhile I'm Will Smith playing hitch, I know I got something you need,
Switching places with me is the only way you'll ever get pussy
But boy you ugly, you couldn't touch me if you mugged be, you couldn't afford any bullets
Ask who shot Biggie, he tauught me to put the lead through it.
Just come home it's game over You feel bad, huh? like you gotta hang over
But let's change over and talk more about me,
you see, this ain't elementry I'll fuck you up cause you ain't a real MC.
You ain't a factor or a rapper you a flapper from the 20's
But you got no money got no honeys Shit now that's really funny.
How many bars do I have 26!? only eight more to stab you with.
But that already happened when you got that "ass lift"
That's what it's called right? When you stay up all night
and have "reggie the tip drill" beat you like you in a fight.
So when jt's all said and done it was fun,
So embarresed you got you ass chased outta town you better run.
My shit complex like an over your head Pun.
HA

interesting

[QuietTruth]

Dynamic serious.

He can flow

[INOKZ]

THIS ONES TO TED:

-AY TED! YOU NEED TO STOP IT CUZZ U KILLIN YASELF
-I READ YA RHYMES MY NIGGAH U AINT EVEN FEELIN YASELF
-YOU COULDNT RAP IF YOU WERE BORN A ELF OR SANTA HIMSELF
-UR LINES ARE WEAK N HONESTLY NIGGAH U REALLY NEED HELP!
-IF HIP-HOP WAS A LIVING CREATURE YOU'D BE BAD FOR ITS HEALTH
-IM TRYNA HELP YOU OUT CUZZ UR THA TYPE TO GET URSELF KILLT
-NOW LOOK WHAT I DONE DID I GAVE A WARNIN' SHOT NOW U DEAD
-UR STYLES CHILD I THINK YOUR MOMS DROPPED U TOO MUCH ON YA HEAD
-SO PUT THOSE RHYMES TO BED N LEAVE THE FLOWS TO NIGGAHZ WIT SKILL
-IF YOU RESPOND THAT ONLY PROVES THAT U IS LITERALLY "ILL"
-N KNOW IM NOT GIVIN' U PROPS IM TRYNA SEND U A MESSAGE
-THIS IS WHAT I CALL TUFF LOVE N DADDYS GIVIN' DIRECTION
-SO LISTEN UP MY SON WHEN YOU GET DONE READIN' THIS LIL FLOW
-REMEMBER CHANGE YA THONG I KNOW U PROLLY WETTIN' YASLEF
-ME N YA MOMMA GON' BE BIZZY THERE'S SOME FOOD HELP YASELF
-IM TAKEN OVER NOW IF U ACT UP U GETTIN THE BELT....HAHAAA.........

 

[Professor P]

dynamic had some sick lines...  both did