It's August 28, 2025, 02:09:32 PM
but Coco Crisp is gonna be awesome in CF for the Red Sox!
the Red Sox are gay though
Quote from: We$t Coa$t on March 24, 2006, 02:57:50 PMthe Red Sox are gay thoughFUCK THAT SHIT. RED SOX HAVE HEART. PAPI, MANNY AND WILY.CLEMENS SOON TOO.FUCK THE YANKEES.HATING BITHCES.
I WENT TO STAPLES CENTER WEN I WAS WALKING MY GOLD RAG FALL OF MY POCKET AND THE GROUND WAS WET TO AND DIRTY MY RAG GOT DIRTY A LIL BIT PULL IT IT BACK AND MAKE SURE IT WOULD NOT DROP AGAIN ROCKING MY RAG AGAIN HOMIE 8
After the game, the Red Sox claimed ex-Dodger Hee Seop Choi--whose availability has been an inevitability ever since the Dodgers signed Nomar Garciaparra to play first base, if not since the firing of Paul DePodesta--off waivers. Choi is a twenty-seven-year-old lefty-hitting first baseman with a severe platoon split who has yet to live up to his potential. Three years ago, the Twins released another twenty-seven-year-old lefty-hitting first baseman with a severe platoon split who had never lived up to his potential. That player signed with the Red Sox and proceeded to be one of the ten most productive players in the game over the following three years. His name is David Ortiz. Here's a comparison of the two players' careers prior to signing with Boston:David Ortiz: .266/.348/.461, .524 OWP, 1693 PAHee Seop Choi: .240/.349/.437, .531 OWP, 1086 PAIndeed, the age-27 player Choi is most similar to according to PECOTA is none other than Big Papi himself.