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QuietTruth

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Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« on: April 09, 2006, 09:53:44 AM »
You are not illiterate.
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2006, 09:55:49 AM »
lmfao
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2006, 11:26:57 AM »
They taste good though...
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2006, 11:50:37 AM »
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2006, 12:24:08 PM »
mine said: "Devotion is worth the effort at this time."
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2006, 02:02:39 PM »
Quote from: QuietTruth on April 09, 2006, 09:53:44 AM
You are not illiterate.

lol. my uncle owns one of them fortune cookie warehouses. one day i should ask him to make some with my own sayings. it'll ne more like " you are not illiterate... you're just dumb"
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2006, 02:05:12 PM »
Quote from: africas seed on April 09, 2006, 02:02:39 PM
Quote from: QuietTruth on April 09, 2006, 09:53:44 AM
You are not illiterate.

lol. my uncle owns one of them fortune cookie warehouses. one day i should ask him to make some with my own sayings. it'll ne more like " you are not illiterate... you're just dumb"

LMAO

I couldn't believe it when I opened it...but man if I ever opened one sayin 'you are not illiterate... you're just dumb'...................
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2006, 03:00:34 PM »
i remember i had one a couple months back that said "never think you're losing a lost love" i was absolutely mind-fucked when i read it,

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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2006, 05:12:46 PM »
I opened up another one and It said 'Wisdom comes from experience'....much better saying then the last
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2006, 08:29:24 PM »
Remember to add "...in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie you get.

Peace  8)
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2006, 12:01:12 PM »
Quote from: Ozir on April 09, 2006, 08:29:24 PM
Remember to add "...in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie you get.

Peace 8)

LMAO

You are not illiterate in bed
Wisdom comes from experience in bed

 :raisetheroof: Fuck Yeah
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2006, 12:17:33 PM »
Quote from: QuietTruth on April 10, 2006, 12:01:12 PM
Quote from: Ozir on April 09, 2006, 08:29:24 PM
Remember to add "...in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie you get.

Peace 8)

LMAO

You are not illiterate in bed
Wisdom comes from experience in bed

 :raisetheroof: Fuck Yeah

Adding "...in bed" make everything better  8)
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2006, 12:29:37 PM »
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2006, 02:25:55 PM »
I like taking shits...In bed.
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Re: Fortune Cookies are an Insult! I opened mines and it said..
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2006, 02:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Now_Im_Blowed on April 10, 2006, 02:25:55 PM
I like taking shits...In bed.

First time hearing somebody liked taking shits in bed...... ???

Actually first time hearing anybody liked to take shits period
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