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Gotti......Xl

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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2006, 09:02:38 PM »
Your Momma  so fat not even tupac couldent get around
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2006, 09:05:57 PM »
yo mama's so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2006, 09:27:46 PM »
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mom's so fat she on both sides of the family tree.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2006, 09:33:29 PM »
^^ LOL on the Tupac one :laugh:
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2006, 09:38:52 PM »
Yo mama so fat she got to take a shower under Niagara falls.
Yo mama's titties look like a grandfather clock pendulum.
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2006, 10:39:02 PM »
yo momma ass crack so fat it got mo' crack than whitney and bobby
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2006, 11:13:43 PM »
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2006, 11:32:48 PM »
YO MOMMA SO OLD JESUS AND THE TWELVE DISCIPLES WERE IN HER YEARBOOK

YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE LIT THE FIRST FIRE

YO MOMMA SO OLD SHE THINK THE INTERNET IS A FISHING DEVICE
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2006, 11:37:47 PM »
Your Momma Stinks So Bad, She Makes Right Guard Go Left And Speed Stick Slow Down
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2006, 01:42:16 AM »
Yo mama's so stupid she stuck a phone up her ass and though she was making a booty call
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2006, 12:14:01 PM »
Yo Mommas soo nasty that she gave me an ear infection from phone sex..
Yo Mommas soo nasty that when i asked her whats for dinner, she leapt on tha table, spread her legs and said crabs..
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #26 on: May 02, 2006, 12:17:59 PM »
Quote from: Educated Thug on May 02, 2006, 12:14:01 PM
Yo Mommas soo nasty that she gave me an ear infection from phone sex..
LMFAO.

Quote from: Educated Thug on May 02, 2006, 12:14:01 PM
Yo Mommas soo nasty that when i asked her whats for dinner, she leapt on tha table, spread her legs and said crabs..
Eew.
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #27 on: May 02, 2006, 12:20:34 PM »
Yo Mamas so fat i rolled over twice and im still on the bitch!!
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #28 on: May 02, 2006, 12:24:07 PM »
Your mommas so old she farts dust.
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Re: The "yo mama" thread
« Reply #29 on: May 02, 2006, 12:37:34 PM »
Quote from: Educated Thug on May 02, 2006, 12:14:01 PM
Yo Mommas soo nasty that when i asked her whats for dinner, she leapt on tha table, spread her legs and said crabs..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yuck!

Yo mamma so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
Yo mamma so dark when the cops had to shoot at her the bullets came back for flashlights
Yo mammas such a hoe that when you step on her feet her legs pop open
Yo mammas PMS had got so bad that the McDonalds she works at dont even serve Happy Meals
Yo mamma is so dumb she barks when I fuck her doggy style
Yo mammas pussy is so juciy she be pissin Sunny D
Yo mamma so ugly be tiein meat necklaces around her neck to get dogs to sleep with her
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