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Jesus has a sense of humor. While else would he create irony and blast people on site?
Some I thought were funny. Some I thought were stupid. None offended me in anyway. Jesus can take care of himself, and he'd probably be more upset with people getting angry about it rather than people making jokes.
It doesn't offend me, I just think it's kind of sad that people miss the point. When you see somebody so blind, you just gotta shake your head. I laugh constantly and love a good joke especially if it's off color, but finding a great person and then making the equivalent of fart jokes about them isn't hilarious, it's just immature in a sad way... not a 'stop being immature way', in a 'that poor kid must be lonely' way. I've heard funny Jesus jokes, none of those are funny, just easy plain boring 4th grader stuff. Here's some funny ones.1. "Jesus is coming--and boy, is he pissed!" (my favorite)2. "If Jesus really was a Jew, what's up with the Latino name?"3. "Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the earth. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. The secret operation is effected and two days later thecommissioned disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple: "Who is it?" "It's Paul" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Paul?" "Hashish from Morocco" "Very well son, come in." "Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" "Very well son, come in." "Who is it?" "It's Matthew" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Matthew ?" "Cocaine from Bolivia" "Very well son, come in." "Who is it?" "It's John" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring John ?" "Crack from New York" "Very well son, come in." "Who is it?" It's Luke" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Luke ?" "Speed from Amsterdam" "Very well son, come in." "Who is it?" "It's Judas" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Judas ?" "The FBI, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!"
I wasn't offended either, but i think these cartoons are stupid.
Forgive them, father, for they have sinned.....
2. "If Jesus really was a Jew, what's up with the Latino name?"
Quote from: Da Spirit Ov Truth Iz Active on May 01, 2006, 08:13:50 PMJesus has a sense of humor. While else would he create irony and blast people on site?Jesus doesn't have the power to create anything. He was himself created.
Jesus can take care of himself
Quote from: Shallow on May 01, 2006, 08:09:00 PMJesus can take care of himselfIf Jesus could take care of himself then why was he always praying to God for help and crying out, "Oh God, Why Have You Forsaken Me?"