I got thrown in Jail on my 18th......

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

Spent form like 3 in the morning onwards in the cells on friday (my 18th birthday)....I was in a place called Queenstown (New Zealand) and because its Skiing season the place is just jumping. Well 2 cut a long story shut Me my Dad, my brother and one of my mates were just takin shot after shot after shot and were all absolutly fucked by 3. So these 5 boys come over and just completely out of the blue start giving us some serious abuse (You scots are fuck all etc etc) and my dad is like the most patriotic scotsman in the world so he takes serious offense and head buts one of these pricks and honest 2 god u cannot imagine this, a full scale riot in this pub, fuckin chairs, pool balls, glasses getting thrown evrywhere.......So while all this is going on i manage 2 catch a glimpse of someone completely snuffing out my brother, like put him on his back, so i think "fuck this" and grab the nearest thing to me (a pool cue) and just go about chasing this guy out of the pub with it, like actually on 2 the street, this guy just done a fuckin runner......BUT


Un known 2 me this is all getting recorded on the CCTV cameras so the next thing i know im handcuffed against the pub wall by this copper and im getting read my rights. Shit gets a bit hazy here (whether it was the drink or the numerous blows 2 the head i dont know) but i end up in the cells getting told i have to appear on court on the monday and its most likely im getting deported......BUt after explaining it was my eighteenth and feeding him some shit about me not being used 2 a pub atmosphere and i got "let off" with a 500 NZ dollar (200 pounds) fine and a diversion from court.....but what me and my bro were laughin bout for AGES the next day was what i was officially charged for......

"Yes we have you on camera, re entering the fray several times with an offensive weapon".....I found tht pretty amusing. lol

[coola]

all you scots have to do is calm down when youre drunk... the scottish get real angry and loud when drunk, and pretty fucking annoying to be honest...

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

Oh yeah coz i just love hearing "OZZY OZZY OZZY! OI OI OI!" all fuckin night.

[africas seed]

congrats on the 18th bday playa.
props on making it a memorable one.

[CRAFTY]

Moral of the story...easy on the alchohol: it lets you stay sharp when necessary.
Congrats on the 18th birthday by the way, I'm sure you'll never forget it, lol.

[lbc213]

It was probably a set up, they were all actors. i had the same bday gift when I turned 18.

LOL j/k Congrats buddy 

[Sikotic™]

Yeah man, gotta chill with the alcohol when in public areas. LMAO @ chasing a dude with a pool cue. Only someone wasted would do that.

Oh, and congrats on turning 18.

[daWappla]

First, Happy Birthday.

Second, I got a feeling like I just watched your typical action move with a bar brawl ... Can´t believe this really happened.. and that your dead just gives one of those guys a head butt out of the blue.. lol classic! Your dad kicks ass!

Something like has never happened to me.. thank god! lol

[Diabolical]

'Mon the Scots!

Congrats man.

[QuietTruth]

LOL! What a birthday present. Happy Birthday anyways!

[JMan]

lol, thats a memorable story for your 18th, happy birthday aswell bro.. + ive been in a fair few pub / club fights like that, whole atmosphere goes from normal to crazy in a matter of seconds so you just spend your moments inside it on your toes watching after yourself and your friends.. fightin aint cool or big, but i do enjoy scuffles like this

[Bramsterdam (see ya)]

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[acgrundy]

lmao!  good shit

[Da WCC Hopar!]

congrats on the 18th bday playa.
props on making it a memorable one.

[Nutty]

Oh yeah coz i just love hearing "OZZY OZZY OZZY! OI OI OI!" all fuckin night.

Hang on there buddy, we Kiwis dun do that.....thas an Aussie cracked chant! lol.

Haha, Queenstown aye, never been there myself but I heard that place goes off the hook. I dunno how you Scots do things, but if yer anything like the Irish, farrrrg, lol, 1st 2 rounds are on me!!!

Hope yer having a blast here in New Zealand apart from that night!