Spurs To Gain Champions League Place

[Mac 10 †]

Spurs To Gain Champions League Place

Tottenham Hotspur have made an audacious attempt to gain a Champions League place after Juventus, Fiorentina & Lazio were all relegated.

After being charged with match fixing, four Italian clubs have been ousted from European football as part of their punishment & it is now being understood that Tottenham Hotspur have applied to change countries in a last ditch attempt to gain entry to the Champions League.

Martin Jol said,

'We finished widsh more pointsh than Italian schide, Chievo, scho we descherve a placsh in der Championsch League'

'Even though we had ours food poischioned by Asrchnal fansch lascht season, we schtill only juscht mischt out on a placsh.'

'We will now apply to become a Scherie-A schide and with the pointsh we won last season, we would have finished with enough pointsh to claim fifth placsh, and widsh thosch four teamsch misching out on European footschball, we will be in der Championsch League'

Tottenham fans have spoken out against the move, seemingly not wanting to move from North London, but instead seek to have the entire Italian league moved to England. However they insist that all teams must remain outside North London because no other teams are allowed to hail from that area.

Daniel Levy is writing his appeal letter as we speak.

 

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

LOL that was strange and random.....

[K.Dub]

unfair! some other Italian team should've gained it.

[Meho]

Tottenham sucks cock. They will never we be as good as Arsenal was/is

[K.Dub]

Tottenham sucks cock. They will never we be as good as Arsenal was/is

 

[Intriago33]

lol, I aint complaing my side got moved into the UEFA.

[Don Seer]

Tottenham sucks cock. They will never we be as good as Arsenal was/is

 

LOL.. when i was a kid Tottenham used to be the shit.. Lineker, Gascoigne...

[Meho]

Tottenham sucks cock. They will never we be as good as Arsenal was/is

 

LOL.. when i was a kid Tottenham used to be the shit.. Lineker, Gascoigne...

Yeah it used to be. You know something is wrong with the club when Jome is a fan of them 

[On The Edge of Insanity]

Come on you spurs!!

(fake article is kinda funny though I must admit, I keep thinking Martin Jols going to break into the Grolsch advert stttop when hes doing interviews though)

[Mac 10 †]

LOL, yeah a few ppl i think have either just looked at the heading or skimmed thru it

[Jome]

unfair! some other Italian team should've gained it.

Try reading the article before believing it. 

And LOL @ that young rookie Meho trying to instiagate shit. 

[K.Dub]

unfair! some other Italian team should've gained it.

Try reading the article before believing it. 

Lol, yeah, maybe but wtf do I wanna read about the spurs for anyway?
I only read the headline

[JMan]

Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur...

To all the haters, watch next season.. We will mount a harder challenge for the 3rd CL Spot.. All we can do is improve under the great Martin Jol, time to stand up and take notice..!! 

[Mac 10 †]

LOL, who hates spurs?  I don't know anyone that does.

Apart from Arsenal fans maybe but there ain't too many on here.....

[K.Dub]

LOL, who hates spurs?  I don't know anyone that does.

Apart from Arsenal fans maybe but there ain't too many on here.....

I hate the spurs!

GUNNERS