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Doggystylin

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Blowjob
« on: June 24, 2002, 07:57:18 PM »
A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?"

"What!?!? Are you crazy?"

"Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.

"No! Someone might see us..."

"It's just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it."

"No! I said no!"

"Baby... don't be like that. Come on baby pleeeeaassseee???"

"I'm not going to give you a blow job!!!!"

"Why Not...baby it will be quick I promise?"

Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and says, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow him, but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."
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Suga Foot

Re: Blowjob
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2002, 08:00:32 PM »
yo, I got a mastercard commercail that is that excact same story.
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Sikotic™

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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2002, 08:07:04 PM »
LOL

Man that is probably a true story
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Re: Blowjob
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2002, 09:10:41 PM »
LMAO... where do u get all this shit from? cuz u got alot of things on here like storys and jokes
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Re: Blowjob
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2002, 09:48:54 PM »
LOL...that would be funny as hell to see
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Re: Blowjob
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2002, 09:59:38 PM »
lmao lol doggy is most knwon for anything goes, I dont blame him hes a mod peace
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Re: Blowjob
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2002, 10:05:13 PM »
LOL........thats a good one!!
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S.G.V.

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Re: Blowjob
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2002, 10:27:58 PM »
shit if that was my daughter id come down with my baseball bat and beat the hell outta bastard like that....thats why i wish i never have a daughter...i dont feel like going to jail for 25 to life
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The Big Bad Ass

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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2002, 10:45:21 PM »
Hahahahaha.
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Re: Blowjob
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2002, 02:05:10 AM »
hahah funny as fuck
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lbc213

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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2002, 02:17:17 AM »
hahahahaha, damn
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Re: Blowjob
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2002, 07:27:37 AM »
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LOL...that would be funny as hell to see

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Re: Blowjob
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2002, 07:28:36 AM »
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LMAO... where do u get all this shit from? cuz u got alot of things on here like storys and jokes


Im assuming from UBB. lol...and yea i heard thiz one b4 too, funny shit
 
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Re: Blowjob
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2002, 07:35:16 AM »
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hahah funny as fuck

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Doggystylin

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Re: Blowjob
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2002, 08:03:45 AM »
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LMAO... where do u get all this shit from? cuz u got alot of things on here like storys and jokes


yeah i get em from the ubb, lol, i get a lot of shit from there
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