Author Topic: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes  (Read 395 times)

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Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« on: September 07, 2006, 12:56:33 PM »
"i know u catholic/ but can u have dick?" - k-dee

"guess what?/ chicken butt bitch!" - suga free

"And I only serve a bitch once so they treat my dick like the Last Supper" - lloyd banks
 

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2006, 12:59:37 PM »
"She'll sell a nice dream but bitch you'll
have better luck tryin' to find 2 Pac than
me buying you somethin' off the ice cream truck"
 

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2006, 01:10:16 PM »
First thing that popped into mind:

'Name a sexual disease,
she got it like Sam Goody
You be like, "Damn how could she hitme off with chlamydia?"
Fool I pity ya"
 

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2006, 12:53:39 AM »
no ones quoted any Too Short lines  :o
 

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2006, 02:05:55 AM »
no ones quoted any Too Short lines  :o

"yeah nigga, I picked the lock
 diggin this big ass dick in her guts"
 

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2006, 02:44:28 AM »
" I Couldn't see mefuckin' her,
so I fucked her next door neighbour, Jenifer"

Again The great Too $hort
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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2006, 08:47:11 AM »
"Who u know besides Kiss, take a piss in a botle of cris, then feed it 2 a modelling bitch" - Jada


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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2006, 08:51:31 AM »
Bitch swingin on my dick sayin WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! - suga free
 

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2006, 10:35:19 AM »
"i wouldnt give a chick 10 cents to put cheese on a whooper" -- Big L

"you think too short was bad, hoe you better think twice cos ima have you wearin out your knee pads" -- knumskull

"im not a stone cold gentlemen, but my dick is sensitive when it goes down your throat and hitts the ribs" -- yukmouth

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2006, 11:43:17 AM »
You Know How We Treat Hoes, Slam Em On There Backs Like Domino's- Tha Dogg Pound (Dogg Food)
 

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2006, 11:54:34 AM »
Simple but classic


Bitches ain't shit but hoe's and tricks.
 

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2006, 12:06:05 PM »
Hoe: "Just another skinny muthafucker with a fat ass dick"

-Too Short
 

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2006, 12:40:11 PM »
"Who u know besides Kiss, take a piss in a botle of cris, then feed it 2 a modelling bitch" - Jada
nice! besides some of short and kurupts lines this is my favorite line about a bitch.   great track also
 

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2006, 12:57:06 PM »
eat a bowl of shit bitch lol
 

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Re: Funny Lines About Bitches And Hoes
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2006, 12:56:49 AM »
"I treat a bitch like 7Up, I never have, I never will" - Snoop 8)