your favorites from simpsons epidsodes?

[Mr. O]

I liked when homer and his family took a trip to mountain for emergency training that was required at work.

Bart was inside playing with smokey the bear machine.

"who can prevent the forrest fire?" -smokey the bear.

bart pressed "you" button

and

smokey said,"you pressed u, referring to me...i'm sorry you're gonna die." lol

[WestCoasta]

Lisa won't go out with Ralph, so Chief Wiggum pulls over Homer


Chief:  "You got a busted tail light..."

Homer:  "Where, I don't see anything"

Chief:  "Right, there"  *crack*

Homer:  "Ya know, one day innocent civilians are gonna stand up to you crooked cops"

Chief:  "They are?  ... have they set a date?"

 

[Mr. O]

Lisa won't go out with Ralph, so Chief Wiggum pulls over Homer


Chief:  "You got a busted tail light..."

Homer:  "Where, I don't see anything"

Chief:  "Right, there"  *crack*

Homer:  "Ya know, one day innocent civilians are gonna stand up to you crooked cops"

Chief:  "They are?  ... have they set a date?"

 

THAT SHIT WAS SO HILIAOUS>>AHAHHAHA

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

i got a couple favourites

first was when homer was gonna be the monorail driver; and homer got the question correct that bart asked him.
bart then said he wants to follow in homer's footsteps. and then homer asks bart this:

do you want to change your name to homer junior? the kids can call you hoju!

and then bart says after a 3 second pause: uhhh; ill get back to you on that


another one was during the epsiode where prof. frink was showing bart and lisa their future; during one part, smithers comes in with a a date and all that stuff; then he takes an injection that makes him straight and he goes "I luv BOOBIES" with his hands in the air.

[Mr. O]

i got a couple favourites

first was when homer was gonna be the monorail driver; and homer got the question correct that bart asked him.
bart then said he wants to follow in homer's footsteps. and then homer asks bart this:

do you want to change your name to homer junior? the kids can call you hoju!

and then bart says after a 3 second pause: uhhh; ill get back to you on that


another one was during the epsiode where prof. frink was showing bart and lisa their future; during one part, smithers comes in with a a date and all that stuff; then he takes an injection that makes him straight and he goes "I luv BOOBIES" with his hands in the air.

[herpes]

when homer met his mother is one of my favorites.  When bart and lisa play hockey.  You had the ralph wiggums greatest line.  I won I won... No Ralph your failing english... me fail english that umpossible.

[CoreG37]

the angry dad episode by far and the one where homer smokes weed

[Teddy Roosevelt]

22 Short Films about Springfield was hilarious.

So was Lisa's Rival, because of the subplot involving Homer (his sugar scheme).

[WestCoasta]

the one with the "swear jar"

Todd hears Homer swearing and picks it up...



Maud:  "Todd, eat your vegetables"

Todd:  "Hell no"

Ned:  "What did you say young man?"

Todd:  "I said I don't want any damn vegetables"

Ned:  "That's it, no bible stories for you tonight mister"

*Todd runs off crying*

Maud:  "Oh Neddy, don't you think you were a little hard on him?"

Ned:  "Well, you knew I had a temper when ya married me"



LMFAO

[Jip]

I liked when homer and his family took a trip to mountain for emergency training that was required at work.

Bart was inside playing with smokey the bear machine.

"who can prevent the forrest fire?" -smokey the bear.

bart pressed "you" button

and

smokey said,"you pressed u, referring to me...i'm sorry you're gonna die." lol

that work training one, where they are doing partners

smithers: lenny and carl

lenny: oh nuts

carl looks at him

lenny: errr...................oh nuts

[Mr. O]

when homer met his mother is one of my favorites.  When bart and lisa play hockey.  You had the ralph wiggums greatest line.  I won I won... No Ralph your failing english... me fail english that umpossible.

hahahha

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

22 Short Films about Springfield was hilarious.

So was Lisa's Rival, because of the subplot involving Homer (his sugar scheme).

*homer in a foreign accent*
in america, first you get the sugar; then you get the power; then you get the women

lol

[Mr. O]

U guys remember when they went to japan?  THey saw this anime cartoon ..super choclate fighters?  All of the sudden they got seizures except homer..and he decided to
drop on the floor and pretend he got seizures too? hAHHA

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

^^LMAO...That sounds funny.

[Mac 10 †]

Willie: I've reviewed the new tractors.  They're all shite!!