I am

[Cheese]

drunk as fuck! Matter of fact, what the fuck am i doing behing this goddamn computer???!!!

[Sikotic™]

It's fun typing when drunk. It's like the hardest fuckin' thing to do. I drive better drunk than I type drunk........but I don't recommend that shit.

[REGIME MOB 510]

driving drunk is hella fun, unless you gotta hit the gas on them boys in blue.  then it gets hectic. 

"Cam, lifters, MSD shifters
Three fifty one make the old school swifter
Rap in the trunk, slap in the trunk
Fat four-four in my lap for the funk
Talkin' to a beezy on the phone but can't hear her
Turned down the bump, so I can hear clearer
I hear sirens get nearer
Red and blue lights in my rear view mirror
Pull over, nope nope
With a car full of smoke and trunk full of dope
I hit the gasser, go faster
All you hear is dual exhaust, flowmaster
On a chase, I take 'em, then I shake 'em
A real Cutthoat nigga ain't no fakin'
I shoot, ain't scared to scoot
And shake them one time on a hot pursuit"

[Crack Tastic]

me too.

[rik]

I just got back from a wedding and I'm fuckin bent.

[ecrazy]

Im getting off my buzz right now, i was feeling it, i would have gotten fucked up but i had to come back to my moms for some buisness with my lady

[J Bananas]

driving drunk is hella fun, unless you gotta hit the gas on them boys in blue.  then it gets hectic. 

"Cam, lifters, MSD shifters
Three fifty one make the old school swifter
Rap in the trunk, slap in the trunk
Fat four-four in my lap for the funk
Talkin' to a beezy on the phone but can't hear her
Turned down the bump, so I can hear clearer
I hear sirens get nearer
Red and blue lights in my rear view mirror
Pull over, nope nope
With a car full of smoke and trunk full of dope
I hit the gasser, go faster
All you hear is dual exhaust, flowmaster
On a chase, I take 'em, then I shake 'em
A real Cutthoat nigga ain't no fakin'
I shoot, ain't scared to scoot
And shake them one time on a hot pursuit"

QUICK FAST IN A HURRY!

[NiCc_FrUm_ThA_nO]

driving drunk is hella fun, unless you gotta hit the gas on them boys in blue.  then it gets hectic. 

"Cam, lifters, MSD shifters
Three fifty one make the old school swifter
Rap in the trunk, slap in the trunk
Fat four-four in my lap for the funk
Talkin' to a beezy on the phone but can't hear her
Turned down the bump, so I can hear clearer
I hear sirens get nearer
Red and blue lights in my rear view mirror
Pull over, nope nope
With a car full of smoke and trunk full of dope
I hit the gasser, go faster
All you hear is dual exhaust, flowmaster
On a chase, I take 'em, then I shake 'em
A real Cutthoat nigga ain't no fakin'
I shoot, ain't scared to scoot
And shake them one time on a hot pursuit"

QUICK FAST IN A HURRY!

Squat, bounce, drop, [something]
cocaine white tucker white walls
hit the freeway hard at night y'all
put the key's right there I'm ready to drive
like the eagle at 12 I'm ready to fly
pager goin off
the cell phone's ringing
Al Green's playing and I keep singing
Jeans creased up with the [soemthing] up
Now I'm bout to go pick this little freak up
Blow L's, make mail, ponytails,
had to compliment her on her french done nails
VAROOM! Mothafucka Boom Boom

And that's all I remember lol.

[SoCal Iz Active]

driving drunk is hella fun, unless you gotta hit the gas on them boys in blue.  then it gets hectic. 

"Cam, lifters, MSD shifters
Three fifty one make the old school swifter
Rap in the trunk, slap in the trunk
Fat four-four in my lap for the funk
Talkin' to a beezy on the phone but can't hear her
Turned down the bump, so I can hear clearer
I hear sirens get nearer
Red and blue lights in my rear view mirror
Pull over, nope nope
With a car full of smoke and trunk full of dope
I hit the gasser, go faster
All you hear is dual exhaust, flowmaster
On a chase, I take 'em, then I shake 'em
A real Cutthoat nigga ain't no fakin'
I shoot, ain't scared to scoot
And shake them one time on a hot pursuit"

haha i got that track. dre-n-dre off of pill clinton? i can't find the fucking album in stores tho