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Doggystylin

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i would kill this bitch, damn
« on: June 22, 2002, 08:55:28 AM »
"I had a girlfriend for all of 9 months. She dropped by one afternoon when I was sick with a pan of brownies and a video tape with the simpsons on it (my favorite show). so I start eating the brownies and turn on the tape. midway through it, it cuts to her sucking off some dude. he nuts in her mouth, she looks at the camera, and says "you're dumped. enjoy the brownies" - and spits the mouthful of cum into a bowl of brownie mix."  source:UBB

damn thats fucked up....kinda funny but then imagine it happenin to you
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Don Seer

Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2002, 08:57:50 AM »
ROFL  :o
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S.G.V.

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Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2002, 09:33:45 AM »
damn thats some fucked up shit....lol
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Nima - Dubcnn.com

Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2002, 09:50:06 AM »
:-X oh fuck thats horrible
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Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2002, 09:51:46 AM »
damn that fucked up alright... i would have killed the bitch >:(
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The Big Bad Ass

Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2002, 09:52:36 AM »
Yeah, I heard that story a couple years ago. Supposedly, she had found out that her boyfriend had been cheating on her the whole time. So that was her revenge
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Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2002, 11:51:50 AM »
Ive heard the full version of the story before, as a JOKE, it involed the man cheating on her wife first, and when her wife found out, she did that shit to him....i doubt its real

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Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2002, 12:47:53 PM »
haha if a girl did that to me I would 1) kill her 2) find he guy and beat the livin shit out of him.
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Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2002, 02:54:49 PM »
DAMN I hve to admiott thats an original way!! but...I would prolly kil her...lol I mean damn..
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bez

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Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2002, 04:59:51 PM »
I will have to try that brownies cum thing but I mite try it on toast instead, I will just prentend it is philadlephia. LOL
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LAZY

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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2002, 05:02:09 PM »
LMMFAO.... thatz fucced up if that happeined 2 me id kill her.. thatz funny shit though dont think itz true though
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Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2002, 05:27:04 PM »
ROFL That's funny but sick as fuck.
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bez

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Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2002, 06:17:54 PM »
u wouldent kill her, hey at least u can sy u have truied everything in life if you do eat them
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Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2002, 07:01:20 PM »
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ROFL That's funny but sick as fuck.

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Re: i would kill this bitch, damn
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2002, 07:28:22 PM »
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1) kill her 2) find he guy and beat the livin shit out of him.

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