It's May 28, 2024, 07:28:47 AM
Yer,,, well when I was drinking tea and watching futbol (Brazile`s colour was blue not the usual Yeller) my bloody mate belidered my bullox and I just can`t feel my arse,,,that scumbag scouser ...errr,,, that yank tickled me pink WOWSERS! oh shite, Moby is on ,,, I will be back later. Good day Mate.
Good day Mate
Now Lets Get Down To Some True English.. Charles : Good Day To You Kind Sir. How Is Your Wife?Alfred : She Is Well, Thank You My Good Man. Did You See The Fracas At The Chelsea Game On Saturday, How Frightful!Charles : Yeees. A Splendid Result Though What!Alfred : Indeed. What Time Is Upon Your Watch, Noon?Charles : Well, A Quarter Too.Alfred : Delightful, I Must Rush Elizabeth Is Making Tea And Crumpets For Dinner. Would You Care To Join Us?Charles : Ohh Thank You My Good Man Id Be Most Pleased To!Ahh A True Brit Can Take The Piss Out Of Themselves And Take A Joke!!
your mock english isn't as good as nima's.. we've been training him
Alrite Mate I Spilled My Tea All Over My Wig.. It Is Too Long I Have To Get It Chopped Now.. This Ruddy Tea Had Me All Burned. I Couldnt Be Arsed To Get Up Coz Big Bro Was On. I Asked Rud What To Do But That Tit Is Just A Pissflap, Just Like That Bumbag Called Overseer. I Always Take A Slash When I See Overseer Since I Found Out He's A Lezza. Rud Isnt Tho, He's A Queer, He Always Calls Me A Knob But If He Continues I Might Turn Into A Srounge And Not Let Him Download From Me Anymore. But Thats Bollox He Is My Mate And We Cheer Together All Day. Not That Wanker Nino Tho He Is A Crumpet And I Dont Cheer With Him. I Have To Go Now, To The Pub To Drink Some Pints. Im Lookin Class With My New SHoes And I'll Be Gettin Some Fit Girls. Anyway Enough Goin' Round The Houses, Im Out.Cheers Mates.