So my friend just replied to my diss.....

[Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement]

Here is what he wrote:

You want to diss me?, I guess ok
But how dare you speak on 2K
Me even mentioning you is the high of you life
Well what's left, now that you spoke on my wife
She took you in, show you a good time (Now you with that dirty ho EA)
Then you had to do a weak nursery rhyme (it did put me to sleep)
Tatum will murder you ass! he ain't afraid of jail (real motherfuckin' talk)
Mr. Armageddon is rich, bitch, he'll make bail
Comin' at me and 2K, are you out of your damn mind, fell off the track
Just remember you wanted this, here it goes I don't hold back
Not only did pay but I rock my birdman's and Reeboks
Got you Hurricanes for free suckin' blackwallstreet cocks (Damn)
You're a bitch ass faggot and we all know this
Your trap'd in the closet with Chuck and Rufus
You want to bump heads with me "VJ"(yeah right), its fine
I know you got a nine hope you know I got mine (I ain't swingin' no club like you)
You want to be VJ (your never be him), want to go pro (yeah ok)
But how, when I'm going to kill you I don't know
"Get clapped" by you?, nigga please you a pussy without claws
Fuck gettin' clapped say 2K your get a round of applause
Yeah I shot on you, shit on you, swing on you, Nigga I'll sing on you
(Singin', On Pimpin' Beat
You don't want, none your a bitch, you ain't shit, and will get hit, nigga we frontin'
I'm real about, all of it, you the game about it, your a faggot, nigga were frontin')
Your never be as good as VJ( I'll say until you admit it)
And EA will never be 2K
You ain't Dre, you ain't $hort(Bitch), maybe the game
Me killin' you is gonna give fame
"Stop the presses, I got a headline that's bigga"
"Ruffin goes to jail for killin' some dumb nigga"(ha ha)
"ill go Jamaican on yo ass like "Murder She wrote"" fuck you and that dike (thats his line)
I got a PH D Diagnosis Murder, Dick Van Dyke
Your punchlines really hurt me, bang pow (haha sure did haha)
Your shit was sick, up there with Lil' Bow Wow (no joke)
How does it go Fiddy "I was born for this shit"
How does it go J "One, Goodnight" nope that's not it (too bad for you)
Beat you like a stepchild go cut me a switch
Yeah your ketchup, but I'm the Juggernaut bitch!
I'm a diamond your coal, want to be me
I'm Martin your Coal, never be me (You So Crazy)
Hell your Pam, in a mini skirt with some clogs
Think before you try to stomp with the big dogs (you want to stomp wit the big dogs)
Let me end this bitch so I can go get me a some Floodpucker (Floodpucker with cheese)
I make sure someone puts flowers on your grave, cocksucker
Stay away from rap and 2K, there just not your game
You and your man wish you were J with flip-flops
Did you late hubby write that flow, all them name drops
You bitch or butch, Did you take his took his last name
You got married, you fell in love with a stripper like T Pain (you'll see him soon)
I kill'd you man and that's why you mad, all huffin' and puffin' (haha made you a widow)
You wish you could work this hard, but there is only one David Ruffin
To murder ya its nothing, I got Killer Instincts for ya
And that's over 21 hit combo, Ultra Ultra Ultra (Oh!)



Pretty week, huh?  Well that nigga didnt know i was comin with heat...

Here is my reply:

What the fuck? That was your diss?
You betta check the scope and reload Dick Chaney, cause you fucken missed.
Bitch, I can hit smaller targets when taking a piss,
That rap was so bad, you've been demoted to second string, Go sit on the bench.
Shit was so weak, you needed parenthesis after every line to make any kind of sense,
Unlike you, I'm always on point, hot like a heaters pilot switch.
As Too $hort would say, "Get in Where you Fit,"
Generic as nigga, imma kill you nice and slow as I reminisce.

Persist to talk shit but no one cares,
Nigga made at me because you cant grow no facial hair.
Prepare to get 2x killed, I swear, it ain't even fair,
Your rap career to far damaged for any type of repair.
Stare, look around because you know I fucked yo wife,
Sparring a bitch is like Ms. Pyke never fuckin a Dyke,
A dog with no bite, like a Mike Tyson press conference without a fight,
Or like Dr. Dre never beefin with Suge Knight.
Recite these lines so tight, yo bitch Sara Sidner gave the pussy up the first night.
Bet you don't know, but the bitch suck dick like she was drinkin a glass of Sunny Delight.

How Dedrick Tatum gonna make bail when his checks go to his house in the mail?
Spending all his money on cigarettes, back behind every rail.
Never droppin' the soap, hoping to avoid getting fucked in jail.
Fail to obey so he got slapped against the wall like a moth,
Bent over, got fucked, like Tom Dubios from The Boondocks.
You Dubios, and Im Riley cause we got them substitutes glocs,
my ryms hit so hard, you flop,
acting like you got popped even though i never let off a shot.

You right Ill never be Vijay and thats a fact,
bring back short game, cause thats what he lacks.
Add to an already smooth swing, never satisfied, always re-vamp,
Shut everyone down like Tiger Woods, without the Nike hat.
Ill be so famous, ill have my favorite rapper besides me when rollin in the Lac.
No need for the tape, because Too $hort rappin every song from "Born to Mack"
You my caddie nigga, I can never take that shit back,
So if you want a cut, I advice you to stop speakin on golf, and just leave it at that.

Yea, You Martin and I'm Coal,
Even though I reinvent, while you fold and decompose.
I'm platinum, you a hoe
Because your value is less than fake gold,
Propose a peace treaty, but I still declare war!
Close the door as I ride over yo ass with a clean set of vogues,
Do like a Chris Rock and put Rubbatussin on the sore,
I have an endless supply nigga, betta go to Walgreens and buy some more.



oh yea, here are some of the punchlines you may not understand:

1) "Nigga made at me because you cant grow no facial hair." - He a black dude that always wanted a beard, but he cant grow any facial hair.  LOL.

2) "Sparring a bitch is like Ms. Pyke never fuckin a Dyke." - Ms. Pyke is a lesbian teacher we had in high school

3) "Recite these lines so tight, yo bitch Sara Sidner gave the pussy up the first night." - Sara Sidner is a Bay Area news reporter who he is in love with.

oh yea, i got a golf scholarship...thats why there is some golf talk if you dont quite understand.   

so what you guys think?  did i come back alright? i had to to this the next day he posted his, so it may not be all that good.
Thanks for the feedback....

[QuietTruth]

Any of this on record?

[WC Iz Active]

Nice!! Propz on posting that, that was tight

[Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement]

Any of this on record?

i dont understand homie, what do you mean?

[Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement]

Nice!! Propz on posting that, that was tight

thanks man! 

do you think mines was better or his though?   

[A-Block]

Any of this on record?

i dont understand homie, what do you mean?

r u avin a bubble? man means hav u recorded any of it?

[QuietTruth]

Any of this on record?

i dont understand homie, what do you mean?

You spit this over any audio?

[Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement]

Any of this on record?

i dont understand homie, what do you mean?

You spit this over any audio?

na, no record.  never though of that.
how was it though?    
You still havnt told me what you thought. LOL.   

[QuietTruth]

Any of this on record?

i dont understand homie, what do you mean?

You spit this over any audio?

na, no record.  never though of that.
how was it though?    
You still havnt told me what you thought. LOL.   

Lol, sorry. Long but yours was better than his in my honest opinion.

[Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement]

Any of this on record?

i dont understand homie, what do you mean?

You spit this over any audio?

na, no record.  never though of that.
how was it though?    
You still havnt told me what you thought. LOL.   

Lol, sorry. Long but yours was better than his in my honest opinion.

  

thanks man...you think its alright if i drop one in the "Random Rymes?"  I dont want to fuck anything up.  I may not be good enough to hang with you guys.

[QuietTruth]

Any of this on record?

i dont understand homie, what do you mean?

You spit this over any audio?

na, no record.  never though of that.
how was it though?    
You still havnt told me what you thought. LOL.   

Lol, sorry. Long but yours was better than his in my honest opinion.

  

thanks man...you think its alright if i drop one in the "Random Rymes?"  I dont want to fuck anything up.  I may not be good enough to hang with you guys.

Drop it nigga! Your post will only make this Keystyle board better.

[WC Iz Active]

Honestly yours were better Sanford

[Sanford - V. President of the Dangerous Crew Movement]

Honestly yours were better Sanford

props man.      


 

[Miss NWA Whoorider]

props1+

[walsh23]

yes entertaining