Punchlines with Athletes/Sports references

[Tha G In Deee]

"Nate ridin with me, Snoop ridin with me
All you other niggaz used to be good like Ken Griffey" -The Game

"Game on the rebound like Ben Wallace in the D-Town
I mean Chi-Town, fuck it it can go down" -The Game

[ωεεźγ ғ]

"You wanna get acquainted with me, you wana know me?
From 3 point range with a glock i shoot better than Kobe"

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

"A lot of niggaz shit sound dated
I'm like Shaq, franchise player just got traded
to the number one team in the league"

Get You Some by Busta Rhymes

[Patrick Bateman]

"Y'all think i'm spelling Iverson, when the beef all done
'cause you'll be on IV in the ER, SON" - 40 Cal.

oh and GZA's - Queen's Gambit, the whole damn song. off of Grandmasters.

[GangstaBoogy]

"I play these bitches like Dr. J played basket ball"

-Too $hort

Wow that nigga actually took the time to write that crap down on paper?

"I'll make UCLA like the great Ken Norton"  - Defari

Ahh I get it, make you see L.A. that's nice.

[Mr.(Ko)Kane]

That's the first I remembered.

"You ain't ready for daddy, boy I do this for fun
It's like you versus Kobe ballin' one on one
You ain't got no chance, you ain't got no fans
I kick the shit out you punk, look momma no hands"

Snoop Dogg - The Bidness

[CanadActive]

"Back 2 back, Meech and Snoop it's like Kobe and Shaq
 how you like that?" 

Snoop

[WestCoasta]

"I'm goin back-to-back-back, Kobe and Shaq"  - Defari


"clear the lane, comin through like Kobe, you can't hold me, you can't stop me"  - Xzibit


"nah we ain't like Kobe & Shaq
 it's Magic and Kareem nigga ShowTime is back"  - Snoop

[kaptainslapaho]

GOT MY 45 ON ME LIKE JORDAN WHEN HE CAME BACK
  --QUOTA OF TWIN BEREDAZ

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

"So put the hundreds in the bag,or amma put the eagle to your helmet and the 5th to your chest like donovon mcnabb" - Game

"And il let em all go like the Lakers did elton, eddie and mick" - Game

[Jome]

Old school reference:

[GZA]
Run on the track like Jesse Owens
Broke the record flowin, without any knowin
That my wordplay run the 400 meter relay
It's on once I grab the baton from the DJ

[Black_Smoke]

"I shoot better whenever the heat comes like the homie kobe"-Crooked I

[Raphael]

"Hittin never miss rep yo click and throw 'em high
Because Chamillionaire's the anwser to the game like Allen I" - Chamillionaire

[GangstaBoogy]

* had to up this one for these 2 Lil Weezy lines...


" I ball and you just Erick Dampier dog
I'm dirty I get my Bill Laimbeer on"
 - Lil Wayne, "Swizzy Remix"

"When it comes down to this recordin
I must be Lebron James if he's Jordan
No I won rings for my performance
I'm more Kobe Bryant of an artist
Same team, same coach, been startin
...same triangle offense
I come through the lane like a dodge and
Referee niggas is lame they call charges"
 - Lil Wayne, "Dough is What I Got"

[Canuck]

You ain't never been out the hood? dont go to far
12 guage shotty, with a pump like Joe Dumars
-The Game, "Ride With Me.