It's May 11, 2024, 08:49:25 AM
I don't know if anybody cares but anything goes is a lil slow so im gonna kick it with what i did last friday.Ok me and about 10 of my friends have a ritual on friday nights...First we go to hooters..than we go other places.So we went to the usually spot Hooters. We are chillen and all the sudden..An 95 yr. old man comes up to my table from outta the bathroom.I was expecting him to be like *hey oung men how are you doing* But the first thing that came outta his mouth was."i used to eat so many bitches when i was your age,i was known as the landscaper cuz i trim threw so many bushes" i never laughed so hard in my life..This guy looked like a cross between Fire Marshall Bill and that old dude from grump old men...He sat there for a half hour and talked about stories about taking elderly women to hotels and banging them..I could not breathe from laughin so hard.Then the night only went better..We went over to Providence and to Brown University to walk around..I never thought Ivy League Schools had so many parties! This group of girls..I swear to you they could of been models..Asked us to go to a party with them..We went and chilled..I made out with this one blonde OMFG she was perfect in every aspect.then i went home real late..I am doing it again this friday so i'll give you more details and maybe some pictures..