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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2006, 10:36:36 AM »
that verse sucks dude
 

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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2006, 11:10:09 AM »
The Hurricane Gee verse on Xzibits first album is extremely bad as well
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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2006, 11:38:45 AM »
This nigga is black as fuck.
 

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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2006, 12:39:26 PM »
I can name 10 Kurupt verses that are worse
 

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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2006, 04:00:05 PM »
I can name 10 Kurupt verses that are worse


no u cant
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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2006, 04:03:13 PM »
crunchy blac who is also the worst rapper ever

this is from project pats album layin da smackdown on the posse song

This bitch that bitch, nigga here's the deal
Crunchy ain't runnin round here fakin deals
Crunchy runnin round here tryna get a mil
While you fakin a deal, it don't cost nothin to be real
All you gotta do is keep that shit real
Don't be runnin round here hollarin you got deals
Don't be runnin round here hollarin that you will kill
It don't cost nothing to be real
But it cost when you kill


horrible

i test u to find a worse one

Shit, i gotta hear this. Which song is this?
And i definitely agree, the only reason anyone should ever listen to 3*6s music is for the beats

its from project pats album layin da smackdown in a song called posse song

beats are great but dj paul and lord infamous hav got lyrics
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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2006, 04:18:40 PM »
 

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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2006, 01:45:03 AM »
Crunchy Blacks fucking funny as hell. I agree horrible rapper but hes a great hype man. He busts out these funny ass dances at random.


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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2006, 03:51:56 AM »
jayz track bp2... fuckin horrble

FUCK



Had a dream I said, bout who he said?
Bout B.I.G. I said, that's big he said
Dig what he said, proceed he said
Indeed I said, so - breathe I did
Don't repeat what I say I said, he said nothin
He agreed with his head, he just nodded like this
What I believe to be a yes I re-peated what was said
It came to me like a .. well last evenin I said
"You feel playboy," was the greeting he said
First thing I wanted to know, what's the reason he was dead?
"More money, more problems, better believe it," he said
"Careful what you wish for you might receive it," he said
I see I said, jealousy I said
Got the whole industry mad at me I said
Then B.I. said, "Hov' remind yourself
nobody built like you, you designed yourself"
I agree I said, my one of a kind self
Get stoned every day like Jesus did
What he said, I said, has been said before
"Just keep doin your thing," he said, say no more
« Last Edit: December 11, 2006, 03:56:39 AM by $crillVille »
 

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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2006, 07:57:51 AM »
This bitch that bitch, nigga here's the deal
Crunchy ain't runnin round here fakin deals
Crunchy runnin round here tryna get a mil
While you fakin a deal, it don't cost nothin to be real
All you gotta do is keep that shit real
Don't be runnin round here hollarin you got deals
Don't be runnin round here hollarin that you will kill
It don't cost nothing to be real
But it cost when you kill


i agree this is quite difficult to compete with in terms of wackness. But the Three-6 entourage is quite versed in ruining great beats. E.g., what Josey Scott does to "Mosh Pit" ain't that much better:

Here I come, an only son
I'm goin' straight out the ghetto to number one
I'm gettin' higher, I'm on fire!
So all you haters better get ready to retire
I'm on the scene, I keep it mean
I went from having no chedder to bling bling
I got some ice, I'm never nice
And I'm a killer so don't make me say it twice
Straight out of Memphis, can I get a witness?
And I be lookin for the chickens with the thickness
I'm here forever, any kind of weather
You say you don't take advice you fuckin' better
My anger swellin', my hate it dwellin'
I might be naughty or nice there ain't no tellin'
My mind trash, I'm about to blast
Not even a hero can save your fuckin' ass!


It sounds even worse when you listen to it. The flow's like a pretty bad imitation of something that would have been labelled wack back in the Sugarhill Gang days
 

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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2006, 10:29:58 AM »
someone post a master p verse...his shit was fuckin horrible too...
 

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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2006, 12:52:52 PM »
someone post a master p verse...
does that even count?

Bizarre is a good source of deep, thoughtful, versatile and poetically profound writing too:

Sell that pussy
Sell that pussy bitch
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch
Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks
Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash
So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims
(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)
Shut up bitch, you talk too much
Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin
Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin
Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of
Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)
Go suck dick in the back of the party
So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody
 

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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2006, 12:57:03 PM »
^ LMFAO! That was a good one.
 

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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2006, 01:13:58 PM »

Bizarre is a good source of deep, thoughtful, versatile and poetically profound writing too:

Sell that pussy
Sell that pussy bitch
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch
Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks
Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash
So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims
(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)
Shut up bitch, you talk too much
Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin
Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin
Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of
Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)
Go suck dick in the back of the party
So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody


wtf are u talking about. That's a hot worse! :D

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Re: The Worst Verse Ever
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2006, 02:59:08 PM »
someone post a master p verse...
does that even count?

Bizarre is a good source of deep, thoughtful, versatile and poetically profound writing too:

Sell that pussy
Sell that pussy bitch
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch
Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks
Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash
So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims
(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)
Shut up bitch, you talk too much
Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin
Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin
Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of
Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)
Go suck dick in the back of the party
So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody



thts quite gangsta lol


jayz track bp2... fuckin horrble

FUCK



Had a dream I said, bout who he said?
Bout B.I.G. I said, that's big he said
Dig what he said, proceed he said
Indeed I said, so - breathe I did
Don't repeat what I say I said, he said nothin
He agreed with his head, he just nodded like this
What I believe to be a yes I re-peated what was said
It came to me like a .. well last evenin I said
"You feel playboy," was the greeting he said
First thing I wanted to know, what's the reason he was dead?
"More money, more problems, better believe it," he said
"Careful what you wish for you might receive it," he said
I see I said, jealousy I said
Got the whole industry mad at me I said
Then B.I. said, "Hov' remind yourself
nobody built like you, you designed yourself"
I agree I said, my one of a kind self
Get stoned every day like Jesus did
What he said, I said, has been said before
"Just keep doin your thing," he said, say no more


omg, and people say jay z's lyrical
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