My f*ckin neighbors...

[reguLAtor]

So,I been living in this apartment for about 9 months and other than a loud, bratty ass kid that lives upstairs everything is fine. The place is usually quiet and no one bothers me.  But about 4 months ago some people moved in.... In about 4 months I've probably seen these people like 3 times and they're both 2 fat ass slobs that look like bull dykes.  No big deal, as long as they don't bother me, that's cool. 

However... about a month ago I found 2 roaches kicking it in my kitchen.  I'm usually a pretty clean guy and I wondered where the hell they came from.  I killed the little bastards and didn't think twice.  A week later I find 3 more, then a few days later 4 more.  I'm starting to lose sleep now because I find AT LEAST one of the goddamn pests each night and keep thinking they're going to migrate to the bedroom and fuck with me in my sleep.   I cleaned the kitchen top to bottom and got some powder stuff to kill them but the fuckers still show up.  The building is kind of old and there are cracks in the cabinets and shit so I'm thinking thy are coming over from the apartment next door.  My neighbor's car is a goddamn pig sty ( food wrappers and junk all inside) So I figure their house probably is the same... the roaches are probably overpopulating their place and are spreading out and making a home in MY place.  I left a message with my landlord yesterday ( X-mas day of all days, but I had to, I'm pissed). 

For some reason they run their Air conditioner at night ALL night long even though it's like 30 something degrees outside.  I find that kind of strange...maybe they're trying to freeze the fucking things to death or drive them away with the cold?  Anyone else have this kinda problem?  What the fuck should I do??  Will the Landlord take care of it?

[da pink panther]

damn dawg dats sum nasty fucked up shit but u did da rite thing lettin da manager know wussup
u should go knock on dey door n ask dem 4 sumthin like 2 borrow n c if theyr place is hella dirty  if it is then ull know where da roaches be comin from

[QuietTruth]

They got they AC going???

 

[ecrazy]

u scared of your manager? hit em up, my manager wouldnt tolerate none of that, they'd be evicted in a quick second

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

tell the fatass slobs about some magical donut in China or something and how no one has found it
they'll probably go and ur problem will be solved



or you can call an exterminator if ur landlord doesn't do anything

[REGIME MOB 510]

complain to ur manager, if he tries to fuck you over, rob him. 

[SoCal Iz Active]

Legally, the Property Manager/Landlord has to make sure you're living in a properly maintained space. So either talk to the tenant upstairs about having a exterminator come by and if he doesn't want to do it then contact the property manager/landlord. If no one does anything, you could void the lease and bounce.

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[J$crILLa]

thats nasty as fuck.....

MY NEIGHBORS r fuckin reatrded tho

ive lived here for 2 years, its a old house- made into 2 apts...

we live upstairs. these 3 mexicans move downstairs one month ago... theyve called the cops on me like 15 times for NOISE... ive called the cops like 3 times for threats and they damaging my property... fuckin bullshit, i hate cops i dont want to call them, but i aint goin to war 1 on 3... fuck that.... they hate my music. so i turn it down. no problem, still they get mad, they cant speak english i try 2 talk it out like be reasonable n shit... NO COMPROMISE! all i get FUCK FUCK BITCHEZ

[reguLAtor]

Thanks for the input guys... I sent a letter today and put the date and shit just so I had some "proof" about the whole thing.  The bitches have the air on RIGHT NOW and it's fuckin 2 am and like AT LEAST 40 degrees outside. What the fuck is that about?  If something doesn't get done by the new year I am going to 'opt out' of my lease if I can and bounce.  I kind of got this place in a rush and didn't realize that they allowed pets in the units...so I'm sure that has something to do with it.... Old lady upstairs has like  8 dogs and 14 cats, fat bitches next door probably have a couple trolls living in their fat rolls.  I wish I had the balls to go over andask..."why the fuck do u have your ac on at 3 am?"  But I'm not drunk enough.  fuck this shit....

[SoCal Iz Active]

Thanks for the input guys... I sent a letter today and put the date and shit just so I had some "proof" about the whole thing.  The bitches have the air on RIGHT NOW and it's fuckin 2 am and like AT LEAST 40 degrees outside. What the fuck is that about?  If something doesn't get done by the new year I am going to 'opt out' of my lease if I can and bounce.  I kind of got this place in a rush and didn't realize that they allowed pets in the units...so I'm sure that has something to do with it.... Old lady upstairs has like  8 dogs and 14 cats, fat bitches next door probably have a couple trolls living in their fat rolls.  I wish I had the balls to go over andask..."why the fuck do u have your ac on at 3 am?"  But I'm not drunk enough.  fuck this shit....

Listen. I know how much you want to have a nigga moment, but use your brain. If your land lord won't do anything about it, it can be grounds on terminating your lease. You have multiple reasons for voiding the lease (The roach problem, and the noise problem).

[BIGG-A]

nasty as hell. get those fat bull dikes outta there. dont sleep on this playa.
 

[everlast1986]

Your landlord has to get a exterminator over there and if he/she doesn't, get a lawyer.

["THE" MoSav]

LOL

[SoCal Iz Active]

thats nasty as fuck.....

MY NEIGHBORS r fuckin reatrded tho

ive lived here for 2 years, its a old house- made into 2 apts...

we live upstairs. these 3 mexicans move downstairs one month ago... theyve called the cops on me like 15 times for NOISE... ive called the cops like 3 times for threats and they damaging my property... fuckin bullshit, i hate cops i dont want to call them, but i aint goin to war 1 on 3... fuck that.... they hate my music. so i turn it down. no problem, still they get mad, they cant speak english i try 2 talk it out like be reasonable n shit... NO COMPROMISE! all i get FUCK FUCK BITCHEZ

If you want to get out of there, those are reasons to void the lease. Talk to a lawyer.

[J$crILLa]

thats nasty as fuck.....

MY NEIGHBORS r fuckin reatrded tho

ive lived here for 2 years, its a old house- made into 2 apts...

we live upstairs. these 3 mexicans move downstairs one month ago... theyve called the cops on me like 15 times for NOISE... ive called the cops like 3 times for threats and they damaging my property... fuckin bullshit, i hate cops i dont want to call them, but i aint goin to war 1 on 3... fuck that.... they hate my music. so i turn it down. no problem, still they get mad, they cant speak english i try 2 talk it out like be reasonable n shit... NO COMPROMISE! all i get FUCK FUCK BITCHEZ

If you want to get out of there, those are reasons to void the lease. Talk to a lawyer.

i been told that