Most hilarious Bizarre quotes

[Tanjential]

Lets laugh

"it's friday night,i'm at a rave again.pickin up transvestites in my harley davidson"

"93, it was strictly R and B. Fucked up hair cut listening to Jodeci"

-T

[westkoastanostra]

"Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook
Didn't realize it was my grandmother 'til I checked her pocketbook"

"Red bones, I hate 'em no question
I like fat bitches with bladder infections "

[eazye]

His whole verse on "No One's Iller Than Me" - that shit is halarious and dope  

[Tanjential]

quote the most hilarious line from that shit. the one that makes you bust up.

-T

[eazye]

"Last week this old man I had to blast
Cuz he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas"

"I done lost 100 pounds, I ain't been eatin' like I should
This wounded dog in the street is sure lookin' good!"

[westkoastanostra]

"my girlfriend shotme in the head wit a 2 piece/cuz she found out i was having an affair wit her 10 year old niece"

[eazye]

^^Again from "Noone's Iller Than Me" 

[Jip]

oh shit, the song from d12 world where he starts rapping about being in a line waitin to get pictures developed

that was the best verse on the whole album

Walk to Rite-Aid for a can of spaghetti
It's been one hour and bitch my photo's aint ready
Picture's of my dog and my family reunion
It's been two hours and my fucking days ruined
Hey "Kate" do you wanna get raped?
Have my pictures on fucking Philips 38
That's why I don't be fucking battle rapping
'Cuz everytime I loose, this is what the fuck happens (Gun shots)
Back to these pictures I was trying to get developed
This man tried to get in front of me, I wouldn't let him
I'm ready to blow this bitches brains out
I'm nervous, I farted, some shit came out
Times up, shot her with a gun
Got on my cell phone and called Rev. Run
And all this crazy shit I, regret it. . .
All because I wanted to see Elton John naked.


hahahaah that shit is hilarious

[AlerG]

Amityville-

I fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother's throat
{*AHHHHHHHH!*} Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope?
My little sister's birthday, she'll remember me
For a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity

Under The Influence-

I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin
It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion

When The Music Stops-

LL told me to "Rock the Bells"
NWA said "Fuck the Police," now I'm in jail

M.O.P. had grimey and gritty
Marilyn Manson I dyed my hair blue, and grew some titties
Ludacris told me to throw them bows
Now I'm in the hospital with a broken nose and a fractured elbow

Nasty Mind-

Dreams of fuckin a handicapped bitch
Suck my dick while your teeth start to grit

American Psycho-

And I ain't got no food, my job I've been cheated
My girlfriend had a miscarriage (I'm sorry) I had to eat it (ohh)
My dick is burnin, it ain't cause of disease
Because I'm jackin off with gasoline mixed with antifreeze

Fight Music-

You know why my hands are so numb? (No)
Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum (oh)

Pimp Like Me-

Go suck dick at a bachelor party
So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody

Blow My Buzz-

Bitch let me in the house (Avon?)
No, I just came to eat your mother out

Devils Night-

Ten years is what I'm facin
Police breakin in my house, Lil' Bow Wow in the basement

Revelation-

Tired of gettin hit in the face with a broom
My moms on her period, my dad's in my room (Daddy no!)

My poor grandmother, God bless her soul
The bitch got AIDS (aww) she just waitin to die of a cold (hahaha)
There's three things that keep me from bein a Nazi
I'm black, a fag, and my dad's Liberace

Words Are Weapons-

I'm eatin crews like I'm Hannibal
There's no way I can be the gay rapper
(Eminem: Why not?) I only fuck animals

These Drugs-

Hey Stephanie (hi!) Let's take some ecstasy (okay!)
Now pull your pants down bitch and have sex with this dog next to me

You motherfuckers think I'm a gimmick
cause I got a Cash Money tattoo and roll with No Limit



theres some memorable ones from before the D12 World days,

chill

[Tanjential]

LMAO at You motherfuckers think I'm a gimmick
cause I got a Cash Money tattoo and roll with No Limit


ROFL....fucking damn that shit is hilarious.....-T

[Jip]

oh shit

Devils Night-

Ten years is what I'm facin
Police breakin in my house, Lil' Bow Wow in the basement

haha

[Tanjential]

oh shit

Devils Night-

Ten years is what I'm facin
Police breakin in my house, Lil' Bow Wow in the basement

haha

brilliant! this dude is fuckin' gold. does he have an album out yet?

-T

[The Wizard]

D12 - Revelation

I wanna kill myself! I'm still debatin
In front of a baptist church, masturbatin
Prayin to Satan - think I'm crazy cause I smoke crack
live on the mat in a two-family flat? (Fuck it)
Tired of gettin hit in the face with a broom
My moms on her period, my dad's in my room (Daddy no!)
I got ten rocks and I need to get out
I sold them in five minutes, at my own damn hause (Moms smoke crack)
My poor grandmother, God bless her soul
The bitch got AIDS (aww) she just waitin to die of a cold (hahaha)
There's three things that keep me from bein a Nazi
I'm black, a fag, and my dad's Liberace


nothing from him can top that verse!

[Tanjential]

it's a ridiculous verse certainly but it's not nearly as funny as his verse from when the music stops or the bow wow in the basement verse.

-T

[The-Leak (aka) kingwell (bka) JULES]

American Psycho 2

"13 years old And joined a fucking gang, hair under my ass cheeks feeling the fucking pain"


I LOL every time I hear that.